CryptoSwaggy
@cryptoswaggy.bsky.social
Purveyor of #crypto -themed #fashion and lifestyle. #bitcoin #eth #doge #cardano
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November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Doing LAUNDRY is exhausting. While my butler Lukas, handles multi-phase laundry process, I am permitted to observe. He never stopped moving and frankly I was exhausted just watching. I needed a Zap Nap after. Here's my Proof of Rest.
#photooftheday #parisfashion #milan #nyc
#photooftheday #parisfashion #milan #nyc
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Doing LAUNDRY is exhausting. While my butler Lukas, handles multi-phase laundry process, I am permitted to observe. He never stopped moving and frankly I was exhausted just watching. I needed a Zap Nap after. Here's my Proof of Rest.
#photooftheday #parisfashion #milan #nyc
#photooftheday #parisfashion #milan #nyc
The legacy of style begins with understanding the color code. Hot Pink is the disruptive, avant-garde aggressively paired with the wealth and creativity of Indigo Purple. Off-White provides the simplicity. Green is simply a reminder of my liquidity.
#vegas #nycfashion #cryptoswaggy #parisfashion
#vegas #nycfashion #cryptoswaggy #parisfashion
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The legacy of style begins with understanding the color code. Hot Pink is the disruptive, avant-garde aggressively paired with the wealth and creativity of Indigo Purple. Off-White provides the simplicity. Green is simply a reminder of my liquidity.
#vegas #nycfashion #cryptoswaggy #parisfashion
#vegas #nycfashion #cryptoswaggy #parisfashion
You simply must have an asset that perfectly expresses your portfolio. The Ill Countach is pure Altcoin Couture, a testament to aggressive wealth. Driving anything else is totally bogus for my visual protocol. That's Proof-of-Style.
#nyc #vegasbaby #miamibeach #cryptowaggy #lamborghini
#nyc #vegasbaby #miamibeach #cryptowaggy #lamborghini
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
You simply must have an asset that perfectly expresses your portfolio. The Ill Countach is pure Altcoin Couture, a testament to aggressive wealth. Driving anything else is totally bogus for my visual protocol. That's Proof-of-Style.
#nyc #vegasbaby #miamibeach #cryptowaggy #lamborghini
#nyc #vegasbaby #miamibeach #cryptowaggy #lamborghini
My Vegas Board Shorts are not merely “swimming attire.” These Bitcoin branded beauties are a textile of exclusivity and an absolute essential for demonstrating Proof-of-Style for the high roller.
You simply must slide over to CryptoSwaggy.com, Bro Ware section.
#vegasbaby #styleinspo #nyc #hollywood
You simply must slide over to CryptoSwaggy.com, Bro Ware section.
#vegasbaby #styleinspo #nyc #hollywood
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My Vegas Board Shorts are not merely “swimming attire.” These Bitcoin branded beauties are a textile of exclusivity and an absolute essential for demonstrating Proof-of-Style for the high roller.
You simply must slide over to CryptoSwaggy.com, Bro Ware section.
#vegasbaby #styleinspo #nyc #hollywood
You simply must slide over to CryptoSwaggy.com, Bro Ware section.
#vegasbaby #styleinspo #nyc #hollywood
You simply must observe this. This camera roll clip; it is a live Ledger of the wealth. Reclining on the deck of my yacht, the Mykonos sea is the absolute essential backdrop for the discerning holder to achieve total Proof-of-Style.
#Mykonos #vegas #proofofstyle #yachting #greece
#Mykonos #vegas #proofofstyle #yachting #greece
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You simply must observe this. This camera roll clip; it is a live Ledger of the wealth. Reclining on the deck of my yacht, the Mykonos sea is the absolute essential backdrop for the discerning holder to achieve total Proof-of-Style.
#Mykonos #vegas #proofofstyle #yachting #greece
#Mykonos #vegas #proofofstyle #yachting #greece
One simply cannot transact on the greens with standard issue. The purple Lamborghini Golf Cart is an absolute essential for the discerning holder. This is not just a leisure vehicle; it's a mobile declaration of Proof-of-Style.
#golfstyle #nyc #Lamborghini #cryptoswaggy #napavalley
#golfstyle #nyc #Lamborghini #cryptoswaggy #napavalley
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
One simply cannot transact on the greens with standard issue. The purple Lamborghini Golf Cart is an absolute essential for the discerning holder. This is not just a leisure vehicle; it's a mobile declaration of Proof-of-Style.
#golfstyle #nyc #Lamborghini #cryptoswaggy #napavalley
#golfstyle #nyc #Lamborghini #cryptoswaggy #napavalley
Good morning, Swaggsters. You simply must allow me to vent. But with gas prices elevated higher than my roommate from boarding school, I’m having to re-allocate resources.
