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Arf, Awoooo, woof woof, arf.
Respectively.
Disabled Vet
Trauma Dumper
I play fetch with memes
GACHA Gambler
Wife: @aut0hfocus.bsky.social
Monogamous
DMs open for Friendly banter
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Pinned
Who remembers that one time wifey did my makeup?
Jacked up the civic.
Got elbow deep in her front end behind the tires.
Didn't feel any play.
My tires clunk on both sides when I do
3 and 9 checks.
But its consistent on both sides and the tie rods dont seem to have any up and down play or side to side.
Just a lil bit of twist that feels smooth
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November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Door in the attic is busted so its a no go.
Gonna register the car
Jack it up and check the tires/suspension after my lil drifting affair
Buy a new tape measure because I lost 2 of em. (IM SO SMART AND RELIABLE)
Measure a door jamb and see if I can find a cheap delivery door to fit.
Hardware.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Its been a hot minute :3c
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November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Everyone at work is at each other's throats.
This is fun.
Their so petty, and like soft.
Like all of ya'll suck.
But go off, how did you make Jr cry?
Oh bosslady was nice, what did yall do to her while I was gone?

This is hilarious.
Snitch is quiet.
Newbie is hustling.
I'm cackling back here
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November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Sometimes I see old faces on social media.
People I knew in the before times.
When I was young and like fresh to the world.
I wonder how many times they've seen me and showed their phone to someone and said this is what that dumbass is up too now.
The world is really so small.
->
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I have to work today.
I took a shower.
I used the dry shampoo.
I shaved and combed my floof.
I am very warm now.
I not done my adequate self care in about a week now.
I showered once but it was more of a long rinse cycle then anything.
Gotta few chores to work through then off to work.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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rough
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Why are they milking the redheads and selling it at my local supermarket?

Why is it in a shooter bottle?

Its a thick white viscous liquid in a tiny liquor bottle?

Who did this?

I have so many questions?

Mr Suitman you approved this?

Your director is a red head?

I.....?

Why?
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
In the kitchen a third time today.
I made instant pudding with heavy cream and milk and whisked it.
Ive actually never made pudding before because I thought I had to boil it.

But yeah its setting in the fridge, im so excited for a rich lemon pudding
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November 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
FY OR
T I M E
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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i ended up making one :3
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My last few brain cells:
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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i can only count to four >/////,
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Gaze upon my beef squid.
They have overtaken the cheesy broccoli forest.
They must be eaten.
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Yessssssssssssss
Ride my tiny aquatic highly processed beef squids R I S E
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ima try to make those anime hot dog squids.
They always looked so good.
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Finally some time to do some personal art, catching up on commissions now!

Btw, Time Strangers is really good...
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Skmircle
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Up on this mountain, out in the snow.
Starting a fire in my ol' wood stove.
I didn't know as much about wood as I'd been told.
White smoke came thick as cloud.
It didn't get warm in the house.
I didn't know what that meant.
I just knew this wasn't it.
Found my axe and couple pines.
->
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November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This is what I meant.
I love that ya'll throw yourselves at me to let me touch your nono parts.
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Warheads makes sour squeeze gel now.
My life is lookin up
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Cumnchy
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM