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an incomplete history of wizards
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my name is Pauly Amore
January 23, 2026 at 9:00 PM
my name is Pauly Amore
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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You may also summon entertainment to your throne room. Your predecessor found this most invigorating. Speak with me if you wish entertainment.
January 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
You may also summon entertainment to your throne room. Your predecessor found this most invigorating. Speak with me if you wish entertainment.
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![A line drawing of a kneeling figure with a jug of water on her head, in the style of Matisse. Maybe Picasso? Phil at Totem Graphics didn’t have much time to dwell on the specifics. He had 15 designs to power through on Friday, mostly based on brief prompts his manager sent him via electronic mail. The prompts were all of this nature: realistic color portrait of so-and-so; caricature of such-and-such; line drawing of this-or-that in the style of some famous artist or whatever. His manager’s prompt for SYMB384 was exactly this: “A line drawing of a kneeling figure with a jug of water on her head, in the style of Mattisse [sic], maybe Piccaso [sic].” What am I, thought Phil as he trudged through the creative motions, a fucking machine?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rky3rehgbfcbuc6ysq7nir4p/bafkreifpwdrsgtzhujzs7jnc5jidjmkev6sirjelaxellz6vhzir6jdk6i@jpeg)
they call it laundry cause it takes a laun time to dry. can you please blow into the interlock for me.
January 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
they call it laundry cause it takes a laun time to dry. can you please blow into the interlock for me.
sometimes if i feel an urge to be called racist i'll just post "Dont beat your kids"
January 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
sometimes if i feel an urge to be called racist i'll just post "Dont beat your kids"
i think if i was younger and stupider id try to go to MIT for a non engineering program and then try to join the football team
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 AM
i think if i was younger and stupider id try to go to MIT for a non engineering program and then try to join the football team
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inspirational cousin quotes
January 13, 2026 at 1:41 AM
inspirational cousin quotes
i need 100,000,000 followers or people are going to start being hurt by my actions and thoughts
January 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
i need 100,000,000 followers or people are going to start being hurt by my actions and thoughts
im being aboused by sinister forces.. beyond my understandinge
January 13, 2026 at 2:32 AM
im being aboused by sinister forces.. beyond my understandinge
kill all of my enemies
January 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
kill all of my enemies
(French Canadianly) allo boys
January 11, 2026 at 7:50 AM
(French Canadianly) allo boys
looking at some beautiful rene magritte paintings and not thinking to myself damn this is some bullshit that sucks
January 10, 2026 at 6:33 AM
looking at some beautiful rene magritte paintings and not thinking to myself damn this is some bullshit that sucks
putting final touches on my pod cast. news and current events with a hint of comedy
January 9, 2026 at 5:06 AM
putting final touches on my pod cast. news and current events with a hint of comedy
didnt really get that all the things she said song till i started dating my girlfriend and now its like yea she really does say all sorts of things
January 9, 2026 at 5:05 AM
didnt really get that all the things she said song till i started dating my girlfriend and now its like yea she really does say all sorts of things
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Idk what they should be but we need different categories for people like folding ideas vs "video essayists" who do the equivalent of running a wikipedia page or magazine article through chatgpt summary mode and read it to the camera
January 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Idk what they should be but we need different categories for people like folding ideas vs "video essayists" who do the equivalent of running a wikipedia page or magazine article through chatgpt summary mode and read it to the camera
I think using the power of love we can put into effect a program of mass killing that will finally save the world
January 6, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I think using the power of love we can put into effect a program of mass killing that will finally save the world
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showing my gf aircraft liveries and shes like woow these are so cool :) because i am loved
January 6, 2026 at 3:35 AM
showing my gf aircraft liveries and shes like woow these are so cool :) because i am loved
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it would be crazy if Obama got the one thing he truly deserves
December 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
it would be crazy if Obama got the one thing he truly deserves
the internet will change the world
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
the internet will change the world
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What's a Gladiator without an Arena to fight in? So get up there and start cracking some skulls! Besides, one more fight and you advance again.
December 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
What's a Gladiator without an Arena to fight in? So get up there and start cracking some skulls! Besides, one more fight and you advance again.
is it clocking to you? it's not clocking to you. it's clocking to someone. it's not you?
December 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
is it clocking to you? it's not clocking to you. it's clocking to someone. it's not you?