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Dacey 🐋 Fisher @daceofbase.bsky.social · May 28

By the time you’re 35 you should have at least 3 daily recurring reminders on your phone, a gym nemesis, and a favorite coffee shop to cry in.

Dacey 🐋 Fisher @daceofbase.bsky.social · Feb 26

I made it 5 years before she finally got my ass.

Dacey 🐋 Fisher @daceofbase.bsky.social · Feb 19

I love how Trump thinks DEI hires are highly unqualified candidates handed positions. Just because that’s how he got his job doesn’t mean that’s how anyone else gets theirs.

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Dacey 🐋 Fisher @daceofbase.bsky.social · Jan 29

“Christ is coming soon!” Ok, cool. Trump will immediately deport him.

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Dacey 🐋 Fisher @daceofbase.bsky.social · Jan 26

If I could reach the stars, I would give most of them to you. But I would also probably keep a few for myself.

Dacey 🐋 Fisher @daceofbase.bsky.social · Jan 2

Obsessed with the patient who just said “You can’t always be the microwave. Sometimes you’re the potato.”

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Dacey 🐋 Fisher @daceofbase.bsky.social · Dec 30

Absolutely jazzed, poised, and ready to tell everyone “see you next year”.

Dacey 🐋 Fisher @daceofbase.bsky.social · Dec 26

Hairy Fishmas!

Dacey 🐋 Fisher @daceofbase.bsky.social · Dec 18

Male character runs into room, quickly puts on a feminine appearing disguise. Another character bursts in, sees first character in disguise and says “Looks like you’re CHICKening out.”

Someone hire me to write on a sitcom.

Dacey 🐋 Fisher @daceofbase.bsky.social · Dec 8

Only one more day until I have officially outlived Jesus.

Dacey 🐋 Fisher @daceofbase.bsky.social · Dec 5

My favorite thing is when someone else scoops you ice cream and they give you way too much but you don’t want to be rude so you get to eat it all

Dacey 🐋 Fisher @daceofbase.bsky.social · Dec 4

Screaming. Crying. Throwing up. So happy for you @hormona-lisa.bsky.social

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Dacey 🐋 Fisher @daceofbase.bsky.social · Dec 2

If I was a vet, I would make everyone refer to me as “dogtor”, mostly because I’m hilarious.

Dacey 🐋 Fisher @daceofbase.bsky.social · Nov 29

Wishing @nicklutsko.bsky.social a very delicious free Provino’s dinner (with purchase of second entree of equal or greater price) on this, the day of your birth.

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