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Chris Yanoschak

@cyanoschak.bsky.social

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Dad, husband, pharmacist, singer, producer/co-host of Horrorendous podcast, scared

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Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 54m

"My ratings are higher than ever!" -Trump

Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 12h

a man with a mustache is laying on a couch and says screaming

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Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 18h

Etsy witches are standing by

Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 2d

Can we make Orthodox Halloween a thing? I'm not ready to let go.

Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 3d

Smuggling sapphires right out in the open. Le crime parfait.

Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 3d

Mibrosis

Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 4d

Why would Biden do this?!

Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 4d

And of course, Chocolate Rain

Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 4d

The Selection Committee:

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Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 4d

RFK Jr: "We need to serve bear meat in schools."

Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 5d

#Devils

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Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 5d

a man in a striped shirt says " hmm doubt it " to another man

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Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 6d

Why'd they pick the house from The Lost Boys?

Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 9d

a man in a plaid shirt is standing in a hallway and waving .

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Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 9d

Keep deflecting

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Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 10d

a man on a horse says " i 'm booked solid " in front of a fence

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Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 10d

What a horrible day to have eyes

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Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 11d

a man is making a funny face in the dark and saying `` uh ... yeah '' .

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Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 11d

a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her

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Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 11d

You may as well have thought of The Game

Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 12d

a man in a suit and tie stands with his hands on his hips and says " i hate this so much "

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Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 12d

I dont think he's winn... oh Jesus!

Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 12d

(Soft piano) "The diameter of a basketball, 9.51 inches. The diameter of a basketball hoop, 18 inches. But there's so much more to this ballet on the hardwood."

Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 12d

Go full Dad mode

Chris Yanoschak @cyanoschak.bsky.social · 12d

elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of flames

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