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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 2d

he instantly deployed the wasp "if i stay completely still maybe it will go away" method

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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 2d

also jeff casually saving his soda like "oh he's about to get up on the damn table again"

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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 5d

i know wayne munson got them sam rockwell dance moves

crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 8d

you best believe he's gonna be the best rohirrim that town - nay the state - has ever seen.

crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 8d

its that time of year when wayne spends every minute of his free time making paper-mache helmets and chain mail out of soda can tabs for little eddie's halloween costumes. he could just buy him a mask or stick an old bed sheet on him but if his boy wants to be whatever the fuck a rohirrim is then

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DINA @dinkeydina.bsky.social · 8d

missed these freaks
#steddie

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Jemma 💕🦇 @jemmacdraws.bsky.social · 16d

Eddie Munson collab with @sensible-lemons.bsky.social !!!

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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · 22d

eddie literally body slamming steve into a bisexual wakening after eddie pinned him during a wrestling match for gym class. steve had to pretend to writhe in pain to hide his boner and eddie got landed with a detention and that, my friends, is how the king and the freak beef started.

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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · Aug 28

little daddy house shoes but it's rockstar eddie munson and his husband steve "some guy" harrington

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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · Aug 26

immediately if it's a comfy thing and then wear it everyday for like the next week or two

crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · Aug 25

mans always primed and prepared for the belt buckle tug/slow zipper pull moment when steve finally comes over horned up on a random tuesday

crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · Aug 25

i know half the steddie fandom is unhinged (affectionately) because y'all are writing eddie chilling at home, getting high in JEANS!

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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · Aug 15

steddie's kid probably had their flabbers gasted when they found out there's a different version of the hush little baby song that isn't just that one bit in enter sandman

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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · Aug 12

eddie has a good sniff and starts to float through the air whenever steve or wayne set out a freshly baked pie to cool by the window

crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · Aug 9

i have seriously underestimated the rising power of banana bread

crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · Aug 7

it would be so damn nice if the characters could stick 👏 to 👏 the 👏original 👏 fucking 👏 plan. im so tired of having to do rewrites cause what they/them/me/the voices said was so much better.

crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · Aug 5

i genuinely believe that when eddie is super excited he sorta springs into the air and hovers for a second doing that little leg kick thingy the cartoon characters do

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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · Aug 4

eddie munson wrote this review

Title page of the book, Ducks and how to make them pay. With a review above stating "Let me tell you I was bitterly disappointed to learn that this book is, in fact, an instructional guide to the profitable husbandry of ducks as a craft. There is not one sliver of insight about holding ducks accountable for their crimes against humanity, Earth or God.

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marissa🍋 @sensible-lemons.bsky.social · Aug 3

Alt polaroid version with party headbands 😂

Same image of Steve and Eddie as above, but with a Polaroid frame with the text “grad ‘92” as if written in sharpie. Steve and Eddie are wearing party headbands that read “happy graduation”

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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · Jul 28

we all love steve's shock and dismay when it comes to eddie's 3 in 1 shampoo antics but i fear we are sleeping on steve getting his brain broke by the bathtub cup.

crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · Jul 26

wayne was once called in to the middle school principal's office after it was discovered eddie was the orchestrator of an illicit gambling ring. turns out he was shooting dice for pudding cups.

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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · Jul 25

i swear to god i can't move for that uncanny valley demon lookin ass thing staring at me like 🧿🧿

crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · Jul 24

go completely still for a few seconds and then repeat the last thing you said like nothing happened

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crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · Jul 23

ah yes, the well known actor joseph qrcode

crusts @crustybinjuice.bsky.social · Jul 22

i think i did the "auuugh?" when i read the news