Incredible.

I’ve been back in Louisiana not quite two hours, and already a total stranger has called me “baby doll.” It’s good to be home.

#getyourgravybath #fullydressed

The hotel I frequent about once or twice a month for work trips finally upgraded its key system from magnetic stripes to RFID.

This change should not have made me as excited as it did.

Blame this on millennial nostalgia, but The Killers’ Hot Fuss is truly a fantastic album. Those four bangers in a row? My word.

Though, in fairness to said Man on the Street (er, Bar), new content from South Park has come out at roughly the same frequency as my… skeets(?) here.

“You couldn’t make South Park today,” says a man at the end of this bar about a show that aired a feature-length special earlier this year and whose 27th season is scheduled to be released in 2025.

Here goes… something?