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Master gardener, bike commuter, and DIY guy. Immune to domestic light beer.
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🍊 american persimmon 🌿
Diospyros virginiana

#nativeplants #ecoregion71
three pale orange to reddish orange round fruits growing on a thin branch, crowned by the now-brown persistent calyces of the flowers from which they developed. the three persimmons could easily fit in one hand. the remains of several well-chomped green leaves share the twig. not pictured: the two i ate 😋. the trunk of a persimmon tree diverging into two branches. before the split, the trunk is about a handspan across, each branch a little thinner. the orangish-tan bark is deeply angularly furrowed lengthwise, with small breaks running crosswise. an american persimmon growing in a thin grove of mostly eastern redcedars at the edge of a savanna. the tree's trunk branches in two at around head height, and none of its limbs run straight for very long. there are many thin lateral branches with green leaves, often weighted down by clusters of round orange fruit.
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Womp womp!
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A driver died and their passenger was critically hurt after crashing their pickup truck while fleeing from a hit-and-run on Indy's north side.

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Oh I got chased by a dog today. Forgot to post it. Just another day really.
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One time Joey Chestnut called my brother in law a f****t
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Ale Emporium announced Friday it will sponsor the first-ever World Famous Hermanaki Wing Eating Contest at Big Ten Fan Fest downtown.

Some of the world's top competitive eaters are expected to compete.
Competitive eaters to take on 'world-famous' Ale Emporium wings at Big Ten Fan Fest
The restaurant announced Friday it will sponsor the first-ever World Famous Hermanaki Wing Eating Contest at Big Ten Fan Fest downtown.
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Just heard a guy say “I’m into astrology. What is her birthday?” and he was asking someone about their dog
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Taking drugs now so they are in effect when I leave work at 4:59pm. That first beer is gonna taste like I’m hitting one of the Grateful Dead bears with a car
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Mitthoeffer crossing probably one of the worst on the pennsy. There is a beg button but people do not stop. And the trail on the east side of mitthoeffer is also a driveway for 4 or 5 houses.
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I’m also starting the day eating persimmons off the ground but on the east side
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October bike party is my favorite. My night always ends in a near feral state eating persimmons off the ground at like 3am. Pupils so dilated there is no color in the eye.
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I heard those when I was outside getting a quick mow in
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She won’t be saying that when I drink 3-5 beers and hop on my bike this weekend
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"I see no credible evidence there is a danger of rebellion in the state of Illinois," Perry adds.
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Moving new chickens into the coop and trying to keep them cool like hey it’s still me I’m still here and this is just the bigger box I always planned for you to live in you just haven’t seen it until today and everything is going to be OK we still have kibble and water here
Three chickens who only started existing on this earth on July 4th 2025 being a little scared about spending their first night in their coop home.
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I crashed into that fence on my ebike. My bad
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Jumping in a new bike party leader this weekend. Gonna beat her ass with a u lock then buy her 8 beers.
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Let’s get those teens off bikes and into safe/legal/fast cars!
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There was this additive in the concrete business that was sold as a fix-all. E5 liquid fly ash would eliminate curing and sealing costs and make it last longer. I was always skeptical and never learned much about it. Turns out it is snake oil and doesn’t work and it’s going away. AI will be the same
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PSA: bring your plants inside. Or at least up on the porch close to the house
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he probably dies right before the midterm. Nothing too flashy. A few days at Walter Reed and then his pants are full of diarrhea and his body is cold. they hose him down, spray clear coat to preserve the makeup as funeral prep, and lay him rotundly in the rotunda while we are all cheering
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That was a crazy public meeting. The format was anyone could get up and talk about whatever they wanted. People were so mad. It was nimby treatler open mic night. every now and then Jim Brainard would talk about how there’s too much parking/not enough housing and we should get a TIF district
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Yeah but how many unhinged niche local rants did you get to witness with Noland intermingling and offering commentary?