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Chapelle special is great - will never not love him. U
December 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I mean I obviously love freeway but if I’m a British boxer I’m coming out to dizzee rasc every time
December 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Filtering Letterboxed reviews to 2 stars and under for movies I’ve never even seen is the perfect catharsis for someone with my aptitude for being a hater
December 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"Best regards" is the new em dash
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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I'm not listening to your music if the project/band is the name of a celebrity/musician with the first letters of their first and last name swapped.

Can we please collectively stop supporting this?
December 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I'm guessing if these don't exist yet, we’ll see them pop up in 2026, especially with the advent of AI generated music people will lazily want slop a name onto:

Polly darton
Hony tawk
Diles Mavis
Gary jarcia
soooo Mom Torello is a non-starter 😒
December 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm not listening to your music if the project/band is the name of a celebrity/musician with the first letters of their first and last name swapped.

Can we please collectively stop supporting this?
December 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Filtering Letterboxed reviews to 2 stars and under for movies I’ve never even seen is the perfect catharsis for someone with my aptitude for being a hater
December 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Never realized how much weed is constantly in the air in Philly till I stopped smoking. It smells so good sometimes 🥲
December 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Everytime I start watching peaky blinders I realize I should just watch boardwalk empire instead
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I’m not sure how I feel about AI-generated music, but I AM sure I want to hear John Fogerty sing the pizza bagel theme song to the tune of ‘Down on the Corner’
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Everytime I start watching peaky blinders I realize I should just watch boardwalk empire instead
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
feel bad for all the AI influencers that have to deal with "the new model COMPLETELY reinventing their workflows" every 3 months, seems like a lot to keep up with...
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
safe music for white people
music festival industrial complex
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
music festival industrial complex
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If I had a dollar for every unposted draft of a joke where the punchline was poop and pee, I’d be so rich I’d poop and pee myself.
December 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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It’s great that Noah schnapp goes to Wharton because he’s a terrible fucking actor lol
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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maybe if enough of us jump into the volcano we can change it from the inside
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
It’s great that Noah schnapp goes to Wharton because he’s a terrible fucking actor lol
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
For you it’s called “lottalies capped” if you dig me
For you it’s called “Spotify crapped” if you know what I mean 😒
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
For you it’s called “Spotify crapped” if you know what I mean 😒
December 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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[dramatic stinger] and [wet squelching] are carrying the entire film industry
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM