Daemon
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Daemon
@daemonik.bsky.social
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Almost definitely insane... in the most adorable sort of way. I do Lewd Reviews, stoke the fires of passion, and try my best to champion the Pornosphere... [(She/Her), Autistic+ADD, Likes - guys gals & so on] https://subscribestar.adult/daemonik
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Imma pin this.

Permanently, no doubt.

Best way for thou of poor social skills to signal their desire to be good and supportive friend.
If it starts talking; I recommend doing your hair up in an outrageous fashion, finding the flashes fit you can, digging up an appropriate Bakugan brawling team and resigning yourself to your fate as an anime protagonist.
As the review was the trick, now for the treat.

Treat for me, anways

Behold the doofey face of Seraph, whose spirit I have trapped inside a Jack-O-Lantern through the power of Halloween sorcery!

While he'll be out tomorrow, the amusement of this moment shall last forever

(Now to put him outside)
*under replies*

Really hoping I didn't do the thing where if you accidentally create a post while still on someone's page, it pings them.

Apologies if that was the case.
Lots'o paraphrasing below

*Causal conversation at Halloween Party*

Person who doesn't know I'm LGBT: "X Y Z this Queer thing"

Me: "I would XYZ queen thing right?"

Person: "Ya. You'd slay XYZ queer thing. No homo though!"

Me (internally): "Yes homo... mwhahahahaha.... all according to keikaku!"
Everyone needs to vent every now and then. That's not being weak - that's being human.

Stuff goes wrong, things slip away, the weather turns and mistakes are made. So long as you endeavor to be your best self, and meet the challenges life throws at you, nobody can judge you.

Thnx 4 being friend 🫶
Daemon's Delights: Fap Nights at Frenni's - Arcade Mode

[MEGA Link]

mega.nz/file/QncjDIr...
Figured out the Halloween 'Treat' I'll be sharing come the spookiest day of the year.

In more relevant chatter I'm gonna be locking in for the home-stretch of this review cycle.

Wish me luck!!!
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Saw a post by rizdraws that went something like this and wanted to try the format
Drawing a phone screen was a pain in the ass, I don't know how people do that
To be extra clear: A large part of this is due to me not wanting to retread old ground I covered with the 'story mode' review.

I'm sure I could make some sex position soliloquies here and spin a theory-brained yarn there but by and by the first review was broadly encompassing of this XXX FNAF.
At five pages, this is probably going to be my shortest review period.

As it should be; I would've cancelled it outright and come back to it if I had not promised to review it after I reviewed the Fap Nights at Frenni's story mode.

To offset this: next review is something I've much to say about.
At five pages, this is probably going to be my shortest review period.

As it should be; I would've cancelled it outright and come back to it if I had not promised to review it after I reviewed the Fap Nights at Frenni's story mode.

To offset this: next review is something I've much to say about.
Looking back on my Five Faps at Frenni's script, despite reviewing the arcade mode - wholly dedicated to the lewd gameplay loop - the Plot section still ended up being bigger than the Porn Section.

There's a great skeleton with that game that hasn't gotten its animatronic fursuit on yet.
Looks like we're really stress-testing the "Conservatives would root for the empire if it was real" bit.

The writing team for 'The Onion' are going to go on suicide watch by the end of the year if they aren't on it already.
Ah, the tangents you go on when procrastinating.
That and maybe fate itself would contrive a plucky duo of Homo Florensis to crash the tech-bubble-to-rule-them-all and cast Peter Thiel's stock prices into the fires of Mount-Doom.com
I know it's a pipe dream but if ever cloning and genetic tech gets to the point de-extinction becomes a thing, I feel like de-extincting other human species could solve so much inter-societal bullshit via the social equivalent of a sci-fi Outside-Context problem.
Ngl now I'm kinda jelly of the humans who hung out with Neanderthals.

Aside from the obvious caveman era issues, if you were on good terms with 'em then it must've been wild to chillax with a bunch of musclebound short kings and queens who could fistfight bears for you and eat like anime protags.
*In a better universe*

Chud Influencer: Biological realism means the weaker side of humanity should go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich!!!

Neanderthal lass: Agreed. Now go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Chud: NOOOOOO!!!!! ONLY 'WE' GET TO BE DICKS! YOU NEED TO RESPECT OUR HUMANITY!!!
Got the random mental image of humanity reviving Neanderthals and accidentally destroying 'gender norms' on account of all the natty women who can now casually fold the average gym-bro like a pretzel.

Science tells us that the average Neanderthal woman's strength matches above-average human men.
Wtf did autocorrect human to inhuman ffs?

This shit is why I disabled it for a good year.
Case in point: If YOU could get it on with one of the now-extinct species of humanity, wouldn't you?

(Assuming it was all consensual and everyone was able to consent and of proper breeding age for their flavor of human)
Considering a bunch of ancient Roman's who stumbled into gorillas planned to ALSO do things with them till that ended how you'd think...

I propose humanity are monster fuckers thanks to this genetic legacy of deviance between thy evolutionary cousins.
I meme-suggest a similar situation for shortstack homo-florensis.
I also propose the reason they went extinct is cause all their girls realized they could reverse-uno homo-sapien boys.

Cue a glorious era of pre-history where muscle mommies were down bad for submissive yet breedable inhuman twinks (by their standards) till there were no more Neanderthals.
Got the random mental image of humanity reviving Neanderthals and accidentally destroying 'gender norms' on account of all the natty women who can now casually fold the average gym-bro like a pretzel.

Science tells us that the average Neanderthal woman's strength matches above-average human men.
Got the random mental image of humanity reviving Neanderthals and accidentally destroying 'gender norms' on account of all the natty women who can now casually fold the average gym-bro like a pretzel.

Science tells us that the average Neanderthal woman's strength matches above-average human men.