Critter
@crittercritic.bsky.social
23 he/them 18+ account
Autistic creature with spins in sex toys & kink
Mated with @prettypenises.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/critter_critic
Autistic creature with spins in sex toys & kink
Mated with @prettypenises.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/critter_critic
Pinned
Updated ISO/WTB
Bad Dragon | Echo m/m - Jonas s/m
Carnal Compendium | Kai s/m
Exotic World | Stallion m/m
Gentlestretch | Strap-In
New Love Creations | In-joy-us
Bad Dragon | Echo m/m - Jonas s/m
Carnal Compendium | Kai s/m
Exotic World | Stallion m/m
Gentlestretch | Strap-In
New Love Creations | In-joy-us
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It's time to start our closing down sale!
Today is 15% off, tomorrow will be 20% off, and so on until we hit 40% off. We will not combine orders placed on different days/discounts.
The webstore will close at 10pm 20th Nov 2025 NZDT (1am 20th Nov 2025 PST), so make sure you order before then!
Today is 15% off, tomorrow will be 20% off, and so on until we hit 40% off. We will not combine orders placed on different days/discounts.
The webstore will close at 10pm 20th Nov 2025 NZDT (1am 20th Nov 2025 PST), so make sure you order before then!
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's time to start our closing down sale!
Today is 15% off, tomorrow will be 20% off, and so on until we hit 40% off. We will not combine orders placed on different days/discounts.
The webstore will close at 10pm 20th Nov 2025 NZDT (1am 20th Nov 2025 PST), so make sure you order before then!
Today is 15% off, tomorrow will be 20% off, and so on until we hit 40% off. We will not combine orders placed on different days/discounts.
The webstore will close at 10pm 20th Nov 2025 NZDT (1am 20th Nov 2025 PST), so make sure you order before then!
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Zero tariffs, full pleasure. We’ll take care of all the customs fees for orders. So you can shop freely at our store! To celebrate, we’re giving away a $100 Gift Card! Thank you for spreading the word!
✨ Win a $100 Gift Card✨
❤️ Like + RT + Follow
Winner picked Nov 20!
✨ Win a $100 Gift Card✨
❤️ Like + RT + Follow
Winner picked Nov 20!
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Zero tariffs, full pleasure. We’ll take care of all the customs fees for orders. So you can shop freely at our store! To celebrate, we’re giving away a $100 Gift Card! Thank you for spreading the word!
✨ Win a $100 Gift Card✨
❤️ Like + RT + Follow
Winner picked Nov 20!
✨ Win a $100 Gift Card✨
❤️ Like + RT + Follow
Winner picked Nov 20!
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November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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#Dongsales Selling more stuff, can't stand looking at my BD customs anymore. Get a good secondhand dilder here!
November 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
#Dongsales Selling more stuff, can't stand looking at my BD customs anymore. Get a good secondhand dilder here!
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Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
NoFrillDo | funkittoys
NoFrillDo project description and purchase page
funkittoys.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
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We've set a date for our final restock before we close!
New stock will be on the website at 3pm NZDT 4th Nov (6pm 3rd Nov PST), so please swing by to check out what we've made!
This will also be the last week to take advantage of our "free shipping over $150" offer as well.
New stock will be on the website at 3pm NZDT 4th Nov (6pm 3rd Nov PST), so please swing by to check out what we've made!
This will also be the last week to take advantage of our "free shipping over $150" offer as well.
November 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
We've set a date for our final restock before we close!
New stock will be on the website at 3pm NZDT 4th Nov (6pm 3rd Nov PST), so please swing by to check out what we've made!
This will also be the last week to take advantage of our "free shipping over $150" offer as well.
New stock will be on the website at 3pm NZDT 4th Nov (6pm 3rd Nov PST), so please swing by to check out what we've made!
This will also be the last week to take advantage of our "free shipping over $150" offer as well.
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October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Updated ISO/WTB
Bad Dragon | Echo m/m - Jonas s/m
Carnal Compendium | Kai s/m
Exotic World | Stallion m/m
Gentlestretch | Strap-In
New Love Creations | In-joy-us
Bad Dragon | Echo m/m - Jonas s/m
Carnal Compendium | Kai s/m
Exotic World | Stallion m/m
Gentlestretch | Strap-In
New Love Creations | In-joy-us
October 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Updated ISO/WTB
Bad Dragon | Echo m/m - Jonas s/m
Carnal Compendium | Kai s/m
Exotic World | Stallion m/m
Gentlestretch | Strap-In
New Love Creations | In-joy-us
Bad Dragon | Echo m/m - Jonas s/m
Carnal Compendium | Kai s/m
Exotic World | Stallion m/m
Gentlestretch | Strap-In
New Love Creations | In-joy-us
Special shoutout to @lustdemonics.bsky.social and @fieryfaerie.com I feel very lucky to win 🥺
Please check them both out and support their new model releases🙏
Please check them both out and support their new model releases🙏
October 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Special shoutout to @lustdemonics.bsky.social and @fieryfaerie.com I feel very lucky to win 🥺
Please check them both out and support their new model releases🙏
Please check them both out and support their new model releases🙏
Adding
Tyv by Strange Bedfellas, Spatha by Ambush Toys and Malikye by Kudu Voodoo!
Tyv by Strange Bedfellas, Spatha by Ambush Toys and Malikye by Kudu Voodoo!
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Adding
Tyv by Strange Bedfellas, Spatha by Ambush Toys and Malikye by Kudu Voodoo!
Tyv by Strange Bedfellas, Spatha by Ambush Toys and Malikye by Kudu Voodoo!
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Alrighty y'all LARGE patches is alive and it's time for some sizing breakdowns!
Size Large:
Total height: 6inches
Total width across the base:6inches
Snout circumference: 13 inches
Lower head circumference: 20 inches
Hole circumference unstretched: 1.3 inches-
#sextoy #penetrable #stroker
Size Large:
Total height: 6inches
Total width across the base:6inches
Snout circumference: 13 inches
Lower head circumference: 20 inches
Hole circumference unstretched: 1.3 inches-
#sextoy #penetrable #stroker
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Alrighty y'all LARGE patches is alive and it's time for some sizing breakdowns!
Size Large:
Total height: 6inches
Total width across the base:6inches
Snout circumference: 13 inches
Lower head circumference: 20 inches
Hole circumference unstretched: 1.3 inches-
#sextoy #penetrable #stroker
Size Large:
Total height: 6inches
Total width across the base:6inches
Snout circumference: 13 inches
Lower head circumference: 20 inches
Hole circumference unstretched: 1.3 inches-
#sextoy #penetrable #stroker
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If you are in the US & in a position to do so, PLEASE consider donating to your local food bank!!
Millions of Americans may be losing access to their food stamp benefits in November due to the shutdown, & people will absolutely go hungry without significant help from their local communities.
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Millions of Americans may be losing access to their food stamp benefits in November due to the shutdown, & people will absolutely go hungry without significant help from their local communities.
1/3
October 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If you are in the US & in a position to do so, PLEASE consider donating to your local food bank!!
Millions of Americans may be losing access to their food stamp benefits in November due to the shutdown, & people will absolutely go hungry without significant help from their local communities.
1/3
Millions of Americans may be losing access to their food stamp benefits in November due to the shutdown, & people will absolutely go hungry without significant help from their local communities.
