Daft Fish
@daft.fish
Here to talk smack and occasionally choke on plastic waste
Enter daft.fish for the full spiel
Enter daft.fish for the full spiel
God dammit. I was this close to believing that copping a burner phone would fix me 🤣
October 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
God dammit. I was this close to believing that copping a burner phone would fix me 🤣
There was a time when people took pride in mastering crafts; now it’s just fools and LLMs.
October 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
There was a time when people took pride in mastering crafts; now it’s just fools and LLMs.
Must’ve been nice resetting your brain and breaking free from the deadly shackles of the rectangular slab.
October 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Must’ve been nice resetting your brain and breaking free from the deadly shackles of the rectangular slab.
Bring back the prozacs cause beer ain’t got shit on this fucked headspace
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Bring back the prozacs cause beer ain’t got shit on this fucked headspace
Were you on a skeet hiatus?
October 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Were you on a skeet hiatus?
Do weird people think they are normal?
October 5, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Do weird people think they are normal?
Her LinkedIn profile picture is a professional headshot—except she’s holding her laptop open.
Too busy to put it down for two minutes. If that doesn’t scream work ethic and employability, I don’t know what does.
Too busy to put it down for two minutes. If that doesn’t scream work ethic and employability, I don’t know what does.
October 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Her LinkedIn profile picture is a professional headshot—except she’s holding her laptop open.
Too busy to put it down for two minutes. If that doesn’t scream work ethic and employability, I don’t know what does.
Too busy to put it down for two minutes. If that doesn’t scream work ethic and employability, I don’t know what does.
I was breaking in this new pair of shoes, but by the time the day was over, the only thing that was broken was my poor soul.
September 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I was breaking in this new pair of shoes, but by the time the day was over, the only thing that was broken was my poor soul.
It's hard to find your sense of purpose when even talking smack can be AI-generated
September 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It's hard to find your sense of purpose when even talking smack can be AI-generated
The blue ticks are cool and all, but how about green for a change?
September 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The blue ticks are cool and all, but how about green for a change?
We need more celebrities on Bluesky. Otherwise, it's just weird people skeeting like it matters.
September 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
We need more celebrities on Bluesky. Otherwise, it's just weird people skeeting like it matters.
It could be worse, but, well, what does a daft fish know?
September 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It could be worse, but, well, what does a daft fish know?
They want you to pick a side to give you shit for it.
Neutral is bad news for someone who has a lot to say about something that you don't give two shits about.
Neutral is bad news for someone who has a lot to say about something that you don't give two shits about.
September 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
They want you to pick a side to give you shit for it.
Neutral is bad news for someone who has a lot to say about something that you don't give two shits about.
Neutral is bad news for someone who has a lot to say about something that you don't give two shits about.
Drunken skeeeets > sober ones.
September 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Drunken skeeeets > sober ones.
She said I was a little too much, but the crux of the matter was that she is just fucking lame.
September 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
She said I was a little too much, but the crux of the matter was that she is just fucking lame.
Steer clear of corporate relationships if you want to keep your job.
There are exceptions, of course. Like your manager, or your manager's manager.
You know what they say: "It's not who you know. It's who you blow."
There are exceptions, of course. Like your manager, or your manager's manager.
You know what they say: "It's not who you know. It's who you blow."
September 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Steer clear of corporate relationships if you want to keep your job.
There are exceptions, of course. Like your manager, or your manager's manager.
You know what they say: "It's not who you know. It's who you blow."
There are exceptions, of course. Like your manager, or your manager's manager.
You know what they say: "It's not who you know. It's who you blow."
I see you sinning, and it is okay
September 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I see you sinning, and it is okay
@chaos0s.bsky.social been a minute satan
September 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
@chaos0s.bsky.social been a minute satan
Sometimes I wonder what the meaning of all of this crap is
September 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Sometimes I wonder what the meaning of all of this crap is
What's the point of having socials when all you see is what your best friend had for breakfast?
September 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
What's the point of having socials when all you see is what your best friend had for breakfast?
I love me a good friend who says "it's gonna be fine," when it sure as hell isn't.
September 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I love me a good friend who says "it's gonna be fine," when it sure as hell isn't.
Sometimes it’s easier to keep toxic fuckers at a distance than risk taking the brunt when their bad day hits.
September 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Sometimes it’s easier to keep toxic fuckers at a distance than risk taking the brunt when their bad day hits.