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@crittycent.bsky.social
DogLady
Barkbarkbarkbarkbark 🥂 ✨️
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Recovering Loser
Vet
Trauma Dumper
Narcissist
I play fetch with memes
I like comfy shit and shitposting
Wife: @aut0hfocus.bsky.social
Monogamous
DMs open for Friendly banter
NSFW
Minors DNI
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Pinned
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Oh he emailed me back.
Well, let's see what happens.
What an odd week.
January 25, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
January 25, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Pissing off the entire department by doing nothing but training the new cook, and leaning on things while I do it.

Unapologetically, leaving things as they are and allowing chaos to seep into the workplace.

Casually watching coworkers at each other's throats.

Replacing the word now, with meow.
January 25, 2026 at 5:48 PM
January 25, 2026 at 5:43 PM
January 25, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Shinji quit being a bitch.

"Ah, geezer mr dad, I don't know if I can like do that mr dad man.

*Asuka getting absolutley bodied in the background*

"My mother didn't love me, so I'm gonna make it everyone's problem."

*a used fleshlight with a Polaroid taped to it*
"I'm Rei"
January 25, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Asuka Langley Grindset.
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January 25, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 8:02 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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April 9, 2024 at 11:06 AM
My estranged father has called me twice this evening.
I answered both times and he disconnected without saying anything.

What an odd evening.
January 25, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Critty thoughts circa 2021
January 25, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Bosslady stood in my department for 45 minutes to gossip with me.

That was nice actually.

Nice to see her being a person and not just a like roving suit scolding people.
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
My monster is frozen into a slushies ;-;

Nooooooooooo
January 25, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Here.
Tired critty
January 24, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Bosslady dumbfounded how critty just closes the back so quickly.

Started checking shit because she didnt believe I did it all before 4.

Now I'm gonna do some off meta shit and blow her mind when I clean my slicers and start closing front end backwards and still get out before 8.
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January 24, 2026 at 9:22 PM