Crying Yob
@cryingyob.bsky.social
'97
[ru]
they/them
Anything political from any country in the world - please, for the love of gods above, DNI.
tumblr: @cryingyob
Perpetually beefing with complex tenses in the Language of English
Current fandoms: State smp, LazyTown, Polar Express, LOTR
[ru]
they/them
Anything political from any country in the world - please, for the love of gods above, DNI.
tumblr: @cryingyob
Perpetually beefing with complex tenses in the Language of English
Current fandoms: State smp, LazyTown, Polar Express, LOTR
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Crying Yob
@cryingyob.bsky.social
· Oct 28
Domestic headcanons! A list of mine (from tumblr):
I might add more as I come up with them~
#writing_prompts #headcanon #original_characters #domestic_headcanons
I might add more as I come up with them~
#writing_prompts #headcanon #original_characters #domestic_headcanons
Юрий Анатольевич, ящитаю, на своём восхитительном носу вынес весь сериал 🫡
October 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Юрий Анатольевич, ящитаю, на своём восхитительном носу вынес весь сериал 🫡
БУКВАЛЬНО МОИ МЫСЛИ ВСЮ ЭТУ СЦЕНУ ПХХВХПХВХПХХВХПХВХ
October 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
БУКВАЛЬНО МОИ МЫСЛИ ВСЮ ЭТУ СЦЕНУ ПХХВХПХВХПХХВХПХВХ
Shout out to Fluixon for desperately trying to find Saps a lawyer (unsuccessfully 😭)
September 17, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Shout out to Fluixon for desperately trying to find Saps a lawyer (unsuccessfully 😭)
Saparata in 2.7:
- stands in line for like 5000 hours
- chats with the canadian cartel
- gets taken to prison by schpood
- get tear-gassed in the cell
- gets out
- throws a snowball at solev
- immediately get executed
All that in barely two hours x)))
- stands in line for like 5000 hours
- chats with the canadian cartel
- gets taken to prison by schpood
- get tear-gassed in the cell
- gets out
- throws a snowball at solev
- immediately get executed
All that in barely two hours x)))
September 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Saparata in 2.7:
- stands in line for like 5000 hours
- chats with the canadian cartel
- gets taken to prison by schpood
- get tear-gassed in the cell
- gets out
- throws a snowball at solev
- immediately get executed
All that in barely two hours x)))
- stands in line for like 5000 hours
- chats with the canadian cartel
- gets taken to prison by schpood
- get tear-gassed in the cell
- gets out
- throws a snowball at solev
- immediately get executed
All that in barely two hours x)))
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I knew, I KNEW I COULD TRUST YOU 😁
August 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I knew, I KNEW I COULD TRUST YOU 😁
"Chudomirovich" means "son of Chudomir", in a lot of Slavic languages all people have a patronimics like this, so Chudomir is definitely Kyryll's dad
July 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
"Chudomirovich" means "son of Chudomir", in a lot of Slavic languages all people have a patronimics like this, so Chudomir is definitely Kyryll's dad
Did they just gather the MOST attractive people on earth and put them all in the show? 😭
July 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Did they just gather the MOST attractive people on earth and put them all in the show? 😭
Я теперь хочу торт...
April 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Я теперь хочу торт...
Without downloading new pics, describe you gender in one image
March 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe you gender in one image
SAME. how to I even count 😭
March 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
SAME. how to I even count 😭
Here I thought that the Polar Express' fandom is way to tiny - maaaan, the Langoliers' fandom is NONEXISTENT
March 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Here I thought that the Polar Express' fandom is way to tiny - maaaan, the Langoliers' fandom is NONEXISTENT
WHICH RESULTS in me doing nothing at all :(
March 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
WHICH RESULTS in me doing nothing at all :(
Realistically if I have free time I'll be making a web-game that is due late-may for my uni project... Enjoyable, but since it's a literal task and smth I won't be able to add to my portfolio - I'm reluctant to start (aka the 'tism is acting up again)
March 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Realistically if I have free time I'll be making a web-game that is due late-may for my uni project... Enjoyable, but since it's a literal task and smth I won't be able to add to my portfolio - I'm reluctant to start (aka the 'tism is acting up again)
I wanna write Gil-Galad whump
I also wanna write Adar x GG AU
Also I wanna finish the (barely started) maxi horror character study-ish slow-burn on Polar Express that has been marinating in my head for several years now
ALSO I have smth unfinished on Major Grom
Why do humans need sleep... :(
I also wanna write Adar x GG AU
Also I wanna finish the (barely started) maxi horror character study-ish slow-burn on Polar Express that has been marinating in my head for several years now
ALSO I have smth unfinished on Major Grom
Why do humans need sleep... :(
March 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I wanna write Gil-Galad whump
I also wanna write Adar x GG AU
Also I wanna finish the (barely started) maxi horror character study-ish slow-burn on Polar Express that has been marinating in my head for several years now
ALSO I have smth unfinished on Major Grom
Why do humans need sleep... :(
I also wanna write Adar x GG AU
Also I wanna finish the (barely started) maxi horror character study-ish slow-burn on Polar Express that has been marinating in my head for several years now
ALSO I have smth unfinished on Major Grom
Why do humans need sleep... :(
It's been four months and there is STILL. ZERO. GG WHUMP.
Myself it is, sigh
Myself it is, sigh
That's it
I'm THIS 🤏 close to writing Gil-Galad whump because there is literally NONE.
WHY.
Must we do all ourselves?! (I say speaking of literal fanfiction lol 🥲)
I'm THIS 🤏 close to writing Gil-Galad whump because there is literally NONE.
WHY.
Must we do all ourselves?! (I say speaking of literal fanfiction lol 🥲)
March 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It's been four months and there is STILL. ZERO. GG WHUMP.
Myself it is, sigh
Myself it is, sigh
Lucienne to Morpheus be like:
February 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Lucienne to Morpheus be like:
🙋
My sibling as well
My sibling as well
January 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
🙋
My sibling as well
My sibling as well
I can't wait to finish all the exams stuff and finally get enough brain space to get back to writing!!
I have SO MUCH marinating in my brain buuuut I must think of C# and some maths first, ugh...
(At least I really like what I'm doing, but still, I'm SO ready to be free)
I have SO MUCH marinating in my brain buuuut I must think of C# and some maths first, ugh...
(At least I really like what I'm doing, but still, I'm SO ready to be free)
December 22, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I can't wait to finish all the exams stuff and finally get enough brain space to get back to writing!!
I have SO MUCH marinating in my brain buuuut I must think of C# and some maths first, ugh...
(At least I really like what I'm doing, but still, I'm SO ready to be free)
I have SO MUCH marinating in my brain buuuut I must think of C# and some maths first, ugh...
(At least I really like what I'm doing, but still, I'm SO ready to be free)
Can I also get in line pretty please? 😭
December 22, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Can I also get in line pretty please? 😭
YES YES YES ADAR X GG LEZGOOO
December 18, 2024 at 10:01 PM
YES YES YES ADAR X GG LEZGOOO
Pushing my weird old-man-yaoi rare-pair otp here:
Adar 🥺
Adar 🥺
December 18, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Pushing my weird old-man-yaoi rare-pair otp here:
Adar 🥺
Adar 🥺
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Can we make it?
The final image awaits 👁️
The final image awaits 👁️
December 17, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Can we make it?
The final image awaits 👁️
The final image awaits 👁️