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Mark Guiles

@culturedmeat.bsky.social

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Born at 310ppm. Retired. Lifelong Democrat. Protect the environment, it's the life support system for the entire planet. 💙💙💙

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Mark Guiles @culturedmeat.bsky.social · May 13

"The world is my country, all mankind are my brethen, and to do good is my religion." - Thomas Paine

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Mark Guiles @culturedmeat.bsky.social · 52m

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US to send 200 troops to Israel to monitor Gaza ceasefire

The US will establish a multinational force in Israel, likely to include troops from Egypt, Qatar, Turkey and the UAE, officials say.

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Mark Guiles @culturedmeat.bsky.social · 14h

For those of us who are aware we're living in a simulation and publicize it, when the programmers become aware that we're aware they are likely to inflict all sorts of adversity on us for telling others. I wished I had realized this sooner. Too late now, in for a penny, in for a pound.

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Mark Guiles @culturedmeat.bsky.social · 15h

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When chickens fly. #drone #drones #dronephotography #droneview #droneshots #dronevideo #dronespace

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Tangerine Twit Troll @tangerinetwittroll.bsky.social · 1d

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PapaJ @michiganpapa.bsky.social · 1d

ANTIFA is against fascism, and our government is against ANTIFA. That actually says a lot. 🤬

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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 21h

You know who takes a cognitive test? People whose family members suspect their loved one is suffering from dementia. If he kept getting “perfect” scores…they wouldn’t keep administering them. My take? He blew the first one he ever took. Now, they’re tracking the decline. I’d bet my hot coffee on it.

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Mark Guiles @culturedmeat.bsky.social · 15h

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Better By You, Better Than Me

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Mark Guiles @culturedmeat.bsky.social · 1d

55,000 followers! Thank you to each and every one of you. Spread the word, keep the faith, and on to bigger and better things. Thank you!

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Mark Guiles @culturedmeat.bsky.social · 1d

"Look at him now. He's afraid to hiccup."

Mark Guiles @culturedmeat.bsky.social · 1d

A drunk went to a pharmacy with a bad case of hiccups & asked for a cure. The pharmacist mixed it up, gave it to him. The drunk took it right then, paid & left. Another customer who saw this asked what the cure was. "I gave him a laxative." "But a laxative won't cure hiccups." (1)

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Mark Guiles @culturedmeat.bsky.social · 1d

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Horses don't always watch for obstacles, and riders sometimes forget too. This officer leaned wrong,

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Rachel Navarre @rnavarre.bsky.social · 2d

So if you are in Chicago and want to
taunt the TX guard just remind them they are 454 miles from the nearest Whataburger.

If you want to piss them off, remind them that a Chicago based company owns it.

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jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social @jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social · 2d

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Mark Guiles @culturedmeat.bsky.social · 1d

"Why once during Prohibition I had to survive on nothing but food and water for three days." - W. C. Fields

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Mark Guiles @culturedmeat.bsky.social · 1d

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Mark Guiles @culturedmeat.bsky.social · 1d

I left my truck at a mechanic's place for some work to be done on it. I picked it up a few days later they had written the order # in large numbers on the windshield in soap: 666. I didn't bother to wash it off, eventually the rain did. As I drove around Denton I got dirty looks from pedestrians.

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Mark Guiles @culturedmeat.bsky.social · 1d

I like No. 2.

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"There's No Way This Is Legal": 25 Of The Most Dangerously Unhinged Things People Actually Thought They Could Sell On The Internet Last Week

Where's my wallet...

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Mark Guiles @culturedmeat.bsky.social · 1d

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Bernadette Was a Pageant Girl | The Big Bang Theory

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Mark Guiles @culturedmeat.bsky.social · 1d

I always hoped The Spice Girls would reunite and I could join them. I'd be known as Old Spice.

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Mark Guiles @culturedmeat.bsky.social · 1d

This model of expansion and contraction may have been going on for countless eons. What we call The Big Bang may not have been the first Big Bang (nor the last).