michael.
@cumkinggg.bsky.social
an emotional sexual bender (he/him)
manchester, uk
linktr.ee/cumkinggg
manchester, uk
linktr.ee/cumkinggg
There’s no household cleaning job that I despise as much as cleaning the bath
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
There’s no household cleaning job that I despise as much as cleaning the bath
Not sure what my criteria was when choosing but these 4 will do I guess
December 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Not sure what my criteria was when choosing but these 4 will do I guess
Finally got round to finishing Alien: Earth and honestly, don’t get the hype ngl
December 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Finally got round to finishing Alien: Earth and honestly, don’t get the hype ngl
I need to watch Heated Rivalry for reasons, someone hook me up I beg
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I need to watch Heated Rivalry for reasons, someone hook me up I beg
Might try and go to a new Pride event in a different city next year, I’ve really not done enough
December 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Might try and go to a new Pride event in a different city next year, I’ve really not done enough
Tried on suit trousers that I’ve not worn in 18 months and they’re tight as fuck.
I’m just so dummy thicc 🫦
I’m just so dummy thicc 🫦
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Tried on suit trousers that I’ve not worn in 18 months and they’re tight as fuck.
I’m just so dummy thicc 🫦
I’m just so dummy thicc 🫦
one thing about me, I have no idea how much anything costs so I could never tell you if something is a bargain or a rip off
December 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
one thing about me, I have no idea how much anything costs so I could never tell you if something is a bargain or a rip off
Does anyone else ever put their music on shuffle and play guess the intro with themselves or am I just a loser?
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Does anyone else ever put their music on shuffle and play guess the intro with themselves or am I just a loser?
This picture of Venus ???? 😭
The 2026 Met Gala co-chairs:
• Beyoncé
• Nicole Kidman
• Venus Williams
• Anna Wintour
• Beyoncé
• Nicole Kidman
• Venus Williams
• Anna Wintour
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This picture of Venus ???? 😭
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I hope 2026 is the year when Bluesky finally takes off properly and we get a lot of new, and more active users to liven it up
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I hope 2026 is the year when Bluesky finally takes off properly and we get a lot of new, and more active users to liven it up
Mother!
I’ve never felt so stressed in my life
I’ve never felt so stressed in my life
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Mother!
I’ve never felt so stressed in my life
I’ve never felt so stressed in my life
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Happy “Stylish But Illegal Monkey” day to all who celebrate x
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Happy “Stylish But Illegal Monkey” day to all who celebrate x
forgot to do a homobloc fit post 🪩
December 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
forgot to do a homobloc fit post 🪩
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the shop’s 1st anniversary is a pretty big milestone and we’re so buzzed to reach it!! 🎉🥳
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
the shop’s 1st anniversary is a pretty big milestone and we’re so buzzed to reach it!! 🎉🥳
Left an event 22 hours ago, and I can still hear techno music in my ears
Am I going to die ????
Am I going to die ????
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Left an event 22 hours ago, and I can still hear techno music in my ears
Am I going to die ????
Am I going to die ????
Love being in a rave full of gays and playing a game of ‘bag or loops’ whenever you see one reach into their pocket
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Love being in a rave full of gays and playing a game of ‘bag or loops’ whenever you see one reach into their pocket
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Idk why I’m joining in but here we are
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Idk why I’m joining in but here we are
I’m frail and needy so I’m sending out so many likes and fire reacts this morning
December 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I’m frail and needy so I’m sending out so many likes and fire reacts this morning
It’s actually insane how much of a difference a haircut can make to a man’s face
I got mine cut yesterday and it honestly looks like I lost half a stone and got a facelift
I got mine cut yesterday and it honestly looks like I lost half a stone and got a facelift
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It’s actually insane how much of a difference a haircut can make to a man’s face
I got mine cut yesterday and it honestly looks like I lost half a stone and got a facelift
I got mine cut yesterday and it honestly looks like I lost half a stone and got a facelift
I think I’ve burnt my nipples with veet
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I think I’ve burnt my nipples with veet
Accidentally pressed play on one of my own voice notes in a conversation so now I’ve remembered what I sound like to other people and the only reasonable solution is to never speak again.
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Accidentally pressed play on one of my own voice notes in a conversation so now I’ve remembered what I sound like to other people and the only reasonable solution is to never speak again.
I know you don’t care but
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I know you don’t care but
I’m really starting to get nervous for Spotify Wrapped now 💀
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I’m really starting to get nervous for Spotify Wrapped now 💀