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Aft Welve
@crispprat.bsky.social
Retired sports fan (jk)
Toronto, Ontario
This world is dystopian.
January 21, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Brahim diaz trying to panenka Mendy. Morocco deserves to lose.
January 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Chelsea please buy Igor Thiago pleaseee
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Andrey Santos celebrating early 🤭🤭
January 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Whats the likelihood LeBron retires next year in his 24th season because “For Kobe”?
January 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
My friends and coworkers havent put it together yet that they keep getting the flu every year cause theyre not taking the flu shot. But it’s a touchy subject so I just say “oh wow yeah that sounds rough”.
January 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
A youre not wanted here chant to blueco. Interesting
January 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I think having an English manager is a hack.
January 10, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Dario Essugo back from surgery. Best of luck to him. Hope he gets to play #chelsea #facup
January 10, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Fuck rogers. I hve their over priced cable. Why do i have to pay extra to watch the fa cup. Fucking hell.
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Oh shit gyokeres was playing?
January 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Devastating. Losing to your rivals. Makes me sick. #BlueCoOut
January 7, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Two brand new cb’s off the bench for city. This is chelsea’s time to score if they r serious.
January 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Chelsea vs City today… 😭
January 4, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Wissa on the bench for Newcastle, will be preoccupied with Chelsea but I’ll be keeping an eye on the number 9!
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
If i had a nickel for every time my toilet fill valve broke, i would have $0.10. I know that’s not a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Such a devastating way to lose a world series. Frig man. Now all i have to look forward to is a shaky Chelsea and a Raptors team thats so friggin disappointing.
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
3 outs left. Lets fucking go Blue Jays. We fucking got this
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I think it’s crazy that we’ve normalized that a player taking $90m over $120m was a major sacrifice. Lol that $30m would have changed nothing in Kd’s life.
Joining @SportsCenter live breaking down Kevin Durant's new deal in Houston:
October 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Dormir c’est pour les riches
October 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Theres a guy on love is blind denver that… nvm
October 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I will not complain today even though it feels like the world is against me cause I’ve had a terrible commute to work. I will not complain today even though it feels like the world is against me cause I’ve had a terrible commute to work. I will not complain today even though it feels like the world-
October 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Two things
1) i was wrong shout tyrick mitchell
2) OG is gonna win the league with palace soon.
October 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Caicedo had zohran mamdani shook #CHELIV
An early goal of the season contender from Moises Caicedo puts Chelsea 1-0 up against Liverpool at Stamford Bridge.

Chelsea fans won't mind hearing the goal music for that strike...
October 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I need gusto off the pitch until he learns how to pass the ball.
October 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM