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cuberoot @cuber0ot.bsky.social · Sep 7
redid my strawpage again! cuberoot.straw.page feel free to send me drawing requests and stuff on there :P
a cropped screenshot of the newest version of my strawpage.
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waningluck.bsky.social
New Beginnings

if you’ve ever wondered how Dunkin and Cb met, well here you go!
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#waningluck #comic #art #dnb #daveandbambi
The first page of New Beginnings, the first shot being an overhead view of Dunkin's backyard. you can see the roof of his house, a pink pair of glasses stuck on said roof, a large oak tree, his rainbow flowerbed, and Dunkin lounging in a lawn chair. The next shot moves down to his point of view, which is him staring up at the clouds. Pan down, and you can now see his face, he seems peaceful, relaxing with his hands behind his head as he watches the clouds drift by above him. there's a small speech bubble with a music note inside it, implying that he's happy or humming. the shot is broken in half by a spiky text box that says "PING", the next shot showing Dunkin getting startled by the sound he heard. he flinched, lifting one of his hands from behind his head as his pupils narrow. [Retron 2000(Dunkin)] "GHK!-" He sits up in the lawnchair, turning and facing his fence in the distance. his wheelchair can be seen sitting next to the chair. At the bottom of the page, it shows a close-up of the fence, with tall grass peeking through the gaps of it. there's a text box that says "SHFFFFFFF", implying that something is rustling in the grass. At the very bottom is the footer of the page, that just says "New Beginnings 1" The second page of New Beginnings, the first shot being a zoomed in shot of Dunkin with a confused expression, squinting with one eyebrow raised. there's a textbox next to him that says "..." the next shot shows Dunkin transferring from the Lawnchair into his wheelchair, one hand gripping the armrest of the wheelchair. there is text next to him that says "sliiide" Dunkin makes his way towards the fence, leaning forward with caution. [Retron 2000(Dunkin)] "Helloooooo? Someone out here?" the final shot shows the fence door creaking open, the leg of an unfamiliar person with brown and beige fur stepping out from it. there's a hand down by their side, holding a butterfly knife. At the very bottom is the footer of the page, that just says "New Beginnings 2" The third page of New Beginnings, The first shot revealing the stranger, Cb's face. He's a goat person with fluffy hair, a corn-patterned bandana around their neck draped over a pair of blue overalls, and a red shirt. He has short, black horns popped through a green beanie. One of his ears has a yellow cattle tag pierced through it, and he is holding the same butterfly knife from the previous page. The shot darkens as it pans down, zooming in on Cb's hand, showing more detail on the knife. there is red text above it   [Retron 2000(Dunkin)] "A.. a knife...?" Next to the hand is a half-shot of Dunkin with a scared/nervous expression [Retron 2000(Dunkin)] "Shit..." Below the hand is a shot of Dunkin gripping the wheel of his wheelchair, preparing to try and run away if he needs to. the final shot shows Dunkin pressing his back against his wheelchair, smiling with a nervous expression and his brows furrowed upward. [Retron 2000(Dunkin)] "Oh, hiiiii..... [ahem,,] buddyyyyy..? [WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??]" At the very bottom is the footer of the page, that just says "New Beginnings 3" The fourth page of New Beginnings, The first shot focusing on Cb, who is looking at Dunkin with a confused/annoyed expression. he's holding the knife a bit lower, since hes distracted. there's a text box next to him that just says "..." The next shot shows Dunkin with an extremely exaggerated nervous expression. He has a wide smile, squinted eyes, narrow pupils, and a drop of sweat rolling down the side of his face. (handwritten) "Ehehe..." [Minecraft bold (CB)] "You have really bad survival skills, dude." [Retron 2000(Dunkin)] "A-" "..Wha??-" pan down to the next shot, which is just their heads on purple and green backgrounds. Dunkin is shouting, one eyebrow raised in surprise, and Cb is staring at him with confusion/annoyance, also with an eyebrow raised [Retron 2000(Dunkin)] "YOU CAN TALK?" [Minecraft bold (CB)] "...yyyeeesss? I'm speaking English, am i not?" Next shot, Dunkin is in a more relaxed pose, looking down with his finger up to his chin thinking and looking down toward the ground. [Retron 2000(Dunkin)] "Yeah.. Yeah, you are- how?? You're obviously some sort of.. alien,, goat,, creature??" Dunkin changes his pose, grabbing his necklace and fidgeting with it wit one hand, as his other rests behind his head. he's looking up and away from Cb, frowning with an almost guilty expression. [Retron 2000(Dunkin)] "Forgive me if that's like... Interdimensionally racist or anything, but i literally do not know how to perceive you... [uhm...] At the very bottom is the footer of the page, that just says "New Beginnings 4"
January 17, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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waningluck.bsky.social
The fifth page of New Beginnings, The first shot panning back to Cb who is pinching the bridge of his nose and looking down with a shadow obscuring his face [Minecraft bold (CB)] (low opacity) "Good fucking christ, this guy-" [Minecraft bold (CB)] "If I tell you where I came from, will you chill out?" There's a small headshot of Dunkin below him with an exaggerated confused expression, surrounded by question marks [Retron 2000(Dunkin)] "MAYBE???" The shot darkens to a red tint, panning to a fullbody shot of Cb standing in front of a background that resembles Hell. He kept that annoyed expression, pointing to the floor. [Minecraft bold (CB)] "Hell. I came from Hell. I'm an imp." another shot of cb interrupts the red background with a blurred green effect surrounding him. He grabs his tail and holds it towards Dunkin. [Minecraft bold (CB)] "It explains the tail." The final shot pans down to Dunkin, who is repeatedly pinching himself and sweating nervously. [Retron 2000(Dunkin)] "...Oh! Oh, Okay! I have! An imp!! I have an imp in my- in my backyard!!!" the word "PINCH" is written multiple times next to him, getting messier and redder in hue as they get closer to a close-up shot of his face. He's got a shaky smile, his brows furrowed downward as his pupils look like messy scribbles to portray distress. [Retron 2000(Dunkin)] "WHY ISNT THIS WORKING " At the very bottom is the footer of the page, that just says "New Beginnings 5" The sixth page of New Beginnings, The first shot Showing Cb walking up to Dunkin, who is still pressing his back against his wheelchair. Dunkin has his hand resting on the forearm he was pinching. He's smiling nervously, avoiding eye contact and looking at the grass beneath him. the scene behind them is just grass and the white fence of the backyard. [Minecraft bold (CB)] "this isn't a dream, man." [Retron 2000(Dunkin)] "I see that,,, I see that very well now..." and there are two shots of Cb separated by a jagged line. The shot on the left shows him scowling at Dunkin, his ears tucked back and a red anger mark on the left side of his head. the background is dark green, and gives a tense energy overall. The shot on the right shows him perking up, his eyes widening as his eyebrows shoot up. his shoulders ard now relaxed, and his ears are turned forward a bit. there's an exclamation point above him, indicating a realization. The background is much lighter now, being a soft mint green. The next shot is in cb's point of view, focusing on the sliding glass door on the back porch of Dunkin's house. Dunkin is slightly blurred in the foreground, still with a nervous smile. [this expression in particular references Liam's smile from HfjONE made by CheesyHFJ] There's a small yellow bubble with a chibi doodle of Cb in it. He has sparkly eyes and a couple flowers floating next to him. The final shot shows Cb and Dunkin speaking with each other. Cb is pointing to at Dunkin, his head tilted as he asks him a question. [Minecraft bold (CB)] "You got any food? I'm starving." Dunkin is looking at him with a surprised expression, his posture relaxed again as he raised his eyebrows and replied [Retron 2000(Dunkin)](low opacity) [oh... he's just hungry. well, I won't deny him food...] [Retron 2000(Dunkin)] "wha- Food? ...Yeah- yeah sure, I've got food. C'mon. let's go inside,,," At the very bottom is the footer of the page, that just says "New Beginnings 6" The Seventh, final page of New Beginnings. Its more of an artwork than an actual page per-se. Dunkin is letting Cb into his house, His arm up behind his head again with a wobbly smile. he's loosely gripping the armrest of his wheelchair as he watches him walk inside. Cb walks into the house, holding onto the doorframe with one foot inside. He's looking back at Dunkin to thank him. [Minecraft bold (CB)] "Awesome, Thanks." [Retron 2000(Dunkin)] "U-Uhh yeah, of course man?" [Retron 2000(Dunkin)](low opacity) [WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING.] Inside the house is a red sofa against the wall, a light blue carpet in front of the sofa, and a dark purple counter next to the door. the walls are a dull, light purple, and the floors are cool-grey tiles. At the very bottom is the footer of the page, is the WaningLuck logo on the leftmost side, and text that spans from the middle to the right that just says "New Beginnings 7"
January 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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dailytyler.bsky.social
Drawing Tyler every day for no particular reason, Day 70: Poob

#dnboc #dnb #daveandbambi #art #regretevator
a doodle of Tyler, dressed as Poob/Party Noob from regretevator.
January 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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marooncookie.bsky.social
Drawing Dave and/or Bambi every day until I get my life in order: Day 28 | Forgetting #daveandbambi
Bambi looking back at the camera, his one visible eye wide and scared. Faint text below him reads "what are you forgetting?"
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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jillibean071.bsky.social
#daveandbambi
#daveandbambigoldenapple
#davesfunalgebraclass
Tried on the 90's style of him (Tried my best..)
January 13, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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vesselvindicate.bsky.social
happy #PortfolioDay!! I'm Bob and I'm a visual artist who mostly does character art. I like the color purple and I use Procreate to draw ! :}
maxdimo's Red and my Sili. Sili is walking through a hall in the dark and holding her candle to see. red is following her, mostly obscured by darkness except for his eye. a digital painting of a view from within the twisting branches of a large tree. it is sunny with leaves creating shade. two battle for dream island characters are in the tree. fries, in blue mushroom form, is struggling to climb up onto a branch. Evil Leafy is further into the background, standing effortlessly on another branch and looking at Fries in annoyance. jackster in a purple, pink, and red outfit themed around space. it has a lot of red bows and star shapes, and a tiny timepiece is on his waist. he's kinda like floating in space i guess. there's a trail of galaxy-stuff coming off of his feet. he has a somewhat cheeky expression. The OST logo for Shucked by m1les0. The title is stylized with blocky letters that look like a cracked concrete wall with overgrown grass at the bottom and a few bullet holes. The "e" in the logo is replaced with the tines of Bambi's pitchfork, the handle of said tool extending behind the letters.
January 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
cuber0ot.bsky.social
#daveandbambi #dnbu #art assorted
[vs dave and bambi] separate renders of my headcanon designs for bimpe and bambi. bimpe is standing looking surprised while bambi is playing his guitar. [dave and bambi uhhh] shaded drawing of kevin talking to someone off-screen and looking mischievous. he is pointing at himself.
January 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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jillibean071.bsky.social
#daveandbambi
#daveandbambigoldenapple
The Practice is taking a while
January 12, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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jillibean071.bsky.social
Signature for my future arts
January 12, 2026 at 6:31 AM
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dailytyler.bsky.social
Drawing Tyler every day for no particular reason, Day 69: lasso tool

#dnboc #dnb #daveandbambi #art
A simple drawing of Tyler, made entirely with the ibispaint lasso tool.
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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marooncookie.bsky.social
Drawing Dave and/or Bambi every day until I get my life in order: Day 27! | Nightcore #daveandbambi
Dave and Bambi walking/wheeling happily together, holding hands. Text in the corner reads: "how do u do? :3 u like me, and i like u X3 come and take me by the hand, cuz i wanna be ur friend!!! how do u do? x3 u like me and i like u :D say how do you do you do ^_^ how do you do you do XP"
January 12, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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slinkoutlawed.bsky.social
𝑫𝒊𝒅 𝑰 𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒖𝒑...?

#daveandbambi #dnblore
A fully rendered drawing of Bambi lifting his hand up with an eye brooch on the palm and beads on his fingers. He's crying tears of gold and there are scars under his eyes. He looks distressed. Bambi is a character from a Friday Night Funkin' mod called Vs. Dave and Bambi.
January 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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kadelikescats.bsky.social
cb eye banner!
#waningluck #dnb #oc #dnboc
January 11, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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quinverquilo.bsky.social
dude i dont draw this much this wow #daveandbambi #art
A drawing of Bimpe from Vs Dave and Bambi with his legs tucked in and looking off to the side.
January 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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glitchbug64.bsky.social
my wifi was out the whole day

i draw regardless
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 AM
cuber0ot.bsky.social
#daveandbambi #deviusexmachina #art
[vs dave and bambi] bambi as he appears in the au ‘devius ex machina’ sitting in a forest at night, leaning against a tree. he has one hand resting on his leg and the other in the grass. he’s looking up with a thoughtful expression.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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marooncookie.bsky.social
Drawing dave and/or bambi every day until i get my life in order: Day 17 | Killed him sorry #daveandbambi
Bambi lying face down on the floor
January 2, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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sweetnpeachies.bsky.social
uhhh yeah um yeuh I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROMITE SHIT
#daveandbambi #dnb #sonicthehedgehog #sth #dandysworld #dw
sweetnpeachies.bsky.social dave 🧮🌽 @sweetnpeachies.bsky.social · Oct 9
FINALLY REDID MY C0MMISSI0N SHEET! if you wanna get something from me feel free to reach out to me!
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#daveandbambi #dnb #dandysworld #dw #sonicthehedgehog #sth
January 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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dailytyler.bsky.social
Drawing Tyler every day for no particular reason, Day 59: The Grob.

#dnboc #dnb #daveandbambi #art #spore
A spore creature-esque creature that resembles tyler. i do not know how to explain this thing.
January 2, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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kezyartz.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 8:55 AM
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higuyty.bsky.social
Some very old dave doodles that i still like
#daveandbambi
January 2, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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higuyty.bsky.social
tw / cw - flashing images , bright colors
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color and texture test for expunged from an amv that i don’t know if i will get around to finishing , im still very happy with how it turned out though
#daveandbambi
January 2, 2026 at 9:57 AM
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devius-ex-machina.bsky.social
(3/3)
A close-up shot of Bambi's golden eye tearing up. Bambi (thoughts): Wh- what am I feeling? Why does he feel so...?! Dave: Yo Bambs, what do these punks look like? Cus we'll kick their asses mischief-style. Muko: and then make them go to hell Dave: And make them go to hell Dave and Muko are both looking at him smiling, holding hands. Bambi looks back at them, then smiles confidently. Bambi: Ok. First one bald like me. Second one... The scene cuts back to the present, showing Dave and Bambi sitting across from each other at the table. Dave: Man. It would've been so much funnier if someone had actually stolen your corn. Bambi: I HAD EVERY REASON TO BELIEVE THEY DID!!!!!!! Dave: Well, sure, but I mean A flashback shows two strangers breathing fire from the spicy food they just ate and Bambi, Dave and Muko laughing at them. In the next, they're pissed off and chewing them out. Dave (present-time): Finding out those guys didn't actually do anything made me feel... Bambi (crossed arms, angry) Tch. *Anyone* who screams at a kid deserves theirtongue burned off with worse than pepper flakes. They got off real lucky in my book. Dave (huff, smile, small text): it *was* nice having a random adult stand up for me for a change. Back to flashback, Bambi is counting money out back behind the stand with an angry expression. Bambi: fuckin BITCH fuckin mother*fuckers* eat SHIT get the FUCK outta my store you bully them dont EVER come back again Bambi: You ok, Dave? Dave (surprised, looks away, small text): Uh... yeah. ...Thanks. Bambi (reaching for barrel: I leave now. Dave: O-oh! Um, it was relaly nice to meet you! Do you live around here? We should hang out sometime! Bambi: I don't live here. I just sell corn here every year. Dave: Oh Bambi: I go all over state for festivals. No one gonna know where I live. Dave (dejected): oh... Dave: ...well, you'll be here next year, right? Bambi: ya. I'll come back here to you, always. Dave: Then I'll see you in 2020! Dave (cupping hands around mouth): HEY GUYS, BAMBI'S LEAVING!!!! COME SAY GOOD- Dave (turning around): -bye? Dave looks behind himself at the tent and ferris wheel behind him. Bambi is nowhere to be seen. Dave: Wh-? Muko walks out from behind the stand. Dave: Wow... that dude sure can run fast. Back to present, Dave is drumming his hands on the table looking at Bambi casually. Dave: Man, I was so mad whe nthey cancelled the next festival 'cus of COVID. I thought I wouldn't be able to see you... Bambi: YOu guys the only people who wanted to even see me. Dave: Really?? I thought some people liked you across the state? Bambi: Hmph. Their parents don't. "Bad influence" they always say. Dave: Hah, as if. Dave (rubbing side of head): Well, I'm just glad I was able to get your number. Would've been painful only getting to talk once a year. He pauses, looking at Bambi with nervous confusion, who's glaring at him. Dave: What's THAT look for? Bambi (yelling): YOU FUCKING SUCK AT TEXTING!!!!!!!! Dave flinches at his yell, reminded of something. Dave: I responded *in minutes* the last time we talked- Bambi: That was ONCE. You *still* take hours and days!!!! Dave (incredulous, reaching for his phone): Okay. You think I'M slow? Try days and weeks from my coworkers, because people have lives outside of their phones and e-mails, and nobody owes anyone an immediate response, because it's NORMAL to- Dave is interrupted by a song blaring as soon as he unlocks his phone, which violently startles him. It plays lyrics from the Nine Inch Nails song "the wretched". He yells and makes sounds over it to cover it until he can turn his phone off again, looking mortified in the next panel while Bambi just looks at him with mild surprise. Bambi: What was that? Dave (head down on table): nothingggg Bambi: No. Why you yell over it? Dave: because its stupid edgy modern music and you'd *hate* it Bambi: Do *you* like it? Dave: ......yes Bambi: Play it. Dave's phone continues to play the song out. Dave looks at Bambi nervously. He then shazooms to his barn and back with a gold and red guitar. Bambi: Play that part again. Dave, confused, plays it back. Bambi figures out the chords to the song's leadup in real time and begins playing it on his guitar. A large painterly panel shows him playing it with vigor. Dave looks in awe and surprise. He pauses the song briefly. Dave: Dude. Why did you never tell me you could play the guitar????? You're really good! Bambi: People say cool, play something for me!And then hate me when they hear what I play! Everyone say they like music until it's angry and loud and about things they not understand- but that kind of music is the only one that understands ME! You never play it, so I assumed you like everyone else. Dave (rubbing neck) I mean. Yeah. I don't play it because Tristan doesn't need to be hearing Trent Reznor screaming about mental illness. But I asked you... days ago what kinds of things you like. You're not shy about anything. Why not tell me you at least like music? Bambi: Bah! I don't just LIKE music, Dave. It's part of my SOUL!! I have tens of thousands of songs recorded from everywhere I find them, but I never hear anything like this before!! PLay me the whole thing so I can save it too!! Dave (looking down, smiling) ...Yeah, sure! Let's just, uh, do that outside this time.
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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devius-ex-machina.bsky.social
(2/3)
Dave: Your hands! They're-- they're floating like- Bambi looks agitated, then turns around pointing at his face with rage, his fangs exposed and Dave looking in shock/surprise: Bambi: LIKE WHAT? ALIENS?! Bambi soon calms down after finally seeing Dave's face. Bambi: Oh Bambi: You a kid. Sorry, kid. Dave (rubbing shoulder, looking aside, squint) Iiiiimean not technically i just turned 18 like two months ago Dave: so im uh an. im an adult not a kid Dave: and stuff Another visual bit proceeds of "Bambi Vision", showing Bambi looking at Dave's leg noticing the prosthetic rod underneath with the thoughts: "Ripped jeans? No legs? Wheelchair?? What happened to this kid-", proceeded by a thought bubble imagination of a generic cartoon person stealing Dave's lower legs as he exclaims "OWWWW". Bambi looks horrified/angry in the next panel surrounded by red action lines and aggressive exclamation marks. Bambi (pointing at his legs): WHO DID THAT TO YOU Dave: Huh?? Did wh- Bambi: I'LL FUCKIN KILL WHOEVER TOOK YOUR LEGS OK JUST TELL ME WHO. Dave (nervous grin): OHHHHHH oh nonono haha nobody did anything to me it was. it was um Dave: a. skiing accident Dave (thoughts): SERIOUSLY? THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH? Bambi (neutral expression) OH. OKAY Dave (thoughts): Wait, that worked? A wide-angle shot from above shows Dave following Bambi holding a bunch of corn in his lap while Bambi continues ripping off ears of corn. There's a sign on the other side of the maze that says "OOPS... DEAD END". Dave: My name's Dave, by the way. Bambi: Mm. Dave: What's yours? Bambi (putting more corn in his lap): Bambi. Dave: ...Like the deer? Bambi: What Dave: Uhh nevermind Dave looks to the side, then away from him with a slightly nervous smile. Dave: Sorry about the uh, the hand thing. I've--I've just.. never gotten to meet a uh. an alien before and um, I just. think you're cool and stuff but I didn't mean any offense Bambi: Hmph. 'S fine. But I not a alien. ok. Not alien or human. I'm Bambi. Dave: Oh! ...Okay! I getcha, Bambi. Another wide shot shows them continuing along the maze; in the background the ferris wheel can be seen as well as several carnival tents. Dave: So, uh, how much corn did those shitheads steal from you? Are we doin' a like, uhh, y'know, eye for an eye thing, or are we going Scorched Earth here? I'm down for either. Bambi: THIRTY SEVEN. GONE. So I take that back. We at twenty. Dave: Ahh, a man-- person, uh... person of honor, I see! ...Sorry, what gender do y- what pronouns do you use? Bambi: Huh? Pronouns? Dave: You know, like, he/him, they/them? Bambi: What are you asking me?? Dave: What should I use to refer to you? Bambi: ...My name??? Dave (thoughts): ...Oookay, I guess I'll just use he for now... A large background shot/time skip shows the two have arrived at Bambi's corn stall, a short tent propped up by large tree trunks with a striped yellow-green pyramidal ceiling and a rectangular barrel for a front countertop. Its surrounded by goldenrod flowers and several other tents of carnival games; to the left is a target with bottles in front, and to the right a long row of plushies including Karkat Vantas, Sans, Mob, Four and X, Gir, Kirby, Moomintroll, Sonic, Twilight Sparkle, and a Tamagotchi. Dave (rummaging in his pocket again): What the hell did I put in this pocket again? It feels like a- Dave grabs the top of the spice jar, blanks out, and then makes a mischievous grin. Dave: You Bambs. I know a way you could *really* get back at those assholes. Stealin' their corn back and sellin' it... that's *pretty* good for a comeback... Dave: ...but I can make it even better. Let's say they come by here, buy some corn, yeah? Well, what if- Dave is interrupted to look over across from him outside the tent, where a very distant Muko and Maldo are waving at him. He smiles back at them, then turns to face Bambi with somewhat ominous lighting and dark-red background colors. Dave: What *if*... ...I make those motherfuckers cry for what they did to you? He shows the ghost pepper spice by holding it out on the countertop, then shakes it in his hand grinning at Bambi saying, "Know what I'm sayin'?" Bambi: Ohhhh you really smart huh kid! Scare them shitless with ghosts!!! Dave (slight squint, smile): Uhh... yeah! Muko, Maldo, and a very young Tristan (held in Maldo's arms asleep) approach the front of the stand. Muko is the person shown in the first page of the comic with the alien sweater; her face revealed shows she has square red-rimmed glasses, thick eyebrows, and spiky dyed-blond hair kept in a long ponytail. The roots of her normal hair color show through as a mid-brown. Maldo looks the same as his present self outside of wearing different clothes (pink tye-dye t-shirt and yellow skirt). Muko (Comic Sans MS): hey gayass Dave: hey fucker Muko: where've ya been? we were looking for yyyyyy Muko is interrupted by his own realization. Muko: Oh My Muko: God The third instance of this bit shows red arrows and circles pointing at the lack of Bambi's wrists with the image macro format saying "WHAT" "HOW". Dave (nervous, waving his hands around) HAHA Uhh I know what you're thinking but dont say any of those words right now be chill ok this is Bambi everyone say hi Bambi Maldo (Green Screen): I'M MALDO! AND THIS IS OUR SON, TRISTAN! IT'S WONDERFUL TO MEET YOU, MR. BAMBI! Muko: uh, sup bambi. i'mthe supreme overlord of furbies, but cool people call me muko Dave (leaning forward to talk to Muko): Hey hey listen, you'll get a kick out of this. You know what time it is? Mischief time, baby. We're gonna spite some good for nothin' corn thieves. you in? Muko: うん. やるぞ. Maldo: OH! HOW'S MY SEASONING, DAVE? HAVE YOU TRIED IT YET ON THE FRIED ONIONS? Dave: Wellllll I kinda forgot about the onions cus I went in the corn maze buuuut that's definitely next on my list!!! Maldo: AH! WELL, JUST BE CAREFUL. IT'S SUPPOSEDLY VERY SPICY, FRIEND! Tristan is waking up. Maldo: OH! GOOD EVENING, SWEETHEART! Dave: Hey, look! The rockstar's wakin' up! Muko: hey tiny human how was dreamland Dave: Can you say "Hi B-" HEY! Bambi and Tristan make eye contact. Tristan smiles widely at Bambi, a golden glow and stars around him. Bambi looks at him with surprise, his own eyes glowing golden.
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM