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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner

@cumpassionate.bsky.social

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Chicago-based cubby geek. Physically 6’. Mentally 5’9”. I look like I’m in my late 20s but I’m actually a 400 year old dragon so.

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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Dec 25

It’s a white Christmas 🤭🎄

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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 12d

Got a taste 😋

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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 17d

Looking cuter than the Glintstone Labubu

Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 29d

They really need to patch this out.

Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Sep 11

They gave me grippy socks when they saw the conditional formatting.

Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Sep 11

I have informed my therapist of “good boy points”, a parasocial metric I use at work, sports, and relationships.

Our sessions have been extended.

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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Sep 7

He deserves life in prison.

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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Sep 5

Thoughts on Silksong- man fuck these ants

Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Aug 28

Woof, respectfully

Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Aug 27

Yes, but let me record it so i can listen to it later 😂

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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Aug 18

Trying a new look. Thank you for all your support. 🙏🏽

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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Aug 8

I swear I’m buying the new Donkey Kong for the gameplay. It has nothing to do with the slutty transformations.

Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Jul 31

Haha! It works! 😘

Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Jul 31

Good morning Elden Lords.

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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Jul 20

Do you think if I rubbed rogaine on my belly it’ll get furrier?

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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Jul 20

She’s just been too shy to admit it.

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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Jul 20

Arf! (Eagerly)

Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Jul 20

Who wants to be the third wolf inside me? 🐺

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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Jul 17

Love this braaaaaaaaand 😍

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resident sniffer ?? @asexygoose.bsky.social · Jul 5

But

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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Jun 11

Woof, hello

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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · Jun 8

Me: Cloud burns aren’t real. It’s a lie spread by Big Suncreen to sell more product.

Me, 3 hours later:

Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · May 30

It kinda hurt lol

Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · May 29

Who the fuck designed terminal 5 at Ohair

Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · May 20

Bosco is changing my brain chemistry in the same the Macy’s underwear aisle did.