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michael.
@cumkinggg.bsky.social
an emotional sexual bender (he/him)

manchester, uk

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There’s no household cleaning job that I despise as much as cleaning the bath
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Not sure what my criteria was when choosing but these 4 will do I guess
December 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Finally got round to finishing Alien: Earth and honestly, don’t get the hype ngl
December 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I need to watch Heated Rivalry for reasons, someone hook me up I beg
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Might try and go to a new Pride event in a different city next year, I’ve really not done enough
December 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Tried on suit trousers that I’ve not worn in 18 months and they’re tight as fuck.

I’m just so dummy thicc 🫦
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
one thing about me, I have no idea how much anything costs so I could never tell you if something is a bargain or a rip off
December 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Does anyone else ever put their music on shuffle and play guess the intro with themselves or am I just a loser?
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This picture of Venus ???? 😭
The 2026 Met Gala co-chairs:

• Beyoncé
• Nicole Kidman
• Venus Williams
• Anna Wintour
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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morning
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I hope 2026 is the year when Bluesky finally takes off properly and we get a lot of new, and more active users to liven it up
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Mother!

I’ve never felt so stressed in my life
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Happy “Stylish But Illegal Monkey” day to all who celebrate x
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
forgot to do a homobloc fit post 🪩
December 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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the shop’s 1st anniversary is a pretty big milestone and we’re so buzzed to reach it!! 🎉🥳
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Left an event 22 hours ago, and I can still hear techno music in my ears

Am I going to die ????
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Love being in a rave full of gays and playing a game of ‘bag or loops’ whenever you see one reach into their pocket
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Idk why I’m joining in but here we are
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I’m frail and needy so I’m sending out so many likes and fire reacts this morning
December 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
It’s actually insane how much of a difference a haircut can make to a man’s face

I got mine cut yesterday and it honestly looks like I lost half a stone and got a facelift
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I think I’ve burnt my nipples with veet
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Accidentally pressed play on one of my own voice notes in a conversation so now I’ve remembered what I sound like to other people and the only reasonable solution is to never speak again.
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I know you don’t care but
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I’m really starting to get nervous for Spotify Wrapped now 💀
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 AM