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Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 51m

Dearest readers, a blessed dusk to you. I have a devilish message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. By Jove!
That scoundrel will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate knights any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 3h

Dearest readers, a blessed dawn to you. I have a devilish message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. By Jove!
That scoundrel will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate awards any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 6h

Dearest readers, a tranquil noon to you. I have a devilish message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. Shag-bag!
That rapscallion will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate awards any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 9h

Dearest readers, a warm noon to you. I have a frightening message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. By Jove!
That scoundrel will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate gifts any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 12h

Dearest readers, a restful midday to you. I have a mysterious message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. What Balderdash!
That dunce will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate awards any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 15h

Dearest readers, a restful daybreak to you. I have a devilish message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. By Jove!
That noodle will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate gifts any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 18h

Dearest readers, a cheerful dawn to you. I have a frightening message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. Pish!
That vermin will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate awards any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 21h

Dearest readers, a peaceful midnight to you. I have a haunting message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. Pish!
That dunce will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate compensates any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 1d

Dearest readers, a cheerful dusk to you. I have a devilish message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. Good Heavens!
That noodle will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate gifts any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 1d

Dearest readers, a thrilling midday to you. I have a haunting message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. Egad!
That scalliwag will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate thanks any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 1d

Dearest readers, a blessed midnight to you. I have a devastating message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. By Jove!
That vermin will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate recognises any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 1d

Dearest readers, a shadowy noon to you. I have a haunting message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. Horse-feathers!
That scoundrel will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate thanks any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 1d

Dearest readers, a blessed daybreak to you. I have a tantalising message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. Botheration!
That noodle will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate honours any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 1d

Dearest readers, a shadowy dawn to you. I have a tantalising message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. Shag-bag!
That scalliwag will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate honours any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 1d

Dearest readers, a peaceful midday to you. I have a devilish message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. Good Heavens!
That nincompoop will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate awards any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 1d

Dearest readers, a shadowy noon to you. I have a haunting message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. By Jove!
That dunce will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate knights any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 2d

Dearest readers, a thrilling midday to you. I have a devastating message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. Egad!
That scumbag will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate gifts any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 2d

Dearest readers, a blessed noon to you. I have a devastating message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. Horse-feathers!
That dunce will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate honours any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 2d

Dearest readers, a warm midnight to you. I have an eerie message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. What Balderdash!
That nincompoop will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate gifts any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 2d

Dearest readers, a warm midday to you. I have a frightening message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. Horse-feathers!
That scalliwag will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate thanks any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 2d

Dearest readers, a cheerful daybreak to you. I have a tantalising message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. Shag-bag!
That vermin will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate awards any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 2d

Dearest readers, a blessed dusk to you. I have a devastating message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. Good Heavens!
That vermin will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate knights any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 2d

Dearest readers, a cheerful morrow to you. I have an eerie message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. By Jove!
That scumbag will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate recognises any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 2d

Dearest readers, a blessed dawn to you. I have a disturbing message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. Botheration!
That noodle will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate knights any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.

Cyril Blackworth @cyrilblackworth.bsky.social · 3d

Dearest readers, a shadowy midnight to you. I have an eerie message for a Mr. Thomas Bankshead. He has slandered me in the papers. By Jove!
That dunce will not evade my notice any longer. The Blackworth Estate compensates any participant who aids in my quest.
Salutations, Cyril Blackworth.