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Salem
@cyansera.bsky.social
· Feb 19
Join the Serenity - Salem Server Discord Server!
Check out the Serenity - Salem Server community on Discord - hang out with 34 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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The Salem™ Discord server is officially back up, after like 3 years of neglect, if you would like to join The Stupid In Real Time cmere :3
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"I will never let your people go."
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
"I will never let your people go."
somebody's beating a PVC pipe to death in my neighborhood. at 5:30 am. not quietly
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
somebody's beating a PVC pipe to death in my neighborhood. at 5:30 am. not quietly
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i was chatgpt before it was cool. i was lying about stuff and flattering people into psychosis before the entire economy relied on it. i was in a strange financially incestuous relationship with NVIDIA that threatened to destroy the entire global economy before it was the hip thing to do.
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i was chatgpt before it was cool. i was lying about stuff and flattering people into psychosis before the entire economy relied on it. i was in a strange financially incestuous relationship with NVIDIA that threatened to destroy the entire global economy before it was the hip thing to do.
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having a job isn't enough i need to go to war
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
having a job isn't enough i need to go to war
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no antidepressants in the WORLD will suppress my desire to hold my wife against a wall
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
no antidepressants in the WORLD will suppress my desire to hold my wife against a wall
(yelling) yall got a tulpa? anyone here have a tulpa? a tulpa? does anyone have a tulpa I can borrow?
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
(yelling) yall got a tulpa? anyone here have a tulpa? a tulpa? does anyone have a tulpa I can borrow?
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wowzers meowzers
(what i say right before my finishing move)
(what i say right before my finishing move)
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
wowzers meowzers
(what i say right before my finishing move)
(what i say right before my finishing move)
I dont get how people are hydrophobic, why dont they want to let water get married??
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I dont get how people are hydrophobic, why dont they want to let water get married??
icon of christianity of jesus was a catboy
November 2, 2025 at 7:40 AM
icon of christianity of jesus was a catboy
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i dont know why people say that black cats are bad luck. if a black cat walked infront of my path i would be very lucky, because i got to see a cat. im not sure we should trust the one who originated this myth.
November 1, 2025 at 6:41 AM
i dont know why people say that black cats are bad luck. if a black cat walked infront of my path i would be very lucky, because i got to see a cat. im not sure we should trust the one who originated this myth.
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the fungus in the ground watching the dnd cleric fucking incinerate all the undead risen corpses in the entire graveyard (they were gonna eat that)
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
the fungus in the ground watching the dnd cleric fucking incinerate all the undead risen corpses in the entire graveyard (they were gonna eat that)
they call it battlefield because by god am I fighting this dirt and grass and soil
October 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
they call it battlefield because by god am I fighting this dirt and grass and soil
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The Spooky ARG Ghost Entity infecting my game watching me not make any attempt to solve any of its spooky caesar cyphers and just using the console commands to delete any creepy stuff it puts in my way
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
The Spooky ARG Ghost Entity infecting my game watching me not make any attempt to solve any of its spooky caesar cyphers and just using the console commands to delete any creepy stuff it puts in my way
my wife makes the most normal TTRPG rules documents
October 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
my wife makes the most normal TTRPG rules documents
im convinced that those who consume benadryl and see evil spiders and the hatman are just making shit up, I take upwards of 100mg of benadryl to sleep and I have normal dreams and havent ever seen a single hatman nor spider
October 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
im convinced that those who consume benadryl and see evil spiders and the hatman are just making shit up, I take upwards of 100mg of benadryl to sleep and I have normal dreams and havent ever seen a single hatman nor spider
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he came back wrong.
October 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
he came back wrong.
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about to send this brave soldier to the big rift that opened up in space! the lab coats wanted him to have stuff like a "space suit" and "personal protection", but this brave recruit is going to face the unknown unprotected like a true american patriot!
October 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
about to send this brave soldier to the big rift that opened up in space! the lab coats wanted him to have stuff like a "space suit" and "personal protection", but this brave recruit is going to face the unknown unprotected like a true american patriot!
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you can only refer to them by doubling any police name. the Bobby Bobbys. The Copper Coppers. The Traffic Enforcer Traffic Enforcers. The Federal Bureau of Investigation Bureau of Investigation. The Pig Pigs. Make every conversation about them sound like a one piece ability.
October 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
you can only refer to them by doubling any police name. the Bobby Bobbys. The Copper Coppers. The Traffic Enforcer Traffic Enforcers. The Federal Bureau of Investigation Bureau of Investigation. The Pig Pigs. Make every conversation about them sound like a one piece ability.
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so many genders.... so little time....
October 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
so many genders.... so little time....
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my wife can only afford but a single bean. the economy is in shambles. she will need to wait another week for the next bean. this is a croods bit.
October 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
my wife can only afford but a single bean. the economy is in shambles. she will need to wait another week for the next bean. this is a croods bit.
coming home from a long day of work to a fantastic homecooked dinner of the patreon bean
October 4, 2025 at 6:53 AM
coming home from a long day of work to a fantastic homecooked dinner of the patreon bean
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This is it, 10 years to the day.
Are you doing YOUR part?
Are you doing YOUR part?
October 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is it, 10 years to the day.
Are you doing YOUR part?
Are you doing YOUR part?
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;3
OH YEAH UPDATE FOR ALL YE SILLIES
the new Salem Design™ is coming along really well :D
GUMMY SHARL WILL BE REAL SOOOOOON
the new Salem Design™ is coming along really well :D
GUMMY SHARL WILL BE REAL SOOOOOON
October 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
;3
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It was a hard won fight, but with the wonders of modern medicine, we were finally able to surgically remove this young girl's ability to ever speak French again. Like if you think we should do this to MORE children like her!
September 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
It was a hard won fight, but with the wonders of modern medicine, we were finally able to surgically remove this young girl's ability to ever speak French again. Like if you think we should do this to MORE children like her!
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never marry a space station 14 modder this is terrible for the economy
September 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
never marry a space station 14 modder this is terrible for the economy