Cynical Housewife
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Conservation is not political, tradwife since before that was a thing, I fall for everything one half of Regina du nord on the bird app
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Wait but the one lady was arrested for wearing an inflatable penis outfit

Just because she was wearing the penis

No other reason
my dating history includes a member of their family so I hear this
I just wonder how much of St Paul's downfall can be attributed to Madison Properties and the Crockarells

Seriously
Remember when Emmer had to withdraw from a House Speaker nomination after only a few hours because Papa Trump announced he wasn’t MAGA enough and ever since, Emmer has been trying to prove to Papa just how MAGA he is?

Pepperidge Farm remembers
💯pledge allegiance to the cause, not the threat
They’re not nervous they’re setting it up so their violence is justified
If I tried to get an annual physical twice in one 365-day-period, my insurance company wouldn’t *stop* charging me
Y’all I’m sick and tired of having to walk in traffic just so people can bike on the sidewalk with their kid
oh nope, just a plain green outfit. so weird that she just coincidentally wore that NYC skyline dress last year when the liberty "won"

No YOU are bitter forever about that game
Is Cathy Engelbert wearing a cactus dress tonight?
nah, nate tibbetts screaming right up in that ref's face absolutely requires an ejection, that kind of intimidating behavior is gross and unacceptable
I had to search to see if anyone else had the same reaction I did to this piece

My 2A-loving brother sent it to me and my response to him was wow, that’s a sermon I’d walk out on

Both-sidesing this issue is morally repugnant when one side is offering solutions to save lives, and one isn’t
The espn talking heads got names and players wrong so often it was a joke
I think about it all the time. As parents we keep emphasizing that this is not normal because there is no world where I want children to grow up excusing the President of the United States for treating Americans like absolute hot garbage
I just can't stop thinking about how hard MAGA would be screaming, until their faces were as red as their hats, for impeachment if a Dem president and cabinet were behaving like this
I’ve gotten more definitive answers from a 6–year-old about when they think they’ll be off the toilet
NEWSMAX: How long does it take for drug prices to start coming down?

DR OZ: Certainly early next year. It's not going to be much longer.
Lynx fans will never ever forget!
Who remembers when Cathy pranced out at the Finals last year wearing her NYC skyline dress after the Liberty “won”

Pepperidge Farm remembers
Who remembers when Cathy pranced out at the Finals last year wearing her NYC skyline dress after the Liberty “won”

Pepperidge Farm remembers
In a prepared statement during her team exit interview, Minnesota Lynx star Napheesa Collier called out WNBA leadership.
Cheryl has more spine than Congress
10/10 no notes
Pete Hegseth is a basically a meat cybertruck
Start with your own commander-in-Chief, secretary poopy pants
It’s funny, the only people I know who still guzzle Chardonnay are my parents’ MAGA ex-friends
Energy Secretary Chris Wright on Fox: "We're announcing today expanded programs to help the American coal industry. We're helping it because for years it has been under assault. It was out of fashion with the chardonnay set in San Francisco, Boulder, and NYC ... coal just makes the world go round."