🔮 XENØPHANES ◇ XEN0 🔮
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XENOPHANES PARODY ACCOUNT

❝ yₒᵤ'ᵣₑ dᵢffₑᵣₑₙₜ....ₐₙd ᵢ ₐdₒᵣₑ dᵢffₑᵣₑₙₜ. ❞

{ ADULT MUSE / ADULT MUN }

⚠️‼️NOT IN ANY WAY ASSOCIATED WITH CANON XENOPHANES OR SHEI / ASTRANOMICONX ‼️⚠️

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References to my Xeno:
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// I have not been active, i apologize </3
// Xeno would put pickles on it to be funny/silly
// Xeno would say because there's chili on it/silly
// I mean Xeno's argument would be that you need a hot dog to make one

And he would make himself win the argument by saying: "im just that cool"
// And then Xeno makes him chilidogs in return. Xeno doesn't like hot dogs though so he just makes a lot for Sonic, and puts them in a container for the road or later
// Xeno does like hot chocolate, with marshmallows n peppermint
// Sonic is there for Xeno and Xeno is there for Sonic, even if it's something small like that

Like they joke about each other's fears for fun but when they're actually afraid, they're right there to comfort each other bwee
// "why are you calling at 3am"

"...I had a nightmare"

"You literally faced gods beyond your power level and you call me about a nightmare???"

"It was a pool :("

"...fine...ill stay up with you...again"
// Xeno is either up all night or always sleeping, it depends on the day really

If he's up, he'll answer the phone

But if he's asleep he'll wake up and just stare at it like: "what now"
// after that, xeno would probably put Sonic's contact as like: "blue speedy thing" or smth like that/silly
// Xeno would somehow almost download a virus and Sonic would factory reset the phone to fix it/silly
// next time they interact, Sonic teaches Xeno how to use technology/j/silly
* Xeno sat around some flowers under a tree. He was gently growing more purple flowers with his magic, to mark that he had been there *
// I haven't been on here in a hot minute im sorry </3

But id say 💛 even tho Sonic and Xen are already kinda friends
* Xeno flicked him in the head again, continuing to giggle like an idiot *

// he wouldn't actually hurt Sonic intentionally unless he's threatened or Sonic attacks first

It's alri,, I've just been relaxing for the time being
He closed his eyes expectant of something horrible. His eyes peeled open, raising a brow.

//Lol those are the best
You are welcome. :)

That sounds unpleasant. I'm sorry. ☹️
* Xeno turned Sonic around and flicked him in the head, giggling like an idiot *

// yeah, he's just a silly goober

And ty bwa
I may have to get 1 or 2 teeth pulled so I'm not looking forward to that </3
// art for his birthday

#crystalhedgie
* Xeno turned Sonic around and flicked him in the head, giggling like an idiot *

// yeah, he's just a silly goober

And ty bwa
I may have to get 1 or 2 teeth pulled so I'm not looking forward to that </3
Teleportation a definite weakness against his speed. He yelped frantically flailing his hands.

"No don't crush my spine!" He assumes this is where he's heading with this.

//Lol this is very amusing. Also it's fine and not a problem 👌 that however isn't good. I hope you feel better.
* Xeno teleported behind Sonic and wrapped his arms around his torso *

❝ I'm not done with you yet.... ❞

// Xeno's gonna flick him in the forehead bc he thinks it's funny

Also sorry for the different times I've been replying, toothache + fever are kicking my ass ough
* Xeno teleported behind Sonic and wrapped his arms around his torso *

❝ I'm not done with you yet.... ❞

// Xeno's gonna flick him in the forehead bc he thinks it's funny

Also sorry for the different times I've been replying, toothache + fever are kicking my ass ough
Sonic stares wide-eyed at him. His hand was feeling better now, not like it was being flayed and stomped all over. He's backing away now.

//Xeno you broke this hedgehog's hand of course he's going to complain! /Ih
* Xeno scoffed as he healed Sonic's hand *

// Xeno tired of his complaining </3
* Xeno scoffed as he healed Sonic's hand *

// Xeno tired of his complaining </3
"I do mean it!" His eyes are wide with such pain.

"I'm only yelling to distract myself from passing out from pain!"

//Sonic already getting his hand injured by this man the first time they meet lmao
* Xeno leaned closer, bearing his teeth *

❝ Like you mean it. ❞

// Xeno doesn't take bs from anyone, not even the people he's a fan of/silly
* Xeno leaned closer, bearing his teeth *

❝ Like you mean it. ❞

// Xeno doesn't take bs from anyone, not even the people he's a fan of/silly
"Okay I'm sorry! Let my hand go!"

He looks very miserable. This hedgehog.

//Xeno isn't playing around/silly
❝ No, I want you to apologize and not base me off of how I look! Thats all I want from you right now! Or is that still too much to ask?! ❞

* Xeno squeezed harder *

// Xeno stand on ur business/silly
❝ No, I want you to apologize and not base me off of how I look! Thats all I want from you right now! Or is that still too much to ask?! ❞

* Xeno squeezed harder *

// Xeno stand on ur business/silly
"Oh fine you want me to just call you bland and normal. Is that what you want?!"

He sounds like somebody about to be axe murdered. The pain is unbelievable for him.

//Hopefully they get used to each other lol and Sonic figures out how to do this better.
❝ And you aren't really acting like a good person. I thought the great Sonic the Hedgehog treated everyone equally? ❞

* Xeno squeezed Sonic's injured hand *

// Xeno will heal it...eventually.....maybe
❝ And you aren't really acting like a good person. I thought the great Sonic the Hedgehog treated everyone equally? ❞

* Xeno squeezed Sonic's injured hand *

// Xeno will heal it...eventually.....maybe
Sonic screams bloody murder shaking at the awful pain in his fingers.

"I thought you would take that as a compliment! You sure aren't acting like a Sonic fan!"

//Sonic buddy you need to learn how to word things better! or your hand will forever be a mess. /silly
* Xeno grabbed Sonic's bad hand and bended the fingers in the way they shouldn't *

// rip Sonic's hand again </3
* Xeno grabbed Sonic's bad hand and bended the fingers in the way they shouldn't *

// rip Sonic's hand again </3
"I wasn't serious. Okay so your appearance is actually startling but my poking fun is a way to be less scared of you?"

He's just making it worse.

//Buckle up Xeno this Sonic is different lol and most definite, more immature.
* Xeno just stared at him *

❝ You called me a vampire and kept poking fun at that fact..you were saying it in a way to make fun of me. You don't need to be an ass about it. ❞

// Xeno's talked with a lot of Sonics so far, he sometimes forgets which one he's talking to/silly
* Xeno sat on a patch of grass, eating a red velvet cupcake given to him earlier. It was his birthday today *

// silly birthday boy