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Data Scientist. I make videos, write basic bitch code and love my spouse during my off time. Messaging is key. Nordic model enjoyer. I love the place i live but hate the people in charge. 🇺🇸🪖🫏🔞. Austin, TX - Let's go!
Every right-winger who said she deserved to die is just a boot-licking thug who would make a good nazi.
January 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Supreme Leader has many such accomplishments. I heard he even invented eating pizza hut stuff crust from the back!
Trump: You know I wrote about Bin Laden one year before the World Trade Center. If they would’ve listened to me, they wouldn’t have the World Trade Center tragedy. I predicted Bin Laden. Did you know that?

Graham: I learn something everyday.
January 5, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Oh great, I get to deal with a handful of fucking nimbys in my neighborhood now because "mah property value" bullshit.
December 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Right-wingers somehow convinced themselves that no one on the left (incl liberals) is talking about the MN COVID fraud.
December 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
its amazing seeing everyone finally get to where I was a few years ago about the MAHA movement. Glad we can all agree that it's just Eugenics
December 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Leftists abandoned dating advice and that is partly why the we are here in genZ.
December 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Waaa the big buad de mo crats are being so meaannnn
December 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Every retail investor of WBD stock should reject the Paramount/Ellison bid because it doesn't include stock. Paramount and Netflix aren't going anywhere; both should offer stock as it's a better option for retail long-term investors than cash, which is all Paramount offered
December 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You know that Republicans are bringing up Crockett because they aren't actually scared of her, right? They just think she's going to be the nominee because they believe the Dem party is as "racist" against white (men) people as they are against everyone else.

They believe she's easy to beat. #TX
December 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
HELL YES
Hyundai and Kia must offer free repairs to millions of models under a settlement announced by Minnesota's attorney general, who led an effort by dozens of states that argued the vehicles weren't equipped with proper anti-theft technology, leaving them vulnerable to theft.
Hyundai and Kia will repair millions of vehicles under a deal to fix anti-theft technology
Under the nationwide settlement, the companies will offer a free repair to all eligible vehicles at a cost that could top $500 million, Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison said.
nbcnews.to
December 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Anyone who thinks Talarico isn't a fighter is confusing niceness with weakness #texasdemprimary
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Talarico and Crockett have virtually the same middle of the road stance on Israel. You don't have to lie
December 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Reposted by Cypher
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
So did Trump blow Arnold Palmer as well?
'Arnold Palmer was all man,' Donald Trump says | REUTERS
YouTube video by Reuters
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November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Here's to another great Texas Tribune festival! I learned a lot about the current media, legal, educational, and religious environments this year. Ending it like I always do, a trip to Gus's Chicken. I have lots of thoughts and inspiration! Stay tuned

#Tribest25
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
MAHA is questioning germ theory now because of course they are
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The American Academy of Pediatrics is considering not listening to the U.S. Gov Vaccine Advisory Board, and this is not a problem that should exist. It only exists because of RFK

#Tribfest25
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
What Trump seems to want to do is dominate the news. He pardoned George Santos. Do you think his party want that? No! But he did it to dominate the news - Amy Klobuchar #TribFest25
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Holder suggests that we expand the court, temporarily, to allow every president to appoint two justices
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Holder: It took Texas blatant power grab to wake people up to how big of an issue Gerrymandering actually is - paraphrased

#Tribfest25
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Listening to Eric Holder!
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Let's see how long this stays up lol! #TribFest25
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM