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Elena

@czarelena.bsky.social

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Russian in the UK. Pro-🇺🇦, pro-🇪🇺, pro-🏳️‍🌈. Bang into wine, cats and holidays.

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Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 7h

Did something bad happen to you? You may be entitled to commiseration.

Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 21h

Do you have a cut that won’t stop bleeding? You may be entitled to cauterisation.

Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 1d

Can we just admit that Prosecco is shit

Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 2d

Are you unwell? You may be entitled to recuperation.

Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 2d

Are you annoyed with someone? You may be entitled to confrontation.

Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 2d

lol my gyno consultant is a Freemason

Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 8d

Tbh I’m starting to prefer ChatGPT even for basic searches because Google gives me a page of sponsored links, and the first actually relevant website wants me to either install tracking cookies or pay for access and I just want to know a basic answer to my simple fucking question.

Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 9d

I mostly just nuke everything for 3 minutes and hope for the best

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Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 9d

Do you have single glazing in your home? You may be entitled to condensation.

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Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 9d

They should all be the same

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Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 9d

Why do soup manufacturers tell you to heat it to thermonuclear temperature? 3 minutes would’ve been enough. I’m scared to open the lid.

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Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 10d

I didn’t want to like it as much as I do 😭

Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 11d

Highlight of today

Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 11d

Ordered some Tallow + Ash detergent and annoyingly it smells incredible

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14d

Drake sitting there reading about how good the judge thought the song was and how everyone really enjoyed it

The song contains lyrics explicitly accusing Drake of being a pedophile, set to a catchy beat and propulsive
bassline. "Not Like Us" went on to become a cultural sensation.

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Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 14d

Me before having a baby: I don’t get why everyone is so precious about not waking their baby

Me after having a baby: It should be legal to shoot motorcyclists on sight

Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 15d

When I first moved to the UK, I thought Stonehenge was actually ‘Stonehedge’, because it kind of looked like someone made hedges out of stone (in the same loose way that constellations ‘look’ like what they’re named after)

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Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 16d

Bedtimes in our household go like this:

Cat: I’m gonna sleep on the baby

Me: No

Cat: I’m gonna sleep on the baby

Me: No

Cat: I’m gonna sleep on the baby

Me: No

Cat: I’m gonna sleep on the baby

Me: No

Cat: I’m gonna sleep on the baby

Me: No

Cat: I’m-

Me: [weeping into my pillow]

Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · 28d

Honestly find the opposition to mandatory ID bizarre. How do people get through life without any ID anyway?

Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · Sep 23

Thought this was a Sephora at first

Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · Sep 23

You should be allowed to vape in hospitals

Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · Sep 21

Netanyahu and his cronies should be in jail ok bye

Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · Sep 21

Was gonna post a cute selfie for attention but literally all my photos are of the baby

Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · Sep 19

Also worked out that if I have a glass of wine, my brain wants all of the wine BUT if I have a glass of wine and then a shot of tequila then my brain is like “uh oh she’s on the shots TIME OUT TIME OUT” so that’s how to curb my drinking I guess

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Elena @czarelena.bsky.social · Sep 19

For someone who eats with the dexterity of a toddler and pays very little attention to muddy paths, I sure like white clothing and footwear