Come for the Rant.
Stay for the Swag.
#lasvegas #beverlyhills #nyc #fashionstyle #sttropez
Come for the Rant.
Stay for the Swag.
#lasvegas #beverlyhills #nyc #fashionstyle #sttropez
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Good morning, Swaggsters. You simply must allow me to vent. But with gas prices elevated higher than my roommate from boarding school, I’m having to re-allocate resources.
Come for the Rant.
Stay for the Swag.
#lasvegas #beverlyhills #nyc #fashionstyle #sttropez
Come for the Rant.
Stay for the Swag.
#lasvegas #beverlyhills #nyc #fashionstyle #sttropez
It’s Launch Day. Some people call it a birthday—I call it my personal epoch. You know, I just had to take a minute to go down memory lane and think about The Cold Wallet Years.
Look, you simply must appreciate the journey.
#birthdaybehavior #ootdfashion #miamistyle #fashionstyle #photooftheday
Look, you simply must appreciate the journey.
#birthdaybehavior #ootdfashion #miamistyle #fashionstyle #photooftheday
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It’s Launch Day. Some people call it a birthday—I call it my personal epoch. You know, I just had to take a minute to go down memory lane and think about The Cold Wallet Years.
Look, you simply must appreciate the journey.
#birthdaybehavior #ootdfashion #miamistyle #fashionstyle #photooftheday
Look, you simply must appreciate the journey.
#birthdaybehavior #ootdfashion #miamistyle #fashionstyle #photooftheday
For the discerning crypto enthusiast, your brunch attire must match your conviction. The Pink Suit Protocol ensures you are always Swaggadocious at any high-society gathering. Don’t simply dine—dominate the leisure economy.
#styleinspo #fashionstyle #richpeople #miamistyle #fashionlifestyle
#styleinspo #fashionstyle #richpeople #miamistyle #fashionlifestyle
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
For the discerning crypto enthusiast, your brunch attire must match your conviction. The Pink Suit Protocol ensures you are always Swaggadocious at any high-society gathering. Don’t simply dine—dominate the leisure economy.
#styleinspo #fashionstyle #richpeople #miamistyle #fashionlifestyle
#styleinspo #fashionstyle #richpeople #miamistyle #fashionlifestyle
Tonight’s itinerary is simply rad. We started date night in the Countach then swung over to the Cigarette boat. Carmen and I had an entirely swaggilicious evening. Come for the sunset, stay for the swag. Haters could never!
#fashionlifestyle #datenight #photooftheday #miamibeach
#fashionlifestyle #datenight #photooftheday #miamibeach
November 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Tonight’s itinerary is simply rad. We started date night in the Countach then swung over to the Cigarette boat. Carmen and I had an entirely swaggilicious evening. Come for the sunset, stay for the swag. Haters could never!
#fashionlifestyle #datenight #photooftheday #miamibeach
#fashionlifestyle #datenight #photooftheday #miamibeach
For the discerning boss lady who lounges like a legend. Nothing says posh like athleisure PJs.
Introducing the Miami Bitcoin Pajama Pants — designed for airflow, optimized for brunch.
Link in bio.
cryptoswaggy.com/product/miami-womens-pajama-pants
#bitcoin #cryptoswaggy #comfypjs #miami
Introducing the Miami Bitcoin Pajama Pants — designed for airflow, optimized for brunch.
Link in bio.
cryptoswaggy.com/product/miami-womens-pajama-pants
#bitcoin #cryptoswaggy #comfypjs #miami
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
For the discerning boss lady who lounges like a legend. Nothing says posh like athleisure PJs.
Introducing the Miami Bitcoin Pajama Pants — designed for airflow, optimized for brunch.
Link in bio.
cryptoswaggy.com/product/miami-womens-pajama-pants
#bitcoin #cryptoswaggy #comfypjs #miami
Introducing the Miami Bitcoin Pajama Pants — designed for airflow, optimized for brunch.
Link in bio.
cryptoswaggy.com/product/miami-womens-pajama-pants
#bitcoin #cryptoswaggy #comfypjs #miami
For the discerning boss lady who lounges like a legend. Because nothing says posh like athleisure PJs.
Introducing the Miami Bitcoin Pajama Pants — designed for airflow, optimized for brunch.
cryptoswaggy.com/product/miami-womens-pajama-pants
#bitcoin #cryptoswaggy #comfypjs #miami
Introducing the Miami Bitcoin Pajama Pants — designed for airflow, optimized for brunch.
cryptoswaggy.com/product/miami-womens-pajama-pants
#bitcoin #cryptoswaggy #comfypjs #miami
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
For the discerning boss lady who lounges like a legend. Because nothing says posh like athleisure PJs.
