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Daddysahole
@daddysahole.bsky.social
Not a practicing homosexual. I already perfected it. NYC/NJ Shore/sometimes PS
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Asked my therapist if my hypersexuality could be a symptom of depression. He said shut up and keep sucking
Happy Thanksgiving to everybody hooking up in the Target parking lot near your parents’ place this week
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I’m especially thankful for my killer snatch and no gag reflex

Sir, please. This is the Butterball Turkey Hotline
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Ugh. Can’t stop thinking about this cutie from the local convenience store. Angelic face. Sweet smile. Blue eyes. Blonde cowlick. Thick, curved d***. Big, lusciously soft, pendulous b***s
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Convenience store cutie came over again this morning. He brought me a scone (?!!) and artisanal coffee, because he knows the hotel coffee is terrible 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Convenience store cutie hit me up again. He’s coming by my hotel tomorrow morning.
(And we’re in love)
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
As historical sites go, none are as ludicrously anticlimactic as Plymouth Rock. It’s so underwhelming you wonder if Massachusetts is punking you
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Stopped at the convenience store with family to pick up half-and-half. Guy working the counter is the cutie I bļeŵ this morning
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Driving around rural Mass and my cousin pointing out all the houses that recently took down their Maga signs 😊
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Did a long, slow, sensual bļòw-n-go for this cutie who works at the convenience store by my hotel. Now, off to spend a wholesome day with my family
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It’s been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh 💦
Kinda sad, really. It’s where I şųċked my first anon dıck
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Finding lots of DL married men out here in rural Massachusetts. But they keep flaking. Almost like they have commitment issues or something 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Kinda sad, really. It’s where I şųċked my first anon dıck
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Went hiking with family at local nature preserve. The town tore down the cruisey men’s room
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
As much as I loathe Massachusetts (my birthplace btw), some of these Masshole men are damn hot
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Presently locked out of my hotel room. So they’re sending up the maintenance guy 😏
Watch this space
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Just bļęw a gorgeous straight dude on his way home from work. Wife called to see what was taking him so long 🤪
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Was worried the apps in rural Mass would be a wasteland. But I’ve got more ďıck lined up than a truck stop urinal 🥁
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Happy Thanksgiving week. Looking forward to everybody’s thirst traps from your childhood bathrooms
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I saw Wicked with an elderly relative who spent the movie asking: Who’s that? Where are they? Where’s Dorothy? Is the goat the wizard? Who is she? Who is he? Who’s that? And (my favorite) Why is she green?

Same relative wants to see Wicked for Good this week.
I love her, so I said yes
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Going to Massachusetts for Thanksgiving. Pray for me
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Warning: for the next week, my posts will be almost exclusively about how much I LOATHE the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, the accursed place of my nativity
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Booked a hotel near my family for thanksgiving week so I can (ahem) better acquaint myself with the locals
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Drunk on c*m is a real thing. Ask me how I know
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
best day ever. Surpassed all expectations 😊
Will be spending the entire day on my knees worshipping my new beau the way he deserves. BEST DAY EVER
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Will be spending the entire day on my knees worshipping my new beau the way he deserves. BEST DAY EVER
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM