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🙋🏼‍♀️ She/Her 🏳️‍🌈 Queer disabled mama 👕 Maker of sassy & snarky apparel, stickers, & more 💙 Woke, leftist, socialist, pro-choice, banned book-reading blue voter ✋️ Michigangsta 🎵 Raised on hose water & neglect ✨️ Shop 24/7 at www.cussingcarries.com

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Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · 10h

My neighbor is fuming.

"This is America. I don't agree with what you sell, but I will defend your right to sell it. I'm not offended at all. It's people like that nasty specimen that give conservatives a bad name."

I look at my contract. There's nothing in there.

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · 10h

My neighbor says, "Excuse me sir?" "And YOU should be ashamed for defending her!" he yells.

He walks away. Five minutes later a student volunteer comes and asks me to remove the shirts. "No political merch. It's in your contract." I do, no questions asked.

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Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · 10h

I'm vending at Dakota High School in Macomb Township. I vended here last year.

A man wearing a red Charlie Kirk "Freedom" shirt spots my Rosie "No Kings Fight Oligarchy" shirt and loses his damn mind. "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!" he yells, pulling it off the rack and angrily thrusting it at me.

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Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · 13d

Jay left this review and threatened to sic all 222 of his friends on me. FB took it down, but I had a little fun with my Threads followers. Callie's RBF comes in handy from time to time. I've been calling her Comrade all day. It's Callie's world and I just live here.

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Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · 13d

My posts and word-of-mouth kicked up a lot of traffic, good AND bad. FB trolls spammed my customers with disgusting memes, called me unfuckable, and told me my pink hair indicates that I'm not educated. I have two college degrees but apparently pink hair nullifies them.

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · 13d

So, let's see here. Had a great day at Haslett High on Saturday even though I had zero sales for the first 1.5 hours. My people sleep in.

I did not attend a protest, since the show ended at 3PM and by the time I was packed up it was half over. I did let my views be known, though.

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · 13d

It's been a weekend.

I forget I have this account. I'm much more active on Threads & FB, although yesterday I got three sales from Twitter and I haven't logged in there since 2019. I think somebody's shitposting backfired.

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · 23d

For the Swifties!

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · 23d

New shirts added to website! I think either Lady Liberty or Rosie qualifies as antifa's girlfriend. These are my original designs and are only available at Cussing Carrie's!

#antifa #antifascist #antifasgirlfriend #rosietheriveter #ladyliberty #cussingcarries

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · 25d

Toddler kidults! It's hard to believe these pictures are 16 years old. It feels like just yesterday they were yelling, "Momma, I fix it! See, I fix it!"

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · 25d

My beautiful Aunt Sandy. I miss her more than words can express.

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · 25d

My beloved Aunt Sandy would've been 69 today had she not lost her battle with metastatic triple negative breast cancer in June 2016. I'm donating the proceeds from these four shirts to It's a Breast Thing in her honor. She was my best friend and my biggest cheerleader. I hope I make her proud.

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · Sep 20

Had to miss the market in Allegan today due to car issues. We need a new vehicle STAT.

Use the code "CARSSUCK" for 20% off your website orders through midnight Sunday.

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Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · Sep 19

New stickers added to the website today! Here are a few of my favorites!

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · Sep 12

Sunshine. Sand. Sundaes. Sweet friends. South Lansing Farmer's Market scrumptiousness.

A day that I'll file under fantastic.

#hollandstatepark #lakemichigan #holabeaches #puremichigan

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · Sep 10

I would say that I didn't have WW3 on my 2025 bingo card, but I understood the assignment and added it on Nov. 6, 2024.

Kamala. Was. Right. About. Everything.

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · Sep 10

Just your neighborhood "trippy dippy fuckt*rd hippie" back from vacay! It's open window season here in Michigan and I overheard my MAGA neighbor tell his dog that they weren't going out until I went inside... so Charlie (my dog) and I moved everything to our patio. For six hours. Yes, I'm petty AF.

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Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · Aug 28

These guys are everything!

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · Aug 28

New onesies added to the site! I'm on vacation but I'll be at A Festival of Oddities this weekend! The website will be taking orders again Sept. 7!

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · Aug 28

I might be having an awful day but at least I got to hug my kid when he came home from class today. Other parents weren't so lucky.

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · Aug 24

HISTORIANS WILL TALK ABOUT THIS SALE FOR CENTURIES. THEY'RE ALREADY CALLING IT THE BIGGEST & MOST BEAUTIFUL SALE EVER, THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE. 20% OFF WITH CODE "VACAY" BECAUSE I WANT TO GET INTO HEAVEN. EXPIRES AT 12AM 8/25. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · Aug 24

New t-shirt designs!

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · Aug 23

New original sticker up on the website! cussingcarries.com/products/a-r...

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · Aug 23

Aaaaack! It only took ten minutes for the Seventh-Day Adventists to find me after the Eastside Summer Festival began.

SDA: "Do you know Jesus?"

Me: "I respect his teachings but his followers disappoint me on a daily basis."

SDA: "Uhhh... want a book?"

Cussing Carrie's @cussingcarries.bsky.social · Aug 18

I had the coolest experience at ArtFeast on Saturday! One of my loyal customers happened to be in Lansing for her in-laws' family reunion, but we all know she really came from New York to shop with me in person... j/k. So great to meet one of my internet besties!