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crissy
@crispycrissy.bsky.social
she/her | tired millennial
here to scream about 9-1-1 🚒
buddie truther in her tonka truck hate space
Pinned
Figured I should jump on the bandwagon with the intros 😂

- Crissy, she/her, 30s, bi
- Buddie needs to go canon or I'll cry
- Swiftie who uses her lyrics as fic titles 99% of the time. Angst w/happy endings are my bread & butter
- Hater of Temu/Loucifer, the Buckley parents, and the Diaz parents
So I've decided to start reposting my Heated Rivalry edits to YouTube since TikTok is....*waves hand vaguely at that shitshow of an app*
This is one that I'd previously posted the tiktok link to, but if you want to be able to watch it somewhere else... 👀
youtu.be/Jtt2HaCshrk?...
Shane & Ilya - Electric Touch [Heated Rivalry]
YouTube video by Crissy
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Sometimes, you know which fic you wanna work on. Then, you remember that you're at the point that you need to write Bummy dating and you can't skip it because half the plot is That Man being an asshole 😒 y'all, I don't have that kind of patience today
January 28, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Heated Rivalry S2 has the opportunity to fucking RUIN US even worse with the Long Game Instagram DMs if they turn them into Russian voice notes. Give us Shane having to listen to them and, this time, understand the Russian Ilya's saying to him. It'd be the most devastating call back to the S1 call
January 27, 2026 at 2:59 PM
PSA: If you're harassing any of the Heated Rivalry cast over their personal lives (that we have no right to), unfollow me right the fuck now. Same for if you're speculating on their sexualities/if any of them are dating each other. They're all fucking adults and it is none of our goddamn business.
January 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Do you ever wonder if Ilya just....assumes the entire Hollander family knows they're autistic in the same way they all assume Ilya knows he has ADHD? Because I do and it amuses me
January 15, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Ilya spent most of his NHL career in Boston while actively learning/working on his English. You know he picked up Boston terms. He says wicked/calls a traffic circle a rotary/Dunkins is Dunks/liquor store is a packie. Give me Shane looking at Ilya and realizing he learned fucking BOSTON English
December 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
.....so I made another thing
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrK5bjGo/
#hollanov - I Think He Knows #heatedrivalryedit #ilyarozanov #shanehollander #hollanovedit
TikTok video by Crissy
www.tiktok.com
December 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Genuinely not sure how I'm supposed to survive until Heated Rivalry season two comes out. What am I supposed to do with myself now?
December 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The face of a man second guessing his choice to meet the parents in a Raiders tshirt
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Heated Rivalry has the opportunity in the gap between seasons to start instagram pages for Shane and Ilya and they need to take it. The fandom (especially the book readers) would have a months-long crash out over it and keep hype up while other countries acquire streaming rights. Keep the momentum
December 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Because I've seen some people giving Ilya crap for how he brought up liking girls and also Shane, can we please remember that while his English is better than it was when they met, it's not his first language, so expressing himself in English isn't going to come as naturally as it would for Shane
December 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Reposted by crissy
screaming, crying, throwing up
‘Heated Rivalry’ has been renewed for Season 2.

(deadline.com/2025/12/heated…)
December 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hi, Heated Rivalry using All the Things She Said in the club? Using the OG Russian singers for Ilya's POV and switching to a male cover for Shane? CINEMA 👏
December 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Percy Jackson season two came out fucking swinging and I am LOVING IT. Are there differences from the book? Yes, obviously. Do they work to help move the story along and help with the TV adaption flow? Absolutely. I'm so happy and will hear no Percy Jackson slander
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Sooooo soulmate AU, anyone? 👀
archiveofourown.org/works/72553671
October 18, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The way my brain now associates redwoods:
- 911 S1 with the Bobby "help" scene
- Travis Kelce's dick
October 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Hey, so if I said I did my first podfic and recorded one of my fics...
archiveofourown.org/works/71441041
September 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Bobby Nash didn't die for this 😒
September 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
911 has the chance to do the funniest thing in S9 and have Eddie get jealous of Buck & Ravi's friendship, especially if Ravi helped Buck find a new place. Let Eddie confuse his feelings like Buck in S7, but Ravi isn't here for the gay awakening kiss.
"I'm not the 118 bi you're thirsting over, Diaz."
September 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
"We could have had it all," I scream as they drag me away. "Shannon Diaz should have lived!"
Anyway, I wrote a fic 👀
archiveofourown.org/works/70883931
September 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Do you think that, given the chance, the 118 would probably never let Buck anywhere near the ladder truck? Not only was he crushed by one, he was up the ladder when he got struck by lightning. But they can't keep him off it, so every time he's on it or in it, they all hold their breath just a little
August 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Oh, I'm totally normal about this. I'm not bi panicking at all. It's ✨️fine✨️
August 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I may have written 10k of Maddie and Buckley Sibling Trio feels... 👀❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/68432461
August 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
The way the Alex Warren album was major vibes for this Maddie fic the whole way through 👀👀👀
July 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM