FPL Dabby
@dabbyp.bsky.social
FPL Enthusiast, Man Utd Enthusiast, Pokemon Enthusiast, Enthusiast Enthusiast.
"Bit of a dick for such a 'man of the people'"
"Bit of a dick for such a 'man of the people'"
WE MOVE!
Suck it you 4874 people I moved above!
Suck it you 4874 people I moved above!
February 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
WE MOVE!
Suck it you 4874 people I moved above!
Suck it you 4874 people I moved above!
My dad brought this back from his trip to Naples for the little man
He understood the assignment
He understood the assignment
February 18, 2026 at 8:47 PM
My dad brought this back from his trip to Naples for the little man
He understood the assignment
He understood the assignment
My brother flew back from Portugal this afternoon...You'll never believe who he was sat next too...
🤣 Next to him again! Still didnt mention his nephew being a United fan! & Apprently its a very nice looking house he's looking at buying out there...Read into that what you will!
🤣 Next to him again! Still didnt mention his nephew being a United fan! & Apprently its a very nice looking house he's looking at buying out there...Read into that what you will!
My brother on his Ryanair flight to Porto was sat next to strange man that apparently everyone wanted pictures with and he kept saying "6 years and still no one can say my name right"
(Think my brother's a bit cautious with his online privacy so I've very subtly obscured his Identity)
(Think my brother's a bit cautious with his online privacy so I've very subtly obscured his Identity)
February 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
My brother flew back from Portugal this afternoon...You'll never believe who he was sat next too...
🤣 Next to him again! Still didnt mention his nephew being a United fan! & Apprently its a very nice looking house he's looking at buying out there...Read into that what you will!
🤣 Next to him again! Still didnt mention his nephew being a United fan! & Apprently its a very nice looking house he's looking at buying out there...Read into that what you will!
My brother on his Ryanair flight to Porto was sat next to strange man that apparently everyone wanted pictures with and he kept saying "6 years and still no one can say my name right"
(Think my brother's a bit cautious with his online privacy so I've very subtly obscured his Identity)
(Think my brother's a bit cautious with his online privacy so I've very subtly obscured his Identity)
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
My brother on his Ryanair flight to Porto was sat next to strange man that apparently everyone wanted pictures with and he kept saying "6 years and still no one can say my name right"
(Think my brother's a bit cautious with his online privacy so I've very subtly obscured his Identity)
(Think my brother's a bit cautious with his online privacy so I've very subtly obscured his Identity)
I was bored so I decided to do a mock British citizenship test
What happens now? Do I get deported to France? Please don't make me move to France
What happens now? Do I get deported to France? Please don't make me move to France
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I was bored so I decided to do a mock British citizenship test
What happens now? Do I get deported to France? Please don't make me move to France
What happens now? Do I get deported to France? Please don't make me move to France
This is the bit I dont get from the goal we conceded yesterday
Martinez checks his shoulder four times. And each time he sees every attacker has a man on him. But at no point when he sees this, go to close down Bowen?
Why are you looking if you do nothing with the info?
Martinez checks his shoulder four times. And each time he sees every attacker has a man on him. But at no point when he sees this, go to close down Bowen?
Why are you looking if you do nothing with the info?
February 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
This is the bit I dont get from the goal we conceded yesterday
Martinez checks his shoulder four times. And each time he sees every attacker has a man on him. But at no point when he sees this, go to close down Bowen?
Why are you looking if you do nothing with the info?
Martinez checks his shoulder four times. And each time he sees every attacker has a man on him. But at no point when he sees this, go to close down Bowen?
Why are you looking if you do nothing with the info?
Using a auto-catcher on Pokemon go when I'm out and about has its ups and its downs 😔
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Using a auto-catcher on Pokemon go when I'm out and about has its ups and its downs 😔
And it felt like one of those games, where just nothing went our way
Every blocked cross, ricocheted back to go out for a goalkick. Every throw in the same. Every 50/50 went the other way
It happens. We struggled to break them down and West Ham were worth the point. It happens
Every blocked cross, ricocheted back to go out for a goalkick. Every throw in the same. Every 50/50 went the other way
It happens. We struggled to break them down and West Ham were worth the point. It happens
February 10, 2026 at 10:27 PM
And it felt like one of those games, where just nothing went our way
Every blocked cross, ricocheted back to go out for a goalkick. Every throw in the same. Every 50/50 went the other way
It happens. We struggled to break them down and West Ham were worth the point. It happens
Every blocked cross, ricocheted back to go out for a goalkick. Every throw in the same. Every 50/50 went the other way
It happens. We struggled to break them down and West Ham were worth the point. It happens
It's a disappointing result. But at the end of the day you look at the last 5 games
-Beat City
-Beat Arsenal
-Beat Fulham
-Beat Spurs
13 points from last 5 games. No one has more points in that time
Basically, 2 weeks till our next game. No excuses next game
-Beat City
-Beat Arsenal
-Beat Fulham
-Beat Spurs
13 points from last 5 games. No one has more points in that time
Basically, 2 weeks till our next game. No excuses next game
February 10, 2026 at 10:22 PM
It's a disappointing result. But at the end of the day you look at the last 5 games
-Beat City
-Beat Arsenal
-Beat Fulham
-Beat Spurs
13 points from last 5 games. No one has more points in that time
Basically, 2 weeks till our next game. No excuses next game
-Beat City
-Beat Arsenal
-Beat Fulham
-Beat Spurs
13 points from last 5 games. No one has more points in that time
Basically, 2 weeks till our next game. No excuses next game
BENJIIIIIII MY MAGIC FUCKING DRAGON COMEEEEE ONNNNNNN
February 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
BENJIIIIIII MY MAGIC FUCKING DRAGON COMEEEEE ONNNNNNN
It was a shit goal to concede at the back. Totally at 6&7s
Think it's time for Sesko. Think we need to get someone to be the spearhead and just spam crosses
Think it's time for Sesko. Think we need to get someone to be the spearhead and just spam crosses
February 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
It was a shit goal to concede at the back. Totally at 6&7s
Think it's time for Sesko. Think we need to get someone to be the spearhead and just spam crosses
Think it's time for Sesko. Think we need to get someone to be the spearhead and just spam crosses
Cagey first half. Really not much in it
Some of our 1-touch, give-and-go play has been absolutely sumptuous. But not done much with it in the final 3rd
Always forget how narrow West Ham's pitch is. Technically we're going to have to be on it, there ain't much space out there!
Some of our 1-touch, give-and-go play has been absolutely sumptuous. But not done much with it in the final 3rd
Always forget how narrow West Ham's pitch is. Technically we're going to have to be on it, there ain't much space out there!
February 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Cagey first half. Really not much in it
Some of our 1-touch, give-and-go play has been absolutely sumptuous. But not done much with it in the final 3rd
Always forget how narrow West Ham's pitch is. Technically we're going to have to be on it, there ain't much space out there!
Some of our 1-touch, give-and-go play has been absolutely sumptuous. But not done much with it in the final 3rd
Always forget how narrow West Ham's pitch is. Technically we're going to have to be on it, there ain't much space out there!
Spurs fans will be hoping Ubnited can beat West Ham so they don't get pulled into a relegation battle 🤣
February 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Spurs fans will be hoping Ubnited can beat West Ham so they don't get pulled into a relegation battle 🤣
Here's the boys. I've done:
Guehi ➡️ Saliba
&
Kourpi ➡️ Mane
Pretty happy with it. Really trying to attack the doubles...Not enough to triple captain though, I think there will be better oppertunities down the line
Guehi ➡️ Saliba
&
Kourpi ➡️ Mane
Pretty happy with it. Really trying to attack the doubles...Not enough to triple captain though, I think there will be better oppertunities down the line
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Here's the boys. I've done:
Guehi ➡️ Saliba
&
Kourpi ➡️ Mane
Pretty happy with it. Really trying to attack the doubles...Not enough to triple captain though, I think there will be better oppertunities down the line
Guehi ➡️ Saliba
&
Kourpi ➡️ Mane
Pretty happy with it. Really trying to attack the doubles...Not enough to triple captain though, I think there will be better oppertunities down the line
Oh thank god for that. Finally Jude Bellingham has his own official app
I don't think I could have lasted much longer without one
I don't think I could have lasted much longer without one
February 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Oh thank god for that. Finally Jude Bellingham has his own official app
I don't think I could have lasted much longer without one
I don't think I could have lasted much longer without one
he weird thing is.
I want every Chelsea manager to fail and be an embarrassment
But everything I've read or heard from Liam Rosenior...I actually quite like him. I can't even properly hate watch Chelsea anymore
I want every Chelsea manager to fail and be an embarrassment
But everything I've read or heard from Liam Rosenior...I actually quite like him. I can't even properly hate watch Chelsea anymore
February 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
he weird thing is.
I want every Chelsea manager to fail and be an embarrassment
But everything I've read or heard from Liam Rosenior...I actually quite like him. I can't even properly hate watch Chelsea anymore
I want every Chelsea manager to fail and be an embarrassment
But everything I've read or heard from Liam Rosenior...I actually quite like him. I can't even properly hate watch Chelsea anymore
This game is actually so shit and so boring that I died and have come back to life just to tell you how fucking bored I am
February 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
This game is actually so shit and so boring that I died and have come back to life just to tell you how fucking bored I am
The Glazers are in the Epstein files
February 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
The Glazers are in the Epstein files
Just realised that this means that Pokemon is literally in the Epstein files 😔
February 3, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Just realised that this means that Pokemon is literally in the Epstein files 😔
Truely everyone was playing Pokemon Go in July 2016
February 3, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Truely everyone was playing Pokemon Go in July 2016
Just been looking at my OR graph and I've really flat-lined this season
Between GW18 & GW24, I went from 545k to 584k. Basically the last 6 GWs I've been bouncing from 750k to 550k and back again
Making meaningful gains is getting tough
Between GW18 & GW24, I went from 545k to 584k. Basically the last 6 GWs I've been bouncing from 750k to 550k and back again
Making meaningful gains is getting tough
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Just been looking at my OR graph and I've really flat-lined this season
Between GW18 & GW24, I went from 545k to 584k. Basically the last 6 GWs I've been bouncing from 750k to 550k and back again
Making meaningful gains is getting tough
Between GW18 & GW24, I went from 545k to 584k. Basically the last 6 GWs I've been bouncing from 750k to 550k and back again
Making meaningful gains is getting tough
I went for a pee with Newcastle 1-0 up and came back to them 2-1 down
The fuck?
The fuck?
January 31, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I went for a pee with Newcastle 1-0 up and came back to them 2-1 down
The fuck?
The fuck?
