The silly little guy never catches a break, he breaks it down instead *hits the stanky leg in front of a cup of bitter black coffee to cope*

“I didn’t take an edible. I slept as god intended, waking up in the middle of the night 3 times to piss” - Ab (the roommate)

Heard while dashing
“You’re gonna get 6? YOU are gonna eat SIX slices of cake?”
I hope they did, shun the non believer

WIP
“Beer Friday”
Watercolor and pencil

Hell yeah Yu-gi, Hell yeah

In times as trying as these I like to daydream about my costume line of chainmail jesters. No jester we ever jinglier than a chainmail jester for one simple reason: endless bell attachment points, as god so rightly intended im sure

DUDE I KNOW RIGHT

Peak cat spotted while dashing

Spot the difference

My girl hooked me up! The mullet is back bois!

Crazy how it’s an American’s right to hate America and not be prosecuted for it. Wild they keep “forgetting” that

Yo fair enough didn’t see this, in America public transport rules are way more vague than TfL it seems. Of course I, the American, defend being loud how typical lmao Thanks for linking me!

Lmaoooooo well that’s not a very considerate thing to say, didn’t realize suggesting ppl carry earplugs would stir up feelings of violence gd 😂

the absolutely limitless bog of transphobic vitriol that is jk rowling means that we cannot fuck with harry potter on any level and JOURNALISTS ESPECIALLY should be interrogating every single person associated with the new show about where her money goes.

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

You’re not being very considerate that they want to listen to music, or they don’t have headphones but want to listen to a voice message from their friend like in this person’s example. You owe them consideration too, it’s not a one way street. Again just carry ear plugs and problem solved!

Several hundred people at the rally for Kilmar Abrego Garcia in Silver Spring, Maryland today. #FreeKilmar

It’s a public space, there are no rules about who can play music lol ppl play music at beaches, parks, on sidewalks, etc all the time. If you need silence/no music keep earplugs on you. I do and it’s super helpful when I’m overstimulated or don’t enjoy the music at a store 👌🏻

Marco Rubio gave a self-congratulatory statement crediting himself for being a harbinger of free speech — as he is working tirelessly to hand-pick activists for deportation in a sweeping campaign to crush dissent.

💙💙💙

If you don’t wanna hear what the public does in public places maybe you should bring some headphones. Trying to control ppl around you IS rude when you could’ve solved your issue by managing yourself and not bothering a 16yo who didn’t have headphones to use. They called you out validly, go them!

JUST IN: Deputy Assistant to the President and "Counterterrorism Czar" Sebastian Gorka says anyone advocating for due process for Kilmar Abrego Garcia could be viewed as "aiding and abetting a terrorist" and be federally charged. (h/t Philip Germain)

Gotta keep clownin around otherwise I think I’d lose it

A few fantasy fellas