Introducing the Miami Bitcoin Pajama Pants — designed for airflow, optimized for brunch.
cryptoswaggy.com/product/miami-womens-pajama-pants
#bitcoin #cryptoswaggy #comfypjs #miami
Introducing the Miami Bitcoin Pajama Pants — designed for airflow, optimized for brunch.
cryptoswaggy.com/product/miami-womens-pajama-pants
#bitcoin #cryptoswaggy #comfypjs #miami
The G6 Captain looked me dead in the eye and said,
“Sir, the plane is tired.”
That’s when I knew… I’d been doing the absolute most.
“Sir, the plane is tired.”
That’s when I knew… I’d been doing the absolute most.
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The G6 Captain looked me dead in the eye and said,
“Sir, the plane is tired.”
That’s when I knew… I’d been doing the absolute most.
“Sir, the plane is tired.”
That’s when I knew… I’d been doing the absolute most.
Just in time for the holidays: The Bitcoin Pajama Pants. For your most iconic boss chick friend. Or yourself— I mean self gifting IS the highest form of flattery.
#CryptoSwaggy #CozyPajamas #HolidayDrip #BossChick #GiftingSeason
#CryptoSwaggy #CozyPajamas #HolidayDrip #BossChick #GiftingSeason
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just in time for the holidays: The Bitcoin Pajama Pants. For your most iconic boss chick friend. Or yourself— I mean self gifting IS the highest form of flattery.
#CryptoSwaggy #CozyPajamas #HolidayDrip #BossChick #GiftingSeason
#CryptoSwaggy #CozyPajamas #HolidayDrip #BossChick #GiftingSeason
Brunch isn’t just a meal. It’s where flavor meets portfolio. A gathering of legends, silk, and lightly poached decision-making. Swipe to verify the mood.
#CryptoSwaggy #MiamiBrunch #GQstyle #FitCheck #DAO
#CryptoSwaggy #MiamiBrunch #GQstyle #FitCheck #DAO
November 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Brunch isn’t just a meal. It’s where flavor meets portfolio. A gathering of legends, silk, and lightly poached decision-making. Swipe to verify the mood.
#CryptoSwaggy #MiamiBrunch #GQstyle #FitCheck #DAO
#CryptoSwaggy #MiamiBrunch #GQstyle #FitCheck #DAO
They still don’t get it. Swaggy isn't swiping cards—he's staking identity. When you live on the chain of taste, fiat is just noise in the background.
#CryptoSwaggy #FiatRegret #BitcoinMug #LuxuryLifestyle #ProofOfStyle
#CryptoSwaggy #FiatRegret #BitcoinMug #LuxuryLifestyle #ProofOfStyle
November 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
They still don’t get it. Swaggy isn't swiping cards—he's staking identity. When you live on the chain of taste, fiat is just noise in the background.
#CryptoSwaggy #FiatRegret #BitcoinMug #LuxuryLifestyle #ProofOfStyle
#CryptoSwaggy #FiatRegret #BitcoinMug #LuxuryLifestyle #ProofOfStyle
☕👑 It’s not about the mug. It’s about the aura.
I don’t do “relatable.”
I do TRENDSETTER
#SwaggyChronicles #drinkware #cryptoswaggy #blockchain
I don’t do “relatable.”
I do TRENDSETTER
#SwaggyChronicles #drinkware #cryptoswaggy #blockchain
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
☕👑 It’s not about the mug. It’s about the aura.
I don’t do “relatable.”
I do TRENDSETTER
#SwaggyChronicles #drinkware #cryptoswaggy #blockchain
I don’t do “relatable.”
I do TRENDSETTER
#SwaggyChronicles #drinkware #cryptoswaggy #blockchain
🧾👻 This Halloween, I went as my biggest fear:
The Ghost of My Past Transactions.
Haunting. Regretful.
Covered in currency from every country where I spent paper money.
I floated through the party wearing my shame. Nothing says healing like crypto accountability.
#Halloween2025 #cryptoswaggy
The Ghost of My Past Transactions.
Haunting. Regretful.
Covered in currency from every country where I spent paper money.
I floated through the party wearing my shame. Nothing says healing like crypto accountability.
#Halloween2025 #cryptoswaggy
October 31, 2025 at 11:30 AM
🧾👻 This Halloween, I went as my biggest fear:
The Ghost of My Past Transactions.
Haunting. Regretful.
Covered in currency from every country where I spent paper money.
I floated through the party wearing my shame. Nothing says healing like crypto accountability.
