Crispy UnClean Comedy
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The bad jokes will write themselves if you have the patience for AI, thankfully, we don’t.
24. Expect good things today. Having a positive outlook will help your energy levels.
February 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
24. Expect good things today. Having a positive outlook will help your energy levels.
At least 50 people decided to pause their game and check out what Crispy UnClean Comedy is up to and for that, we say, in the name of comedy, they didn't use their wise mind.
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
At least 50 people decided to pause their game and check out what Crispy UnClean Comedy is up to and for that, we say, in the name of comedy, they didn't use their wise mind.
New ADD Thread tonight!
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
New ADD Thread tonight!
Kid Rock makes music for people who laugh at incest jokes.
February 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Kid Rock makes music for people who laugh at incest jokes.
23. Little inconsistencies can throw off your entire game. Be consistent, win the game, and feel less shame. Start with little habits here and there to grow your foundation.
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
23. Little inconsistencies can throw off your entire game. Be consistent, win the game, and feel less shame. Start with little habits here and there to grow your foundation.
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22. Chew your food slowly. Choking is an embarrassing way to go out, despite how sexy porn stars make it look.
February 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
22. Chew your food slowly. Choking is an embarrassing way to go out, despite how sexy porn stars make it look.
22. Chew your food slowly. Choking is an embarrassing way to go out, despite how sexy porn stars make it look.
February 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
22. Chew your food slowly. Choking is an embarrassing way to go out, despite how sexy porn stars make it look.
If you like Jason Statham, The Beekeeper is on Tubi right now for a couple more days.
February 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
If you like Jason Statham, The Beekeeper is on Tubi right now for a couple more days.
21. Oranges and other citrus fruits can help with the effects of asthma. Consult your Google physician to see which fruits are right for you.
February 6, 2026 at 2:59 PM
21. Oranges and other citrus fruits can help with the effects of asthma. Consult your Google physician to see which fruits are right for you.
If therapy doesn't make you a better writer, you're doing it wrong.
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
If therapy doesn't make you a better writer, you're doing it wrong.
20. Open a book today. Relax, breathe, read. Keep it simple.
February 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
20. Open a book today. Relax, breathe, read. Keep it simple.
Quitting your million dollar job just to make a political statement takes big balls.
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Quitting your million dollar job just to make a political statement takes big balls.
19. Until the wheels fall off, you keep rolling, rolling, rolling. Keep going, don't quit, even if it's the cheaper option. Finishing is more satisfying.
February 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
19. Until the wheels fall off, you keep rolling, rolling, rolling. Keep going, don't quit, even if it's the cheaper option. Finishing is more satisfying.
Delve into 12 Signs You're Not Getting Booked:
1. You spend all your time on social media.
1. You spend all your time on social media.
February 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Delve into 12 Signs You're Not Getting Booked:
1. You spend all your time on social media.
1. You spend all your time on social media.
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I think we all need to admit that when we tell friends “I’m ok” we really mean “I’m not going to kill myself”
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I think we all need to admit that when we tell friends “I’m ok” we really mean “I’m not going to kill myself”
If you have missed the ADD Threads on our Facebook page, fear not, we are slowly working on the newest thread.
February 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
If you have missed the ADD Threads on our Facebook page, fear not, we are slowly working on the newest thread.
18. Hit the good book -the thicker the better- before you grab the bottle.
February 1, 2026 at 3:07 PM
18. Hit the good book -the thicker the better- before you grab the bottle.
With all of us dealing with excessive snow and ice, we decided not to do our annual Royal Rumble Order of Entry predictions list.
January 31, 2026 at 11:02 PM
With all of us dealing with excessive snow and ice, we decided not to do our annual Royal Rumble Order of Entry predictions list.
17. It's okay to take your time with something you enjoy doing. Three hours spent edging is totally fine.
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 PM
17. It's okay to take your time with something you enjoy doing. Three hours spent edging is totally fine.
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The cool thing about dating a girl with an onlyfans is even if she dumps you you still get to spend money on her
October 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The cool thing about dating a girl with an onlyfans is even if she dumps you you still get to spend money on her
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13. Not to be confused with preppers, but people who plan, live longer. Make plans.
January 27, 2026 at 2:42 PM
13. Not to be confused with preppers, but people who plan, live longer. Make plans.
16. Pizza is your friend. Pile up the veggies. Extend your life. Pay attention to the crust. Maybe don't pair your pizza with soda if you want less sugar.
January 30, 2026 at 3:11 PM
16. Pizza is your friend. Pile up the veggies. Extend your life. Pay attention to the crust. Maybe don't pair your pizza with soda if you want less sugar.
In the next few days, we're going to be updating our descriptions, here and on Facebook, to reflect the current content.
January 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
In the next few days, we're going to be updating our descriptions, here and on Facebook, to reflect the current content.
15. Stay away from farm fresh barn meth, you'll live longer.
January 29, 2026 at 3:21 PM
15. Stay away from farm fresh barn meth, you'll live longer.
How the hell is air crisp? It's not an apple pie. It's not a cracker. Nope, not pizza either. Yet, you can choke on it, gasp for it, pass it and pollute it. Air, it's breath-taking.
January 28, 2026 at 8:15 PM
How the hell is air crisp? It's not an apple pie. It's not a cracker. Nope, not pizza either. Yet, you can choke on it, gasp for it, pass it and pollute it. Air, it's breath-taking.