Concerned over how many people online are frothing at the mouth to old man yaoi the Zohran and Trump meeting. He's not in love with him you idiots. He 100% threatened his life/livelihood behind the curtains and is now taking press happy photos
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Concerned over how many people online are frothing at the mouth to old man yaoi the Zohran and Trump meeting. He's not in love with him you idiots. He 100% threatened his life/livelihood behind the curtains and is now taking press happy photos
Look like shit ✅️ feel like shit ✅️ full of shit ✅️ if theres two thing i ain't, its inconsistent and incontinence
October 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Look like shit ✅️ feel like shit ✅️ full of shit ✅️ if theres two thing i ain't, its inconsistent and incontinence
Eating the kind of lunch you give to a dog before their last ride to the vet
October 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Eating the kind of lunch you give to a dog before their last ride to the vet
The NYC connections are in code and theyre speaking to me personally
October 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The NYC connections are in code and theyre speaking to me personally
My husband did not bring home ice cream sandwiches despite me sending him multiple telepathic messages all day. He is losing his skin privileges tonight.
October 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
My husband did not bring home ice cream sandwiches despite me sending him multiple telepathic messages all day. He is losing his skin privileges tonight.
My hair produces on average 1 spider every 2 weeks. At this rate I will have amassed an army by this time next year. Enemies, consider your heed taken.
October 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My hair produces on average 1 spider every 2 weeks. At this rate I will have amassed an army by this time next year. Enemies, consider your heed taken.
5 nights at the abandoned Joanns where you have to avoid the tweakers with fabric scissors high on huffed glue
October 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
5 nights at the abandoned Joanns where you have to avoid the tweakers with fabric scissors high on huffed glue
Now its niche fetish furries blessed with evil, suspiciously horny, creative writing passion. Truly, the game never changes, just the direction.
One perk to moving from Twxtter to here is that instead of blue check engagement bots on my feed im now treated to large amounts of dedicated spiritual psychosis accounts
October 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Now its niche fetish furries blessed with evil, suspiciously horny, creative writing passion. Truly, the game never changes, just the direction.
The wokest thing you could be pre-1970 was a little red-haired girl with freckles
October 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The wokest thing you could be pre-1970 was a little red-haired girl with freckles
Getting my canines sharpened as gender affirming care
October 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Getting my canines sharpened as gender affirming care
Surely another block cheese dinner night will cure my lactose intolerance 😊🙏 #blessed #ihaventshitin3days
October 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Surely another block cheese dinner night will cure my lactose intolerance 😊🙏 #blessed #ihaventshitin3days
Motorcyclist men be so cute with their lil kitten pumps. Yes, gorgeous!!
October 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Motorcyclist men be so cute with their lil kitten pumps. Yes, gorgeous!!
Just had a PSL
October 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just had a PSL
What the fuck is Gorp ???
September 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
What the fuck is Gorp ???
Baby im gonna maladaptive this daydream in ways previously dreampt unpossible
September 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Baby im gonna maladaptive this daydream in ways previously dreampt unpossible
Just saw a stray cat, thank god a motorcycle arrived just in time to rev their engine for 20 solid seconds at 11pm or I might have actually been able to catch it
September 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Just saw a stray cat, thank god a motorcycle arrived just in time to rev their engine for 20 solid seconds at 11pm or I might have actually been able to catch it
Just saw a fellow wizard casting a levitation spell he derived- not from personal devotion to the dark arts- but instead from asking the lowly oracle to script it for him. What fool! The bastard nearly imploded
September 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Just saw a fellow wizard casting a levitation spell he derived- not from personal devotion to the dark arts- but instead from asking the lowly oracle to script it for him. What fool! The bastard nearly imploded
Just consumed copious green leaf elixir- time to ponder the orb and hope no drastic effects take hold
September 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Just consumed copious green leaf elixir- time to ponder the orb and hope no drastic effects take hold
So tired of Centaurs taking up space in the carriage paths despite only going half the counsel approved speed, allwhile blazing through the boggart and earthborn crossing zones! But they spook my horses and its MY shillings spilt. make up ye mind lads, are ya kin or carriage? 🙄🙄
September 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
So tired of Centaurs taking up space in the carriage paths despite only going half the counsel approved speed, allwhile blazing through the boggart and earthborn crossing zones! But they spook my horses and its MY shillings spilt. make up ye mind lads, are ya kin or carriage? 🙄🙄
Pondering the idea of buying an elixir of mana at the local apothecary, but the local wizards are gonna make fun of me for not concocting my own brew <|:(
September 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Pondering the idea of buying an elixir of mana at the local apothecary, but the local wizards are gonna make fun of me for not concocting my own brew <|:(
Some people chew in a very knowing attention seeking way
September 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Some people chew in a very knowing attention seeking way
God im so bored, I just wish there was a band of unfunny white millennials that would make me pay $50 to watch their improv comedy night, and maybe with an unheard twist of adding alcohol to the act
September 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
God im so bored, I just wish there was a band of unfunny white millennials that would make me pay $50 to watch their improv comedy night, and maybe with an unheard twist of adding alcohol to the act
Happy pumpkin fucking season everyone 💗
September 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Happy pumpkin fucking season everyone 💗
Pumpkin spice optimism
September 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Pumpkin spice optimism
Worst 18-22 year old person you've ever met: yeah this is Mr Pickle lol, hes 2 years old but suuuper reactive :( yeah he actually bit 3 kids last week lol so he only goes out for potty lol. He's a Doberman/Collie mix, were working on crate training rn cause I work 8 hour shifts and have classes lol.
September 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Worst 18-22 year old person you've ever met: yeah this is Mr Pickle lol, hes 2 years old but suuuper reactive :( yeah he actually bit 3 kids last week lol so he only goes out for potty lol. He's a Doberman/Collie mix, were working on crate training rn cause I work 8 hour shifts and have classes lol.