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I donate to WXPN and buy the good apple cider by the gallon so you know I’m a big deal.
Ranch is gross but creamy Italian is the nectar of the gods.
Coffee is life.
Ranch is gross but creamy Italian is the nectar of the gods.
Coffee is life.
Nothing says it’s Dry January like finding out I’m officially “needs bifocals” old.
January 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Nothing says it’s Dry January like finding out I’m officially “needs bifocals” old.
I lost my favorite coffee mug in a breakup this year, lost my second favorite in a tragic accident.
Just increased my sustaining donation to @wxpnfm.bsky.social because I love public radio and to replace my favorite mugs!
Just increased my sustaining donation to @wxpnfm.bsky.social because I love public radio and to replace my favorite mugs!
December 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I lost my favorite coffee mug in a breakup this year, lost my second favorite in a tragic accident.
Just increased my sustaining donation to @wxpnfm.bsky.social because I love public radio and to replace my favorite mugs!
Just increased my sustaining donation to @wxpnfm.bsky.social because I love public radio and to replace my favorite mugs!
Ok, so what’s all this noise about this new show Stranger Things I’ve been hearing about?
December 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ok, so what’s all this noise about this new show Stranger Things I’ve been hearing about?
It’s been an hour and I’m still shaking. I don’t know how Browns fans can watch that team and hope for wins on a weekly basis?!?!?!? #BaltimoreRavens
December 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It’s been an hour and I’m still shaking. I don’t know how Browns fans can watch that team and hope for wins on a weekly basis?!?!?!? #BaltimoreRavens
It’s A Wonderful Life being on tv at the same time as Santa Claus Conquers The Martian is my Sophie’s Choice.
December 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It’s A Wonderful Life being on tv at the same time as Santa Claus Conquers The Martian is my Sophie’s Choice.
Fuck you 2025, I’ve had enough. I didn’t have “emotional breakdown out of the blue on the steps of my favorite bar” on my bingo card but it makes sense.
I need 2026 to be better and I need to make some changes.
I need 2026 to be better and I need to make some changes.
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Fuck you 2025, I’ve had enough. I didn’t have “emotional breakdown out of the blue on the steps of my favorite bar” on my bingo card but it makes sense.
I need 2026 to be better and I need to make some changes.
I need 2026 to be better and I need to make some changes.
I beg of you, stop making Lana Del Rey a thing….please, I’ll do anything and I mean ANYTHING.
(gives sultry look, bites lip and grabs a Red Hot Chili Peppers album while nodding towards the record player.) #xpncountdown
(gives sultry look, bites lip and grabs a Red Hot Chili Peppers album while nodding towards the record player.) #xpncountdown
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I beg of you, stop making Lana Del Rey a thing….please, I’ll do anything and I mean ANYTHING.
(gives sultry look, bites lip and grabs a Red Hot Chili Peppers album while nodding towards the record player.) #xpncountdown
(gives sultry look, bites lip and grabs a Red Hot Chili Peppers album while nodding towards the record player.) #xpncountdown
Looking at the last few entries on the #xpncountdown and it occurred to me that there won’t be any new Live at the Kennedy Center Honors entries coming anytime soon to XPN and now I’m sad and angry.
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Looking at the last few entries on the #xpncountdown and it occurred to me that there won’t be any new Live at the Kennedy Center Honors entries coming anytime soon to XPN and now I’m sad and angry.
December 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Interrupting my #xpncountdown scrolling because (waves arms up, down and all around)
Sources: O's, Alonso finalizing 5-year, $155M deal
First baseman Pete Alonso and the Baltimore Orioles are finalizing a five-year, $155 million contract, sources told ESPN's Jeff Passan.
www.espn.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Interrupting my #xpncountdown scrolling because (waves arms up, down and all around)
I honestly thought we would have more John Prine covers by now #xpncountdown
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I honestly thought we would have more John Prine covers by now #xpncountdown
Scissor Sister!!! I’m kicking myself for overlooking this one, there have been so many apartment dance parties to this! #xpncountdown
December 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Scissor Sister!!! I’m kicking myself for overlooking this one, there have been so many apartment dance parties to this! #xpncountdown
Why does the War on Drugs cover of Touch of Grey sound like somebody doing a bad Dylan impression? #xpncountdown
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Why does the War on Drugs cover of Touch of Grey sound like somebody doing a bad Dylan impression? #xpncountdown
Fun fact, Wrecking Ball is my alarm to get up for the gym in the morning because I loathe Miley Cyrus. It would have been anything by Lana Del Ray but I don’t want to yeet my phone out the window. #xpncountdown
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Fun fact, Wrecking Ball is my alarm to get up for the gym in the morning because I loathe Miley Cyrus. It would have been anything by Lana Del Ray but I don’t want to yeet my phone out the window. #xpncountdown
Yeah, I think Phoebe Bridgers is more than just a fan of Bo Burnham😂…I do love this version but what CAN’T Phoebe do? #xpncountdown
December 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Yeah, I think Phoebe Bridgers is more than just a fan of Bo Burnham😂…I do love this version but what CAN’T Phoebe do? #xpncountdown
Well God Damn Dolly, this is a hootenanny!!!! #xpncountdown
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Well God Damn Dolly, this is a hootenanny!!!! #xpncountdown
Everytime I hear Limp Bizkit it takes me back to Hawaii and this one little shit who dressed just like Fred Durst and spent all of his time hitting on my ex wife…good times #xpncountdown
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Everytime I hear Limp Bizkit it takes me back to Hawaii and this one little shit who dressed just like Fred Durst and spent all of his time hitting on my ex wife…good times #xpncountdown
You know what, you weirdos are a alright with me!!!! This was my second choice from Jason Isbell #xpncountdown
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You know what, you weirdos are a alright with me!!!! This was my second choice from Jason Isbell #xpncountdown
I wonder where Lara Trump’s cover of I Won’t Back Down will place on the #xpncountdown 🤮
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I wonder where Lara Trump’s cover of I Won’t Back Down will place on the #xpncountdown 🤮
I know somebody who is gnashing her teeth at Dave Matthew’s providing vocals on a Ani DiFranco song and I can’t blame her #xpncountdown
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I know somebody who is gnashing her teeth at Dave Matthew’s providing vocals on a Ani DiFranco song and I can’t blame her #xpncountdown
Am I happy being single? Yes Do I wish that I had a partner who I could annoy by texting my every thought about the #xpncountdown to? Also yes. There is always next year.
(I’ll be doing this solo again next year)
(I’ll be doing this solo again next year)
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Am I happy being single? Yes Do I wish that I had a partner who I could annoy by texting my every thought about the #xpncountdown to? Also yes. There is always next year.
(I’ll be doing this solo again next year)
(I’ll be doing this solo again next year)
I’m sure we have all seen the clips on social media but I’ve never heard this version of Tom’s Diner the whole way through, loving it more than I expected. #xpncountdown
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I’m sure we have all seen the clips on social media but I’ve never heard this version of Tom’s Diner the whole way through, loving it more than I expected. #xpncountdown
I can’t believe I didn’t have ONE song from Weird Al on my #xpncountdown list. He was easily the best concert I saw in the past two years!
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I can’t believe I didn’t have ONE song from Weird Al on my #xpncountdown list. He was easily the best concert I saw in the past two years!
My favorite thing about this #xpncountdown being a covers list will be the wild swings between “Oh this is better than the original!” to “Oh what the hell were they thinking covering THIS?!?!?!?”
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My favorite thing about this #xpncountdown being a covers list will be the wild swings between “Oh this is better than the original!” to “Oh what the hell were they thinking covering THIS?!?!?!?”
Full transparency for the #xpncountdown No Beatles or versions of Wagon Wheel and if anybody accused me of it I’ve got hands for them.
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Full transparency for the #xpncountdown No Beatles or versions of Wagon Wheel and if anybody accused me of it I’ve got hands for them.