1/3
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Alrighty y'all we've been brewing up something new this Halloween, welcome to the shop Patches the Cursed Dragon Plush! It was our goal this year to introduce more penetrables to the shop and so we are! These are size small for now, with size large coming this week! #sextoy #penetrable #stroker
October 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Alrighty y'all we've been brewing up something new this Halloween, welcome to the shop Patches the Cursed Dragon Plush! It was our goal this year to introduce more penetrables to the shop and so we are! These are size small for now, with size large coming this week! #sextoy #penetrable #stroker
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#dongsales
Letting a few more go who haven't been used in a while or I'm sizing up past. DM/Comment and we can work something out ^^
Letting a few more go who haven't been used in a while or I'm sizing up past. DM/Comment and we can work something out ^^
October 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
#dongsales
Letting a few more go who haven't been used in a while or I'm sizing up past. DM/Comment and we can work something out ^^
Letting a few more go who haven't been used in a while or I'm sizing up past. DM/Comment and we can work something out ^^
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Happy Spooky Season! We've got a fun Halloween giveaway for y'all!
Like, share, and follow to join, and good luck!
Like, share, and follow to join, and good luck!
October 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Happy Spooky Season! We've got a fun Halloween giveaway for y'all!
Like, share, and follow to join, and good luck!
Like, share, and follow to join, and good luck!
I started a platinum silicone enjoyer group over on FetLife
Come join us so we can get a lil community going ☺️
(Reskeets/sharing appreciated)
fetlife.com/groups/329268/
Come join us so we can get a lil community going ☺️
(Reskeets/sharing appreciated)
fetlife.com/groups/329268/
Login | FetLife
Welcome back, we've missed you!
fetlife.com
October 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I started a platinum silicone enjoyer group over on FetLife
Come join us so we can get a lil community going ☺️
(Reskeets/sharing appreciated)
fetlife.com/groups/329268/
Come join us so we can get a lil community going ☺️
(Reskeets/sharing appreciated)
fetlife.com/groups/329268/
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Please don't gamble your health by buying sex toys from Amazon, Temu, or AliExpress.
(Or lube. Lube can be counterfeited or stored incorrectly, which I have personally learned the hard way.)
Toy safety info:
dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/
Amazon risks:
dangerouslilly.com/2014/11/sex-...
(Or lube. Lube can be counterfeited or stored incorrectly, which I have personally learned the hard way.)
Toy safety info:
dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/
Amazon risks:
dangerouslilly.com/2014/11/sex-...
Why Buying Sex Toys from Amazon is a Risky Gamble — Dangerous Lilly
Buying sex toys from Amazon is risky. I get a lot of complaints about counterfeit sex toys, misrepresentation in brand/materials and even used sex toys.
dangerouslilly.com
October 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Please don't gamble your health by buying sex toys from Amazon, Temu, or AliExpress.
(Or lube. Lube can be counterfeited or stored incorrectly, which I have personally learned the hard way.)
Toy safety info:
dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/
Amazon risks:
dangerouslilly.com/2014/11/sex-...
(Or lube. Lube can be counterfeited or stored incorrectly, which I have personally learned the hard way.)
Toy safety info:
dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/
Amazon risks:
dangerouslilly.com/2014/11/sex-...
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Everything might seem to be chaos right now, but at least some of it is beautiful chaos!
PS: Use the code "CHAOS" at checkout this weekend only for 20% off all premade items
PS: Use the code "CHAOS" at checkout this weekend only for 20% off all premade items
October 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Everything might seem to be chaos right now, but at least some of it is beautiful chaos!
PS: Use the code "CHAOS" at checkout this weekend only for 20% off all premade items
PS: Use the code "CHAOS" at checkout this weekend only for 20% off all premade items
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Lust Demonics is celebrating 1 year of seductive horror!
Enter the cursed sale and giveaway:
💉15% off MTO
💀20% off premade
Ends Sunday, Oct 19 at 11:59pm MST
Dare to win the Grindhouse Chainsaw!
No purchase necessary
Just like, comment, and repost
One soul to be chosen Oct 25
US participants only
Enter the cursed sale and giveaway:
💉15% off MTO
💀20% off premade
Ends Sunday, Oct 19 at 11:59pm MST
Dare to win the Grindhouse Chainsaw!
No purchase necessary
Just like, comment, and repost
One soul to be chosen Oct 25
US participants only
October 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Lust Demonics is celebrating 1 year of seductive horror!
