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Crasshole
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I collect cookbooks and that is why my ass is fat
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Marie owned the sub shop next to the old Lynn Classical on the Commons

She fed generations of St. Mary’s and Lynn Classical students and City Hall

Meatballs and Italian subs
The Airbnb host Janet said I was “picky” because she didn’t do a quality check before we got there

107 S Ocean Drive Myrtle Beach
They use “Shoot first, ask questions later” method
Ate at a Chik Fil A

It’s ok.

It’s clean with excellent service
Hotels.com always gives me shitty rooms

I mean, I have bursitis in my hip, but I don’t need all these grab bars and a chair

But whoever was in here last was Chainsmoking cigarettes
My review of CAVA in Charleston SC

- Tables and floor were dirty
- Most of the drink machines were empty, including the lemonade that I ordered
- There was very little chicken & roasted veggies in my bowl

Everything was overpriced, and the quality wasn’t there
-small overpriced desserts
I’ve been in Charleston SC for 10 min and I already saw a construction truck knock down a brand new traffic light

In my hotel room smells like somebody has been chain smoking Marlboro Reds in the box
My friend doesn’t realize she has ACA bc every state has a different name. She has “Marketplace” in SC. Tax credit ends on Dec 31st 2025
What so every pic is going to be of the turkey wattle now lol
Don’t threat just do it
Red states about to FAFO in 2026
Lynn Pizza Challenge

Homemade Meatball Pizza Edition
Haddock Puttanesca

The Wharf in Revere MA
Here’s my review of Mila’s at the Gibson in Revere MA

Drove into the parking lot and every parking space was reserved for tenants, reserved for future tenants, or was part of Mirage

Also, there was ONE handicap space

So there was no parking and we left and we’re not going back

4:30 pm, Friday
The back door of my Jeep Wrangler opened on the way home from the supermarket and the frozen Thanksgiving turkey fell out of the back and rolled down Paradise Road in Swampscott MA and some old guy hit it with his car.