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If a Plurb from Pluribus got Severanced from Severance, would their innie also be a Plurb?
February 1, 2026 at 2:01 AM
If a Plurb from Pluribus got Severanced from Severance, would their innie also be a Plurb?
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December 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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US contractor behind 'Alligator Alcatraz' withdraws bid to run new Gaza aid scheme following controversy
The lucrative contract to manage aid flows into Gaza has drawn bids from several individuals tied to high-level US political figures
(thecradle.co/article...)
The lucrative contract to manage aid flows into Gaza has drawn bids from several individuals tied to high-level US political figures
(thecradle.co/article...)
US contractor behind 'Alligator Alcatraz' withdraws bid to run new Gaza aid scheme following controversy
The lucrative contract to manage aid flows into Gaza has drawn bids from several individuals tied to high-level US political figures
thecradle.co
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
US contractor behind 'Alligator Alcatraz' withdraws bid to run new Gaza aid scheme following controversy
The lucrative contract to manage aid flows into Gaza has drawn bids from several individuals tied to high-level US political figures
(thecradle.co/article...)
The lucrative contract to manage aid flows into Gaza has drawn bids from several individuals tied to high-level US political figures
(thecradle.co/article...)
Kojima so real for this one #hideokojima
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Kojima so real for this one #hideokojima
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@fallout.bethesdastudios.com has forgotten Bluesky exists, so it has fallen on me, The Courier, to complete delivery of this first clip of Fallout Season 2 #fallout
December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
@fallout.bethesdastudios.com has forgotten Bluesky exists, so it has fallen on me, The Courier, to complete delivery of this first clip of Fallout Season 2 #fallout
Arguing with RETVRN people on Twitter about this #TTRPG book about the picts has made me realize that "western chauvanist" types are very hostile to the history of Christianity spreading from the "darkness" of the Middle East into "white" Europe.
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Arguing with RETVRN people on Twitter about this #TTRPG book about the picts has made me realize that "western chauvanist" types are very hostile to the history of Christianity spreading from the "darkness" of the Middle East into "white" Europe.
“Carved in Stone” is a really neat #TTRPG sourcebook written by archaeologists about the Picts, a lost subculture in Scotland. Twitter is currently losing their minds about it for no good reason; my response is chronicled here. Book is from @stoutstoat.co.uk and it’s great!
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
“Carved in Stone” is a really neat #TTRPG sourcebook written by archaeologists about the Picts, a lost subculture in Scotland. Twitter is currently losing their minds about it for no good reason; my response is chronicled here. Book is from @stoutstoat.co.uk and it’s great!
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"He is simply a charismatic swindler," Elon Musk said of Zohran Mamdani. "He makes so many promises, that he can never achieve. He is simply a swindler… a mars base by 2015? Cars that drive themselves? Whatever the Hyperloop was supposed to be? It's simply irresponsible to set these expectations.”
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"He is simply a charismatic swindler," Elon Musk said of Zohran Mamdani. "He makes so many promises, that he can never achieve. He is simply a swindler… a mars base by 2015? Cars that drive themselves? Whatever the Hyperloop was supposed to be? It's simply irresponsible to set these expectations.”
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It feels weird that we’re about to be in a war with Venezuela and nobody’s talking about that
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It feels weird that we’re about to be in a war with Venezuela and nobody’s talking about that
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Mainstream media is too cowardly to run this headline:
October 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Mainstream media is too cowardly to run this headline:
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Someone said RFK Jr looks like Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers
and then I said that again, but louder
and then I said that again, but louder
October 12, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Someone said RFK Jr looks like Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers
and then I said that again, but louder
and then I said that again, but louder
Someone said RFK Jr looks like Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers
and then I said that again, but louder
and then I said that again, but louder
October 12, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Someone said RFK Jr looks like Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers
and then I said that again, but louder
and then I said that again, but louder
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we need to abolish this shit
October 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
we need to abolish this shit
Mainstream media is too cowardly to run this headline:
October 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Mainstream media is too cowardly to run this headline:
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Someone wise once said, you will never convince people that the cities are safe by telling them cities are safe.
You convince them by telling them, you’re absolutely right. The city is so dangerous. I’m just tough enough to handle it, and you’re not.
You convince them by telling them, you’re absolutely right. The city is so dangerous. I’m just tough enough to handle it, and you’re not.
October 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Someone wise once said, you will never convince people that the cities are safe by telling them cities are safe.
You convince them by telling them, you’re absolutely right. The city is so dangerous. I’m just tough enough to handle it, and you’re not.
You convince them by telling them, you’re absolutely right. The city is so dangerous. I’m just tough enough to handle it, and you’re not.
Is Trump cancelling Christmas?
October 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Is Trump cancelling Christmas?
Someone wise once said, you will never convince people that the cities are safe by telling them cities are safe.
You convince them by telling them, you’re absolutely right. The city is so dangerous. I’m just tough enough to handle it, and you’re not.
You convince them by telling them, you’re absolutely right. The city is so dangerous. I’m just tough enough to handle it, and you’re not.
October 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Someone wise once said, you will never convince people that the cities are safe by telling them cities are safe.
You convince them by telling them, you’re absolutely right. The city is so dangerous. I’m just tough enough to handle it, and you’re not.
You convince them by telling them, you’re absolutely right. The city is so dangerous. I’m just tough enough to handle it, and you’re not.
"I have left no evidence save for my grandfather's rifle, which I must retrieve for it is worth over two thousand American dollars and my old man will surely be cross with me if I should not return with it. However, I must take care, for there is a police vehicle yet lingering"
Working overtime at the Evidence Factory and my boss is busting my hump but I have a little shortcut that’s gonna make my life so easy
September 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"I have left no evidence save for my grandfather's rifle, which I must retrieve for it is worth over two thousand American dollars and my old man will surely be cross with me if I should not return with it. However, I must take care, for there is a police vehicle yet lingering"
Working overtime at the Evidence Factory and my boss is busting my hump but I have a little shortcut that’s gonna make my life so easy
September 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Working overtime at the Evidence Factory and my boss is busting my hump but I have a little shortcut that’s gonna make my life so easy
Of all the memes and goofs and jokes I’ve posted, none is more popular than a simple old Russian joke
September 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Of all the memes and goofs and jokes I’ve posted, none is more popular than a simple old Russian joke