Enter the cursed sale and giveaway:
💉15% off MTO
💀20% off premade
Ends Sunday, Oct 19 at 11:59pm MST
Dare to win the Grindhouse Chainsaw!
No purchase necessary
Just like, comment, and repost
One soul to be chosen Oct 25
US participants only
Enter the cursed sale and giveaway:
💉15% off MTO
💀20% off premade
Ends Sunday, Oct 19 at 11:59pm MST
Dare to win the Grindhouse Chainsaw!
No purchase necessary
Just like, comment, and repost
One soul to be chosen Oct 25
US participants only
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A friendly reminder to get in touch ASAP for the info pack if you are interested in purchasing one of our designs. The deadline for tender offers is the 19th Oct NZDT (18th US time).
Attn Shops: We’re closing down and starting the process of rehoming our models. If you are interested in buying any of the toys currently shown on the models page of our website please get in touch within the next few days and we will send you the info pack.
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October 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
A friendly reminder to get in touch ASAP for the info pack if you are interested in purchasing one of our designs. The deadline for tender offers is the 19th Oct NZDT (18th US time).
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I think we're ready for a soft re-open! Check out our old stock, now available at noodlecrafters.com
Noodlecrafters
We create quality hand-made sex toys.
noodlecrafters.com
October 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I think we're ready for a soft re-open! Check out our old stock, now available at noodlecrafters.com
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Attn Shops: We’re closing down and starting the process of rehoming our models. If you are interested in buying any of the toys currently shown on the models page of our website please get in touch within the next few days and we will send you the info pack.
(1/3)
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October 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Attn Shops: We’re closing down and starting the process of rehoming our models. If you are interested in buying any of the toys currently shown on the models page of our website please get in touch within the next few days and we will send you the info pack.
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Sizing breakdown
Length - Frangipani sizes are 20mm longer than Lilacs
Width - The V-Plugs in both sets work in tandem alternating in sizes as you go through the sets.
Starting with the slimmest
XXS Frangipani - 114mm
XS Lilac - 130mm
XS Frangipani - 140mm... et cetera
Length - Frangipani sizes are 20mm longer than Lilacs
Width - The V-Plugs in both sets work in tandem alternating in sizes as you go through the sets.
Starting with the slimmest
XXS Frangipani - 114mm
XS Lilac - 130mm
XS Frangipani - 140mm... et cetera
October 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Sizing breakdown
Length - Frangipani sizes are 20mm longer than Lilacs
Width - The V-Plugs in both sets work in tandem alternating in sizes as you go through the sets.
Starting with the slimmest
XXS Frangipani - 114mm
XS Lilac - 130mm
XS Frangipani - 140mm... et cetera
Length - Frangipani sizes are 20mm longer than Lilacs
Width - The V-Plugs in both sets work in tandem alternating in sizes as you go through the sets.
Starting with the slimmest
XXS Frangipani - 114mm
XS Lilac - 130mm
XS Frangipani - 140mm... et cetera
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We will be trying to get some of these gorgeous models to make sure they a) go to a good home and b) remain in this corner of the globe (because EE has a lot of Australian fans).
Depending on particulars we *may* need a bit of help to achieve that, though. So if anyone wants to chip in, sing out!
Depending on particulars we *may* need a bit of help to achieve that, though. So if anyone wants to chip in, sing out!
Attn Shops: We’re closing down and starting the process of rehoming our models. If you are interested in buying any of the toys currently shown on the models page of our website please get in touch within the next few days and we will send you the info pack.
(1/3)
(1/3)
October 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
We will be trying to get some of these gorgeous models to make sure they a) go to a good home and b) remain in this corner of the globe (because EE has a lot of Australian fans).
Depending on particulars we *may* need a bit of help to achieve that, though. So if anyone wants to chip in, sing out!
Depending on particulars we *may* need a bit of help to achieve that, though. So if anyone wants to chip in, sing out!