Mothma'am
@cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
Local Queer Cryptid
Elder Millennial
she/her
Pittsburgh
Fix your hearts or die.
🩷💛🩵
♓♓♏
#feralpierogi
Elder Millennial
she/her
Pittsburgh
Fix your hearts or die.
🩷💛🩵
♓♓♏
#feralpierogi
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Mothma'am
@cryptidbarbie.bsky.social
· Jun 9
"There’s a lot of money in selling the end of the world."
I can hear our middle school boys playing holiday tunes bingo and they all just started singing Last Christmas. Actually made me smile. Last time this happened they burst into Man, I Feel Like a Woman!
December 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I can hear our middle school boys playing holiday tunes bingo and they all just started singing Last Christmas. Actually made me smile. Last time this happened they burst into Man, I Feel Like a Woman!
Glad the Sportsnet app froze then completely crapped out. It's reliably terrible.
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Glad the Sportsnet app froze then completely crapped out. It's reliably terrible.
The lot that I used to regularly tailgate in when we had Penguins season tickets (RIP, East Lot) is now FORTY SIX DOLLARS TO PARK AT! It was once $10. Or sometimes free when I gave the lot attendant a beer.
December 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The lot that I used to regularly tailgate in when we had Penguins season tickets (RIP, East Lot) is now FORTY SIX DOLLARS TO PARK AT! It was once $10. Or sometimes free when I gave the lot attendant a beer.
If you are at the Pride game tonight and don't want your Pride jersey, please @ me. #letsgopens
December 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If you are at the Pride game tonight and don't want your Pride jersey, please @ me. #letsgopens
I am tired yinz. And I am so exhausted and sad because everything that helps me is being ruined by AI bot slop.
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I am tired yinz. And I am so exhausted and sad because everything that helps me is being ruined by AI bot slop.
My favorite power clash patterns for fall/winter are mixing buffalo plaid and leopard print.
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My favorite power clash patterns for fall/winter are mixing buffalo plaid and leopard print.
Maybe the Penguins need to bring back the Mustache Boy game to get shoot outs back on track.
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Maybe the Penguins need to bring back the Mustache Boy game to get shoot outs back on track.
I know I'm late to the game (haven't been to a Pens game since 2019) but why is PPG Paints bag policy absolutely ridiculous & impossible?
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I know I'm late to the game (haven't been to a Pens game since 2019) but why is PPG Paints bag policy absolutely ridiculous & impossible?
If you have friends and fam that work in education, please keep us in mind these next two weeks. We are very unwell.
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If you have friends and fam that work in education, please keep us in mind these next two weeks. We are very unwell.
@thejenniwren.teamlh.social Its ok to admit you were duped. It unfortunately happens. Spreading misinformation via AI is never ok. Then blocking people from commenting cause you don't like to be told you made a mistake is very silly.
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
@thejenniwren.teamlh.social Its ok to admit you were duped. It unfortunately happens. Spreading misinformation via AI is never ok. Then blocking people from commenting cause you don't like to be told you made a mistake is very silly.
Currently crying my way through The Lilac People by Milo Todd
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Currently crying my way through The Lilac People by Milo Todd
I have 2 sneezes. My polite sneeze when among other humans and the sneeze that turns me into my father.
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I have 2 sneezes. My polite sneeze when among other humans and the sneeze that turns me into my father.
Worried that when I cancel Netflix next month, their CEOs will reach through my phone to cancel me.
December 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Worried that when I cancel Netflix next month, their CEOs will reach through my phone to cancel me.
Pantone can suck my fat one cause I will remain bold, bright, colorful, and fearless in a world trying to shut us up and tone us down.
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Pantone can suck my fat one cause I will remain bold, bright, colorful, and fearless in a world trying to shut us up and tone us down.
My little brother is FORTY TODAY??!!
🤯🥳🤯
🤯🥳🤯
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My little brother is FORTY TODAY??!!
🤯🥳🤯
🤯🥳🤯
I can't wait to go to bed.
Very cold. Very tired. Very cranky. #livelaughlove
Very cold. Very tired. Very cranky. #livelaughlove
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I can't wait to go to bed.
Very cold. Very tired. Very cranky. #livelaughlove
Very cold. Very tired. Very cranky. #livelaughlove
Phil Bourque's joy is beautifully contagious
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Phil Bourque's joy is beautifully contagious
Free Drag King Name: Mick Rib
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Free Drag King Name: Mick Rib
I have been spotify wrapped up in bed since 6pm. 'night.
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I have been spotify wrapped up in bed since 6pm. 'night.
Anyone on here mess with Chroma Daddy hair dye?
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Anyone on here mess with Chroma Daddy hair dye?
Does a spoonful of cookie butter count as dinner
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Does a spoonful of cookie butter count as dinner