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cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 29d

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Mom:

When are we going to do the escape
room?

??? Sad mommy?

Escape room..

Does no one want to play with me?

Sad sad mommy

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 22h

tweet by @jessi_rihanna

"When you're mean to me online, this is what you're being mean to.

A researcher. A storyteller. A scientist. Full stop.

When i was 12 I developed 11 ways to purify water in 10 seconds, using only 9 easy to find raw materials.

Universities noticed. I was granted admission always"

oddly bloom filled photo of a glammed up woman

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 3d

questions forum post

Why won't my little boy dance with me when I want to be a silly mommy?

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 4d

tiktok screenshot

"POV: A soundhealer helps you
let go of emotional trauma using
a Native drum (with a low
frequency of 145 Hz) and you cry
like you've never cried before."

comically flat shot of someone in a grassy field sitting on a mat crying into their hands while someone bangs a drum above them

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 21d

[a fake poster honouring ch*rlie k*rk]
"trans rights are human rights"
in loving memory
ch*rlie k*rk
1993-2025

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 23d

tweet from insane clown posse in 2013

"I Don't care what we've said in our raps, woman come No 1. We all owe our lives to wemon. (sic)"

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 26d

quora question
"How to forget about about a nightmare (sic)"
"How can I forget about about a nightmare?"

top answer:
"First of all I love you. [More >]"

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 27d

questions forum

"I can feel my soul getting darker and evil and I can't help it. What do I do?"

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 28d

digital render of a dodecahedron

"today you have to j**k off to this. non negotiable. good luck"

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 28d

uterus diagram that depicts it as a kawaii character

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 28d

twitter screenshot

saliva @salivasisters
sorry Kitten. mommy is Having prophetic Visions about The end times, so No foot job

shah @wafhuw
worst day in my Whole pathetic life.

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 29d

no meme. im pretty

mirror selfie of me in a nightgown on the floor

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 29d

personal anatomical
@collnsmith

I have this friend, an old lady I met at a folk festival who happens to have an erotic fixation on Jesus. She randomly texts me these things

"How audacious and intimate it
is for Him to say eat my flesh
and drink my blood"

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 29d

twitter screenshot
el🤮n m*sk: "white people are a rapidly diminishing minority of global population"
quote retweet by woah vicky: "There's only one race that the human race (sic)"

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 29d

twitter screenshot
"The assassination of Ch*rlie K*rk is likely the most significant Christian event in our lifetime."
quote retweet: "evangelical protestants the second some idiotic podcast loser dies"
(worshiping the golden calf)

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 29d

bored waiting at my gfs work so im making drawings to make stickers out of n put on my laptop later

ink drawing of a beautiful whimsical cat happy so joyous

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 29d

SOCIETY ISNT READy FOR ME.

I Am A Woman.I Am Gay.I Have Severe Depression. I Think Killing People Is Bad. I Want To Fuck Anime Women With Large Breasts. My Teeth Are So Sharp, Sometimes I Wound Myself. I Have Never Had A Job, As Employers Are Too Afraid To Hire Me. I Once Slept On An Unmade Mattress For 6 Months. I Cannot Reproduce, As My Uterus Is Only Capable Of Spawning
Demons. I Am Plagued By Frequent Back Pains. I Am So Sexy, God Had To Handicap Me By Making Me Explicitly Gay And Giving Me Debilitating Social
Anxiety So I Could Not Fuck The Entire Population. My Legs Don't Always Work.I Can't Watch Mainstream
TV Shows Because They Are Unrelatable And I Am Just Too Cool To Understand. I Have Rabies. Sometimes I Cry When I See Women, Because They Are Beautiful. I Use Internet Terms In My Everyday Speech And Nobody Knows What The Fuck I Am Talking About. My Brain Is Poisoned By The Information Age.I Have Gone 2 Months Without Leaving My
House Before. I Want To Singlehandedly Fight All Of
The Billionaires In The World. I Stan Loona. I No Longer Have Any Desire To Change Any Of These Factors.
I Love Myself. One Day I Will Overthrow God.

MILLENNIALS FEAR ME.
ZOOMERS WANT WHAT I HAVE
BOOMERS WANT ME DEAD.

Like And Share If You Relate :)

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 29d

at mcdonalds ordering the little fucking freak meal
(cropped like shit)

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 29d

instagram story with a photo of a rave with a big screen showing an animated labubu

"T3L @V1V, 1SR@3L"

"LAST NIGHT WAS A MOVIE"

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 29d

law & order youtube post
"Paranoid Schizophrenic Attacked By Misogynistic Homosexual"

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 29d

(messenger app screenshot)

Mom:

When are we going to do the escape
room?

??? Sad mommy?

Escape room..

Does no one want to play with me?

Sad sad mommy

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 29d

r/mensa post
Why being intelligent sucks
(embedded kurzgesagt youtube video with a shitty compressed thumbnail of vector graphics rick sanchez getting laughed at by a group of people
"BETTER OFF STUPID")
Welcome to my life

cureforthebitch.bsky.social @cureforthebitch.bsky.social · 29d

facebook page "Daily Movies"
"Won 17 oscars without a single po*rn scene" (lord of the rings)