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crittycent.bsky.social
ĈŔÏŦŦŶÇƐŊŢ
@crittycent.bsky.social
DogLady
Barkbarkbarkbarkbark 🥂 ✨️
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Recovering Loser
Vet
Trauma Dumper
Narcissist
I play fetch with memes
I like comfy shit and shitposting
Wife: @aut0hfocus.bsky.social
Monogamous
DMs open for Friendly banter
NSFW
Minors DNI
:3c
Pinned
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manifesting
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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🪙
January 25, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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🥋🪙
January 25, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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🐶💤
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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April 9, 2024 at 11:06 AM
My estranged father has called me twice this evening.
I answered both times and he disconnected without saying anything.

What an odd evening.
January 25, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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face reveal wrong answers only
January 25, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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🎩🐨
🤵‍♂️👰
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Critty thoughts circa 2021
January 25, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Bosslady stood in my department for 45 minutes to gossip with me.

That was nice actually.

Nice to see her being a person and not just a like roving suit scolding people.
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
My monster is frozen into a slushies ;-;

Nooooooooooo
January 25, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Here.
Tired critty
January 24, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Bosslady dumbfounded how critty just closes the back so quickly.

Started checking shit because she didnt believe I did it all before 4.

Now I'm gonna do some off meta shit and blow her mind when I clean my slicers and start closing front end backwards and still get out before 8.
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January 24, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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So ACTUALLY Critty builds the wall

But I throw hands in my sleep so... y'know. Totally fair. I knocked a tooth out of her mouth in my sleep a few years back 😭

Neither of us can sleep on our side to spoon anyway cause our necks are all fucked up
Shout out to all the couples who can actually like spoon and snuggle at night with their partner.

Pretty Lady and I build a wall of pillows and have our own blankets with a single access point for us to touch hands or arms through the night.

Mr. Puppy guards the wall, at all times.
January 24, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Telin "Rook" Ingellvar, necromancer
I think she's adorable

Next time I'll play a not-elf not-mage but this time we're going elf mage again
January 24, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Critty gets to close alone again on Saturday night.

:3c

Fuck me I guess.

Being Top Dog sucks sometimes.
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January 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Please do not watch a video of someones murder. It will do nothing but harm you. You know someone was murdered. You dont need to see it.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I have fucked up.
Empty vape.
No vape juice.
Work is 5 minutes.
Maybe I can make it to the vape shop on my lunch and grab a bottle.

But im not liking this possibility rn.
January 24, 2026 at 2:11 PM
*frothing at the mouth*
I
W A N T
S 2
O F
T A N Y A

I wish to watch her suffer.
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January 24, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Its -4°f
This is rude.
January 24, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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Dog
January 23, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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cause i’m a motherfuckin princess
January 24, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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sometimes you watch someone fail an easy mechanic for the tenth time in a row and think "you do not deserve personhood, you should be on a leash and there should be literally nothing in your brain other than satisfying me, which you will do by jumping over the stupid fucking shockwave".
January 12, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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everyone who has ever had to execute all of the actual mechanics while the dps players with the easy jobs keep wiping the group can understand exactly why Handler decided to do All That
January 12, 2026 at 4:54 AM