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Colin the Dachshund
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In their secret lair at Barnard Castle.
The chance would be a fine thing.
Greenland: the polar bears speak out.
"We've crawled into Musk's sphincter by mistake"
A splendid idea. I hadn't thought of anything as I was too busy laughing.
Elon Musk popping over to Reform HQ
Musk thinks Tommy Robinson is a hero, and Farage is having a stopped clock being right moment.
If you're not on the other place you'll be amused to hear that something has just blown up faster than a cybertruck battery.
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This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media
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Great choice, he has friends in common with Trump
"What do you mean, a sandwich? Give me a steak now or I'll smack you in the face."
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Have been laughing at this - originally posted by someone on Twitter - whenever I think of it for a day now. I mean, where do you start?
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"People keep getting ill from the milk the government don't want you to drink. Are they poisoning it? Makes you think."
Next week, Kemi answers the question: Is a burger classed as a sandwich or meat?
Left: Kemi Badenoch, "I grew up in a middle class family but I became working class when I was 16 working at McDonalds"

Right: Kemi Badenoch, "I was born into a relatively wealthy family.. My dad was a doctor who had lots of oil company patients.. He got paid very well"
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He stees you when you're stleeping.
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Waking up with a hangover in your 20s
vs
Waking up with a hangover in your 40s
"I didn't get where I am today by eating sandwiches. Only a rare steak for lunch will do for me."
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Alexa define far right hypocrisy
Where's the obligatory seasonal disappointing winter wonderland story?