crow soup
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Avian blues carrier.
627 ft. above sea level,
6’ 1” above see level.
627 ft. above sea level,
6’ 1” above see level.
Xmas Service. In celebration of the return of our power & the deep silence that followed its loss. Also, Jesus or whatever. #BlackSabbath #Vinyl
December 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Xmas Service. In celebration of the return of our power & the deep silence that followed its loss. Also, Jesus or whatever. #BlackSabbath #Vinyl
I’ve got so many compensation injuries from the broken foot that I just can’t even. Both humbled & embarrassed.
December 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’ve got so many compensation injuries from the broken foot that I just can’t even. Both humbled & embarrassed.
I guarantee there are people that wouldn’t mind if I had my jaw busted, but to have the majority of the world celebrating it is a level of villainy I cannot fathom.
December 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I guarantee there are people that wouldn’t mind if I had my jaw busted, but to have the majority of the world celebrating it is a level of villainy I cannot fathom.
Hey kids, every bet is a suckers bet.
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hey kids, every bet is a suckers bet.
If you don’t want to see me, invite me to your potluck.
Ain’t no luck in that pot.
Ain’t no luck in that pot.
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If you don’t want to see me, invite me to your potluck.
Ain’t no luck in that pot.
Ain’t no luck in that pot.
Sunday service. RIP to my cardio fitness. The ongoing lesson of my life has been: Starting over is a constant.
“I am a man made of meat, you’re on the internet looking at feet.”
- Viagra Boys
“I am a man made of meat, you’re on the internet looking at feet.”
- Viagra Boys
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Sunday service. RIP to my cardio fitness. The ongoing lesson of my life has been: Starting over is a constant.
“I am a man made of meat, you’re on the internet looking at feet.”
- Viagra Boys
“I am a man made of meat, you’re on the internet looking at feet.”
- Viagra Boys
Waking up to pictures of KISS giving the Orange Menace a tongue bath isn’t what 7 y/o me had on his bingo card for a random Sunday, 48 years later.
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Waking up to pictures of KISS giving the Orange Menace a tongue bath isn’t what 7 y/o me had on his bingo card for a random Sunday, 48 years later.
Last Minute West Coast Sunday Service. #Mastodon #Vinyl #RIPBrent
“I’m a man and that’s who I am and I’ll tell you that to your face - I’m from the clouds and I shine like the moon and I’m here to fuck up the place.”
#OnceMoreRoundTheSun
“I’m a man and that’s who I am and I’ll tell you that to your face - I’m from the clouds and I shine like the moon and I’m here to fuck up the place.”
#OnceMoreRoundTheSun
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Last Minute West Coast Sunday Service. #Mastodon #Vinyl #RIPBrent
“I’m a man and that’s who I am and I’ll tell you that to your face - I’m from the clouds and I shine like the moon and I’m here to fuck up the place.”
#OnceMoreRoundTheSun
“I’m a man and that’s who I am and I’ll tell you that to your face - I’m from the clouds and I shine like the moon and I’m here to fuck up the place.”
#OnceMoreRoundTheSun
#SundayService #Morphine #Imfreenow #Vinyl
“I’ve got guilt, I’ve got fear, I’ve got regret, I’m just a panic stricken waste - I’m such a jerk”
RIP Mr Sandman
“I’ve got guilt, I’ve got fear, I’ve got regret, I’m just a panic stricken waste - I’m such a jerk”
RIP Mr Sandman
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
#SundayService #Morphine #Imfreenow #Vinyl
“I’ve got guilt, I’ve got fear, I’ve got regret, I’m just a panic stricken waste - I’m such a jerk”
RIP Mr Sandman
“I’ve got guilt, I’ve got fear, I’ve got regret, I’m just a panic stricken waste - I’m such a jerk”
RIP Mr Sandman
The Toronto Blue Jays, America’s team.
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The Toronto Blue Jays, America’s team.
Now that I can look at vaccinations as an act of resistance, I’m doubling up on everything.
October 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Now that I can look at vaccinations as an act of resistance, I’m doubling up on everything.
Is this Bad Bunny character one of those Antifa fellows?
October 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Is this Bad Bunny character one of those Antifa fellows?
“First I’m going to call you fat, then I’m going to not pay you,” is such incredible leadership.
October 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“First I’m going to call you fat, then I’m going to not pay you,” is such incredible leadership.
There is nothing less interesting than a Red Sox / Yankees series - unless both of them manage to lose. Forever.
October 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
There is nothing less interesting than a Red Sox / Yankees series - unless both of them manage to lose. Forever.
The crushing depression that comes along with the realization that you can no longer tell your daughter’s clothes from your wife’s while folding laundry.
September 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The crushing depression that comes along with the realization that you can no longer tell your daughter’s clothes from your wife’s while folding laundry.
I didn’t even know who Charlie Kirk was until he got unalived, but now that I know exactly who he was, I really don’t care, do you?
September 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I didn’t even know who Charlie Kirk was until he got unalived, but now that I know exactly who he was, I really don’t care, do you?
Looks like I preemptively cancelled Disney plus for a reason.
September 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Looks like I preemptively cancelled Disney plus for a reason.
September 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This is exactly why I never tell my father anything.
September 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This is exactly why I never tell my father anything.
Just like you, I reject the inevitable, but am neither shocked nor disappointed.
September 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Just like you, I reject the inevitable, but am neither shocked nor disappointed.
They clearly got to JFK too early & Bobby too late.
September 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
They clearly got to JFK too early & Bobby too late.
Teaching your kids how to fake the proper level of sickness needed to miss out on required activities is the greatest gift you can give them.
August 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Teaching your kids how to fake the proper level of sickness needed to miss out on required activities is the greatest gift you can give them.