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Cryptids of Asura
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Funny names from the Asura server.
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Not a name just a funny shout
Screenshot of Yell chat in Final Fantasy XI featuring a message stating "Bubbly Bernie title run Do you need it? need R25 Veteran tank, healer kitten, 2 Prime DPS, BRD" this is a reference to Bubble Bernie, a well-known low-level Notorious Monster and the idea that typical pick-up groups will have exceedingly high gear requirements for content that really doesn't need it.
January 28, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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ripfunkyboy.bsky.social
☝️😀Um actually that is not a Starship that is a Loporrit
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XIV featuring a a player character Roegadyn standing next to a Loporrit named "Cruisingway" whose title appears to be "Starship" suggesting the NPC takes you to a starship, but it reads as if the Loporrit was the actual starship
January 27, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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Cryptid #???: Kefkaesque
Cropped screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru named "Kefkaesque", a portmanteau of the word "Kafkaesque" and the name "Kefka" from Final Fantasy VI. The tarutaru is wearing a green poroggo robe and the archduke shield.
January 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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purrice.tv
I'm only playing FFXI to add to my collection of funny names, introducing Dabbinwax
February 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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ripfunkyboy.bsky.social
More like the GEO BRD COR strat
The "Always Has Been" meme template, showing a world with superimposed text that reads "SB spam, SMNburn/AFAC, solo 4-step, TPburn, ranged strat, Manaburn" with the center astronaut asking "Wait, it's all GEO, COR, BRD?" with the astronaut on the right stating "Always has been"
January 11, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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yamaotkr.bsky.social
#ffxi_fanart
January 11, 2026 at 12:27 PM
cryptidsofasura.bsky.social
This is not a political account so I'm sorry but god imagine naming your character after Trump. A step beyond putting trump cards up for sale in shops and declaring support in bazaar comments. This is what you've decided to brand your image with. Hope you get banned for RMTing MLs.
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring an in-game search result featuring a character name "Trumpftw", or "Trump for the win"
January 16, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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No good names on Asura lately so have a crossover post from FFXIV novice network
Screenshot from Final Fantasy XI featuring a character named "Glorp Slorpin" in Novice Network stating "the first rule of gun safety is to HAVE FUN"
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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ripfunkyboy.bsky.social
Can't believe Final Fantasy got me collecting another crystal who could have seen it comin
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring an inventory window with 2 different kinds of crystals, a dark one called "Swart Astral Detritus" and a light one called "Shard of Bravery"
January 8, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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ffxi char named Goodgirth
December 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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I didn't realize the autotranslate function was named after someone
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru names "Autotranslate"
December 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Taylorhaste
Cropped screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a blonde hume named "Taylorhaste". She is wearing a red crown, and the hume F gilet outfit.
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
cryptidsofasura.bsky.social
impressive that this name is even allowed
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
cryptidsofasura.bsky.social
What exactly IS a staunch onion?
Screenshot of Final Fantast XI featuring a tarutaru wearing the spriggan outfit named "Staunchonion"
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Pokemon GO to the Auction House
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a tarutaru in Ru'Lude Gardens near the Auction House named "Pokemongo", a refence to the game "Pokemon Go". The tarutaru has blonde hair and level 1 tarutaru RSE.
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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If the hair fits

Cabbagechan
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a tarutaru with green hair named "Cabbagechan", she is wearing an opo-opo crown and the novennial suit.
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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xinames.bsky.social
#FFXI
Final Fantasy 11 tarutaru named "Jo momma" and Galka "Jo Daddy"
November 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
cryptidsofasura.bsky.social
Man, this just makes me want actual tres leches
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a mithra names "Tresleches", a reference to the food "tres leches cake". The mithra is wearing the SCH hat and body with strappy sandal type shoes.
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Check out my spicy🌶️ site 👇
A screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a Mithra named "Onlyfangs", a portmanteau of "Onlyfans" and "fangs", referring to the character being a mithra and having fangs. The mithra is wearing the white and blue two-piece swimsuit set with a corsage in her hair.
October 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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so hungry I could go for a
screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a tarutaru named "Hammoncheese", resembling the food "Ham and cheese", the tarutaru is wearing ebon attire set with a beret.
October 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Cryptid Entry #??
Thepoopsmith
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a galka dragoon named "Thepoopsmith". He is wearing the drachen helm and hands with gleti's body and the prime spear.
October 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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ripfunkyboy.bsky.social
Just did a little tidying up is all.
The 2-panel "Homer Back Fat" meme template. In the first panel, an empty inventory is displayed with the text "Inventory problems aren't that bad in FFXI". The second panel displays numerous other inventories that are full plus a subscription to 5 additional mog wardrobes and 2 mule characters.
October 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
cryptidsofasura.bsky.social
only ever seen this guy dead in town so I guess he's living up to his name.

Bloodbag.
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI, featuring a hume wearing the adaman heavy armor named Bloodbag. Bloodbag is dead in Mhaura.
October 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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xinames.bsky.social
#FFXI
A group of Final Fantasy 11 tarutaru named "Fedex man" and "Mailman"
October 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
cryptidsofasura.bsky.social
Well, the name fits I suppose.

Guccishirt
Screenshot of Final Fantasy XI featuring a mithra named "Guccishirt", the mithra is wearing red glasses and an orange t-shirt lockstyle.
October 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM