Great to have a panic attack every time I level up in a video game.
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Great to have a panic attack every time I level up in a video game.
The only good thing for me on the internet now is looking at movie reviews on Plex. Every single movie, a dozen different people with minion avatars trying to talk about how bad the cinematography was.
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The only good thing for me on the internet now is looking at movie reviews on Plex. Every single movie, a dozen different people with minion avatars trying to talk about how bad the cinematography was.
Looking forward to seeing a bunch of AI trailers in celebration of an industry where statistically almost nobody still has a job. It’s da game awards baby.
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Looking forward to seeing a bunch of AI trailers in celebration of an industry where statistically almost nobody still has a job. It’s da game awards baby.
Every day I get an email from the USPS about what’s getting delivered today and it’s always just “Hello we’re the post office. Hi.”
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Every day I get an email from the USPS about what’s getting delivered today and it’s always just “Hello we’re the post office. Hi.”
It is illegal to make me look at jimmy fallon.
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It is illegal to make me look at jimmy fallon.
Gotta be the most insanely incorrect review of anything. Wrong in ways that have stretched decades into the future.
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Gotta be the most insanely incorrect review of anything. Wrong in ways that have stretched decades into the future.
It is canon that the grinch eats big macs. A non-food not fit for even the most loathsome of creatures.
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It is canon that the grinch eats big macs. A non-food not fit for even the most loathsome of creatures.
Amazed at the number of major problems I’ve been able to fix in my house using a hair dryer. Just two but that’s a lot really.
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Amazed at the number of major problems I’ve been able to fix in my house using a hair dryer. Just two but that’s a lot really.
Yet again everybody is yelling at me for boiling the turkey. Don’t eat it. More boiled turkey for me.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yet again everybody is yelling at me for boiling the turkey. Don’t eat it. More boiled turkey for me.
We are not bullying AI supporters enough.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We are not bullying AI supporters enough.
They added AI to the Amazon Echo. I just asked it what time it was. “Time for a joke!” it says.
No! You idiot! You wretched machine!
No! You idiot! You wretched machine!
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
They added AI to the Amazon Echo. I just asked it what time it was. “Time for a joke!” it says.
No! You idiot! You wretched machine!
No! You idiot! You wretched machine!
All anybody wants really.
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
All anybody wants really.
“This isn’t legal. He can’t do this.” I think as the skin melts from my bones in nuclear fire.
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
“This isn’t legal. He can’t do this.” I think as the skin melts from my bones in nuclear fire.
Increasingly sure these guys are going to bunker up and nuke everything. That’s fine. It will be nice to not have to look at linkedin ever again.
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Increasingly sure these guys are going to bunker up and nuke everything. That’s fine. It will be nice to not have to look at linkedin ever again.
It rules how it’s impossible to talk about literally anything without sounding like a conspiracy theorist now. Whole country full of crazy uncles.
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It rules how it’s impossible to talk about literally anything without sounding like a conspiracy theorist now. Whole country full of crazy uncles.
Feel like we’re a couple of days away from Trump just saying that he can’t be a pedophile and the proof is that he had King Pedophile murdered. He’s just going to blurt it out as he’s leaving a room.
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Feel like we’re a couple of days away from Trump just saying that he can’t be a pedophile and the proof is that he had King Pedophile murdered. He’s just going to blurt it out as he’s leaving a room.
I am the guy who posts “I thought this was supposed to be satire!” one thousand times on every Onion post. That’s all me using an elaborate network of alt accounts.
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I am the guy who posts “I thought this was supposed to be satire!” one thousand times on every Onion post. That’s all me using an elaborate network of alt accounts.
Just muttering “This is not tenable.” to myself all day every day.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Just muttering “This is not tenable.” to myself all day every day.
I know all my problems will be resolved if I can just find the perfect shower head.
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I know all my problems will be resolved if I can just find the perfect shower head.
Sorry to say it but it needs to be said. Leatherface was right to chainsaw Franklin. Franklin deserved to be chainsawed.
October 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Sorry to say it but it needs to be said. Leatherface was right to chainsaw Franklin. Franklin deserved to be chainsawed.
Microsoft is so reprehensibly bad now that I feel like I have to install Linux. This is worse than the time I got spotted in a Babbages in the 90s and everybody at school said I shopped at the nerd store.
October 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Microsoft is so reprehensibly bad now that I feel like I have to install Linux. This is worse than the time I got spotted in a Babbages in the 90s and everybody at school said I shopped at the nerd store.
Accidentally ordered groceries to my old office. Now people are going to know I bought the worst case scenario frozen pizza. I can't go on.
October 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Accidentally ordered groceries to my old office. Now people are going to know I bought the worst case scenario frozen pizza. I can't go on.
Going to roll into McDonalds on the last day of the monopoly game and redeem the 53 apple pies and 37 small fries I’ve won all at once.
October 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Going to roll into McDonalds on the last day of the monopoly game and redeem the 53 apple pies and 37 small fries I’ve won all at once.
Gave my friends written permission to bash my brains in with a baseball bat if I ever publicly praise a guy with a nazi tattoo.
October 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Gave my friends written permission to bash my brains in with a baseball bat if I ever publicly praise a guy with a nazi tattoo.
Surrounded by people backing their cars into the store pickup spots. Evil behavior. Treacherous.
October 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Surrounded by people backing their cars into the store pickup spots. Evil behavior. Treacherous.