#Halloween2025 #cryptoswaggy
The Ghost of My Past Transactions.
Haunting. Regretful.
Covered in currency from every country where I spent paper money.
I floated through the party wearing my shame. Nothing says healing like crypto accountability.
#Halloween2025 #cryptoswaggy
I'm thinking of applying to be the Creative Director for the 2026 #VictoriasSecret. I had my AI media producer put together a little preview.
#AImodels #cryptoswagg #swaggychronicles #aiinfluencers
#AImodels #cryptoswagg #swaggychronicles #aiinfluencers
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'm thinking of applying to be the Creative Director for the 2026 #VictoriasSecret. I had my AI media producer put together a little preview.
#AImodels #cryptoswagg #swaggychronicles #aiinfluencers
#AImodels #cryptoswagg #swaggychronicles #aiinfluencers
🧑✈️🥚 Asset security > Hollandaise.
I asked for brunch.
Lukas brought cold storage.
Honestly? That’s the kind of service I demand.
#SwaggieChronicles #assetcustody #LocoLukas #cryptoswaggy #brunchprotocol
I asked for brunch.
Lukas brought cold storage.
Honestly? That’s the kind of service I demand.
#SwaggieChronicles #assetcustody #LocoLukas #cryptoswaggy #brunchprotocol
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
🧑✈️🥚 Asset security > Hollandaise.
I asked for brunch.
Lukas brought cold storage.
Honestly? That’s the kind of service I demand.
#SwaggieChronicles #assetcustody #LocoLukas #cryptoswaggy #brunchprotocol
I asked for brunch.
Lukas brought cold storage.
Honestly? That’s the kind of service I demand.
#SwaggieChronicles #assetcustody #LocoLukas #cryptoswaggy #brunchprotocol
🍗🔮 These tendies speak truth.
Fried to perfection.
Shaped like palm trees.
And seasoned with market foresight.
Come for the brunch. Stay for the divination.
#Tendies #SwaggieChronicles #brunchvibes #cryptoswaggy #crypto #ethereum
Fried to perfection.
Shaped like palm trees.
And seasoned with market foresight.
Come for the brunch. Stay for the divination.
#Tendies #SwaggieChronicles #brunchvibes #cryptoswaggy #crypto #ethereum
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
🍗🔮 These tendies speak truth.
Fried to perfection.
Shaped like palm trees.
And seasoned with market foresight.
Come for the brunch. Stay for the divination.
#Tendies #SwaggieChronicles #brunchvibes #cryptoswaggy #crypto #ethereum
Fried to perfection.
Shaped like palm trees.
And seasoned with market foresight.
Come for the brunch. Stay for the divination.
#Tendies #SwaggieChronicles #brunchvibes #cryptoswaggy #crypto #ethereum
Sunday brunch & beach date with Carmen.
We slipped into the Lambo Golf Cart, then SHE slipped into the limited-edition Swaggy Ethereum One-Piece. Verified her Swaggilicious hottie. Limited Supply.
🔗Visit the Babe-wear section on CryptoSwaggy.com
#Ethereum #CryptoSwaggy #MiamiBeach #CryptoMerch
We slipped into the Lambo Golf Cart, then SHE slipped into the limited-edition Swaggy Ethereum One-Piece. Verified her Swaggilicious hottie. Limited Supply.
🔗Visit the Babe-wear section on CryptoSwaggy.com
#Ethereum #CryptoSwaggy #MiamiBeach #CryptoMerch
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Sunday brunch & beach date with Carmen.
We slipped into the Lambo Golf Cart, then SHE slipped into the limited-edition Swaggy Ethereum One-Piece. Verified her Swaggilicious hottie. Limited Supply.
🔗Visit the Babe-wear section on CryptoSwaggy.com
#Ethereum #CryptoSwaggy #MiamiBeach #CryptoMerch
We slipped into the Lambo Golf Cart, then SHE slipped into the limited-edition Swaggy Ethereum One-Piece. Verified her Swaggilicious hottie. Limited Supply.
🔗Visit the Babe-wear section on CryptoSwaggy.com
#Ethereum #CryptoSwaggy #MiamiBeach #CryptoMerch
Life’s too short for boring proof. My flex game is strong, verified by blockchain, and always on-point. From immutable brunches moves to altcoin couture – this is how I live. What's your Proof of Life? #ProofOfLifeFlex #CryptoSwaggy #CryptoRich #BlockchainBillionaire
October 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Life’s too short for boring proof. My flex game is strong, verified by blockchain, and always on-point. From immutable brunches moves to altcoin couture – this is how I live. What's your Proof of Life? #ProofOfLifeFlex #CryptoSwaggy #CryptoRich #BlockchainBillionaire