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The Tabourie Witch
@crumbledshortbread.bsky.social
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🇦🇺 🏳️‍🌈 📖 🥃 🧙‍♀️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Book lover, whisky drinker, kitchen witch, Celtic pagan, bad Gàidhlig speaker, consumer of science and history information, healthcare worker, moon gazer, salt water seeker, friend of ravens 🍃 🌒 🌊 🐦‍⬛ 🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 1d
Glè mhath! Is toil leam e!

He is a cheeto-dusted cockwomble
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 3d
Where is Dexter when you need him?
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 7d
Fair point!
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 7d
Hahaha I would suspect so! Although I have very fond memories of eating fresh snow peas out of my Nannan’s veggie patch as a kid
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 9d
a woman is smiling and holding her hand to her chest while wearing a polka dot shirt .
ALT: a woman is smiling and holding her hand to her chest while wearing a polka dot shirt .
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 9d
Honestly who can do a pull-up, except for primary school kids and Australian ninja warriors?!
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 9d
He sure is keeping Chinese manufacturing busy with all these hats he keeps getting made
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 10d
I am here for this 🤤
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 12d
I will never stop getting a little emotional seeing Horridus, the little girl who loved dinosaurs is still alive and well
#Horridus
#MuseumsVictoria
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 13d
I want to come!!!
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 13d
I felt a bit emotional being able to see items from the #GallowayHoard up close. So incredibly detailed, I feel very privileged. I would have completely dropped my bundle if I’d been allowed to hold any of the items! #MuseumsVictoria
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 15d
*sigh* and here I was thinking, as a pagan, I’d be overlooked and just get to go through the rich old Italian people houses to find some cool retro dinnerware
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 16d
Hahaha they are brilliant. And yay for migraine awareness!
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 16d
Right!
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 16d
Personally I think it’s quite rude that they’ve scheduled the rapture for spring/autumn equinox

#witchsky
#rapture
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 16d
So Tylenol is out for causing autism. Rates were so much lower when pregnant women smoked and drank, I guess we should bring that back then? 🙄
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 16d
omg did Tylenol say something bad about Charlie Kirk?
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 16d
Stevie T. The man can shred!
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 16d
Mmmmmm marmite… 🫶🏻
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 21d
Amazing effort, Gout Gout! The experience will be invaluable
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 22d
a cartoon character with the words oh right the poison the poison for kuzco
ALT: a cartoon character with the words oh right the poison the poison for kuzco
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 23d
You’re not wrong
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 25d
Ahhh Australia and our slutty koalas
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 25d
Go well, Gout Gout!
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The Tabourie Witch @crumbledshortbread.bsky.social · 25d
Being linked to a trans lover in The Australian this morning