CriticalMassive
criticalmassive.bsky.social
CriticalMassive
@criticalmassive.bsky.social
On a quest for gains and glory 💪🏻 Lover of anime, DnD, and questionable life choices. Certified himbo, professional bttm, and kinkster with a plot twist.
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I've had my Quest 1 sitting dormant for quite a while, and figured... it would be better used for a good boy like YOU, staring into endless spirals for me.

RT to enter. Winner will be gifted the headset + download links to 3 MNDFCUK files.

Winner will be chosen 1/27!

#hypno #gooner #bator
January 20, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I try to maintain this account to be positive and sexy. But it’s getting harder every fucking day. Please take care of yourself. Take care of each other. Do not let them break you ♥️
January 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
January 24, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Gonna be at MAL this year. Super excited, who am I gonna see?
January 5, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Could really use a good boy to ride after my leg day. Who wants to submit their cock?
December 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The 14 degree weather is making these garage workouts a choice 😬
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
These were ripe and sweaty from walking around in my boots all week
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Started play Black Myth Wukong. Picking up some skills but it’s definitely a challenging game 😅
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Stuff this turkey
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I wanted to create my own fursona. It needs a few tweaks but I’d like to introduce Toblerone. Thicker than a snicker and sweeter than one too.
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Come on #baratitties
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
October 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
September 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Slept like total utter trash. Someone please grant my coffee strength today?
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September 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
September 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
If only 3 gym bros on the same machine meant they move 3 times faster
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September 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Making an assumption that a lot of workout/gym clothing brands are not as inclusive as we would like. Let’s support those that do. If you know of a brand that is inclusive drop it below so we can start a thread of places for himbos, bimbos, and thembos can shop. #supportLGBTQbusinnesses
September 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It was Pokémon 3 where a strong father figure who leaves crystal footprints and fulfills any wish, left me with unrealistic gay expectations for the future…
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September 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
When you plug up for the first time in awhile
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August 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
August 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My schedule and priorities were not great last week. But this week betta watch out cause I’m bringing it 💪🏻💪🏻
August 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Headed down to Asbury Park for the weekend! @criticalmassive.bsky.social and I will be having a big gay weekend at The Empress to celebrate my birthday! You can catch me bootblacking on Sunday at Georgie’s for the beer bust at 2!
August 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Taking a stab at writing smut. Going to see if I can write enough short stories for a small book. 😈😬
August 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
🐾Toblerone🐾
August 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Id say leg day was a success
July 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM