crys the yapper
@crystaltiera.bsky.social
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unserious opinions. serious taste.
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mjerkins.bsky.social
Dear Denver,

"Love is Blind" is making y'all look TERRIBLE.

TURRIBLE.
crystaltiera.bsky.social
I really need to start thrifting
crystaltiera.bsky.social
This season of Love Is Blind is actually unbearable to watch
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maddelusional.bsky.social
they sent HANNAH HOME??? #loveislandusa
“She got fucked over.
This system has failed her.”
rob love island usa season 6 confessional
crystaltiera.bsky.social
Why are there children in Sephora?
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sanguinesal.bsky.social
sorry but nic is fantastic love island material. a mess, noncommittal, horny, so indecisive that he's getting gigantic stress pimples...I'm entertained! #loveislandusa
crystaltiera.bsky.social
So sad seeing the downfall of Twitter in real time.
crystaltiera.bsky.social
Need Apple to go ahead and make an AppleRing so I don’t have to give in and buy an Oura Ring
crystaltiera.bsky.social
propaganda i won’t be falling for:
- Sonny Angels (why are there no black ones)
- Taylor Swift
- matcha
- ozempic
- overpriced skincare
- baggy jean shorts
- overconsumption
- Breezy Bowl or anything Chris Brown related
- ballet flats (hideous)
- preventative botox
crystaltiera.bsky.social
31 lessons from turning 31: stretch more, doom scroll less, love harder, cook better, and romanticize every fucking thing.

wrote it all down— come read.
🔗 open.substack.com/pub/yappersa...
crystaltiera.bsky.social
I can’t lie, Social Media Week by @adweek.bsky.social was kind of a flop
crystaltiera.bsky.social
Also…. Michael B. Jordan has historically never done it for me.

But something happened during #Sinners that radicalized me. I think I see it now.
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elgranrey.bsky.social
SINNERS RECREATED IT
crystaltiera.bsky.social
Miles Caton absolutely killed it in #Sinners. What an incredible performance.
crystaltiera.bsky.social
We’re in our thirties now. Don’t serve me no pasta sauce from a jar.
crystaltiera.bsky.social
everything meant for you will find you. you cannot force something to happen if it's not yet time yet.
crystaltiera.bsky.social
So many cashapp scammers and bots
bigdaddycane.bsky.social
It’s so many fake profiles on here
crystaltiera.bsky.social
They’re really about to get TikTok out of here
crystaltiera.bsky.social
Don’t keep score in your relationships.
crystaltiera.bsky.social
Your anxiety is lying to you.
crystaltiera.bsky.social
AND DONT EVER PLAY IN ARIANA GRANDE FACE AGAIN MY GIRL WAS BORN TO PLAY GLINDA
crystaltiera.bsky.social
I WANT TO YAP ABOUT WICKED THAT SHIT WAS AMAZING