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Narco Rubio
@cryptidrespecter.bsky.social
Bicycle commuter, master gardener, and DIY guy. Immune to light beer.
By far the most annoying thing about Covid was how many people did frontier homesteading cosplay. Seeing a lot of resurgence of that. You are going to starve. All those guns make it a contest to starve the slowest. If that shit ever happens I’m killing myself day 1 before lunch
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
If you put in a MAC ticket and don’t enter your name and check the anonymous box it’s still not anonymous
February 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
This time of year I only change the base layer/socks/underwear. The outer weather exposed garments are the same for weeks at a time
February 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Installed a water softener over the weekend. Wow. After dishwasher this might be the biggest game changer in household appliances.
February 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Phenology themed bike party
February 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Smartest person at Butler
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Stealing dogs from various Meridian Kessler homes and keeping them caged in a shed. Waiting to see a reward posted and then cashing in
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Neighbor got their car stuck in their snowy yard and is out there just revving the shit out of the engine going nowhere.
February 3, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Satan Hires Former Carmel Mayor Jim Brainerd as Central Planner

“We’re forecasting a massive population increase down here” said a spokesdemon. “It’s important we grow smarter as we grow larger and he has demonstrated an ability to manage that type of thing”
February 2, 2026 at 11:47 PM
If you asked a city councilor what their job is I bet more than half would say a lot of things that boiled down to “forwarding emails”
February 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
10am Monday and there are 0 segments shown as “plowing in progress” on the indy snow force map viewer but my lived experience is that many places are still not clear. Snow farce.
February 2, 2026 at 3:14 PM
IMPD, the city agency with the biggest budget by a huge margin, lost 2.7 million dollars in “investments” last year. About 9 times the value of the budget cuts at Parks that led to this new use fee.
Indy Parks has introduced a new fee for the use of its pools, gyms, and room rentals, to help cover rising operating costs, but no child will be turned away for not being able to pay the fee. 🔗 https://tinyurl.com/kbzj2rkh 
February 2, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Charlie Brown’s hoes have unionized
February 2, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Just reported every Jefferson Shreve storage unit property in Marion county for having unplowed sidewalks
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Told someone to leash their dog and they got so mad they couldn’t arrange words in sentence form.
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
IMPD “investment earnings” (bottom line of this chart) has been negative as long as I can remember. They lose millions every year. Buying stamps would be better investing.
February 1, 2026 at 1:14 PM
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: May 29, 2016
Subject: gorillla

Waht you did . was wrung
January 31, 2026 at 6:16 PM
The butler county PA assassination attempt was staged
January 31, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Starting my cabbage today
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I put long johns on at thanksgiving and don’t take them off until St Patrick’s day
January 31, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Dang
January 31, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I sincerely hope Hell is real
January 31, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Woke 2 agenda meeting today includes discussion of using slurs against DHS employees
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Mayor Joe Announces Plan for Another Hotel

“We need to increase capacity to capture all the possible revenue for when ICE starts booking blocks of rooms and parking spots” a spokesperson said through the department of metropolitan development
January 30, 2026 at 1:06 PM
If this is still here on Saturday me and the gang are going to flip it over
January 30, 2026 at 12:54 PM