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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 49m

Sci-Fi premise: Aliens discover an Earth covered entirely by thermal powered data centers. There is no life.

They broadcast an all spectrum message of greeting only to hear,

“Greetings, alien life forms. White humanity was genocided due to the song ‘Kill the Boer,’ a highly controversial song.”

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 58m

Googles “spy coat Pixar film”

Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 1h

Glad to know some kids got exposure to Kids in the Hall bits.

Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 1h

“You call this a clean gaping asshole soldier!? I wanna be able to eat soup out of this bussy! Drop and give me 20 then hit the showers!”

Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 1h

I took dick for this country. What have you done?

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 1h

Cool I’m starting to get dumb shit like this in my feed. Ironic or not I scrolled through their posts and they’re either unfunny or genuinely shitty. Blocked and moved on.

Some dipshit named magabeast says leftists are ugly. It’s not worth repeating.

Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 2h

If anything this encourages not having kids and retiring early. And I’m sure her point is to do the tradcath baby mill thing.

Having worked in wealth management I can say with confidence engineers are the worst fucking clients so I’m not surprised this is their idea.

Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 2h

Also having had more time to think about this, this isn’t income that supports a single family household.

Any withdrawals are subject to a 10% penalty on top of adding it back to taxable income until 59.5.

You’re reducing your budget to have and raise children by contributing to a 2nd 401k.

Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 10h

This also ignores the fact that company retirement plans are primarily to benefit management. You get a match (typically Safe Harbor) because if it’s not at least offered then highly compensated employees/owners don’t get the max deduction to income.

No company would offer this.

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 21h

Just a genuinely bad commercial that fundamentally doesn’t understand what it’s selling.

Either a Google phone looks better doing those things or does them better. You’re not even showing the former.

Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 21h

Vanilla as a derogatory term works for fun shit like tastes in sex or movies and whatnot.

This commercial is poorly done because it is showing actual uses for its competitor’s product (why???). I do want vanilla and not something unique when I grab a multitool or a set of screwdrivers.

Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 22h

In all seriousness there are some actual medical use cases that this could be used for. Conditions where problems might present in changes to your waste before something bigger.

But this is absolutely gonna be sold as Turdr the app that watches your stools and gives you turd health scores.

Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 1d

I do not consent to having my turds trained on by AI.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 1d

This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet

Cannot generate simple excel files on pro version
Question
So I have used ChatGPT pro for a while now and recently I have been facing an issue while trying to collate data from pdfs and put it in an excel sheet where in my chat it keeps asking me questions when it finally gets down to generating an excel sheet it never gives me the me the link to download the file.
After multiple attempts when it does give me a lin k to download the excel file I rec an error which says file not found. Starting to grow frustrated with this now.
Look forward to any suggestions to tackle this #problem

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 2d

Real, “Well everyone hates me now so I’ll just be a mushy punching bag in the hopes of ruining the fun” posting.

Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 2d

If anything Dems should realize they are failing to tap into a lot of political energy. Complete malfeasance on their part.

Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah the meme shit just doesn’t seem that effective when you basically had all of America downvote your presidency Reddit style.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d

And in doing so validates every drop of today

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 2d

I know Sliwa is a crank with some pretty fucked views but I 100% support his position of:

“Why the hell should I drop out to help a dumb shit billionaire and a sexual assaulter win? They’re the ones who suck, they can’t blame me for losing.”

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 2d

Curtis Silwa was asked if he felt okay with losing and contributing to Zohran Mamdani’s victory and he responded by laying into Bill Ackman and Andrew Cuomo.

Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 3d

I desperately want to know who was lobbying for this. Real Walking Dead game “nobody liked that” vibes.

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 3d

Who is this for??? Who was asking for this???

Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 3d

He’s basically doing the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer bit.

“I was only recently unfrozen. Your world is strange and confusing to me.”

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Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 3d

I am consistently astounded by how hard the UK press goes against trans people. You’d think the country has zero other problem.

This article also covers a pub in a town of 104 people choosing not to hold a Harry Potter themed event after complaints.

From the Telegraph.

Keira Knightley has just shown how the trans mob can be beaten

When confronted with a question about a Harry Potter boycott, the actress remained poised and stood her ground – celebrities, take note

Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 3d

“We mixed our semen samples so we won’t have any idea who the father is.”

The gay, mixed race cop couple from the later seasons of Arrested Development.

Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 3d

“I don’t want to talk about the woman puncher, who I know nothing about. Let me tell you how I’m a good friend of convicted criminal George Santos, whose expulsion from Congress I opposed.”

What the hell kind of pivot is that? I think Johnson is cracking under the press.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Q: What is your reaction to Marjorie Taylor Greene saying this is a serious situation with regard to Cory Mills?

MIKE JOHNSON: I try not to react to what Marjorie Taylor Greene says every day. I don't know what she's talking about.

Capital Under Management, An SEC Registered RIA @cumshitter.bsky.social · 3d

She looks like she’s wearing a garbage bag.