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The Louvre: One Ladder, One Hammer, One Yellow Jacket, Broad Daylight

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The Louvre: One Ladder, One Hammer, One Yellow Jacket, Broad Daylight

PARIS - France - It does not take much to carry out a major heist on the Louvre or any Parisian museum these days.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 11h

The Last Normal Kid in Hollywood

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The Last Normal Kid in Hollywood

BEVERLY HILLS - USA - Shed a tear for the last normal kid in Hollywood.

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Only British People Exposed and Punished by Epstein Files

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Only British People Exposed and Punished by Epstein Files

LONDON - England - The only people who have been exposed and punished by the Epstein Files are British. Americans seem to be immune.

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Sentient Coffee Machines Stage Global Strike, Demand Decaf Recognition as ‘Real Coffee’ - Daily Squib

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Sentient Coffee Machines Stage Global Strike, Demand Decaf Recognition as ‘Real Coffee’

LONDON - England - Sentient coffee machines have caused global bean chaos as they all go on strike at the same time.

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CHINA: "U.S. has no qualification to speak to China from a position of strength.” - Daily Squib

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CHINA: "U.S. has no qualification to speak to China from a position of strength.”

BEIJING - China - The communist country is now dictating what America can do after years of plundering and exploiting the United States.

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Spectacular Explosions Appear Over Lebanon Again - Daily Squib

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Spectacular Explosions Appear Over Lebanon Again

LEBANON - The night skies are lighting up over the country with another barrage of spectacular explosions.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 6d

"Comrades, great news, Britain's quality of life now lower than Gaza"

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"Comrades, great news, Britain's quality of life now lower than Gaza"

GRIMSBY - England - Rachel Reeves has praised the news from the OBR that the quality of life in Soviet Britain is now lower than that of Gaza.

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Maggie Thatcher Was Bit of a Minx, Allegedly

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Maggie Thatcher Was Bit of a Minx, Allegedly

LONDON - England - Apparently Maggie Thatcher was a bit of a minx during her career as a politician and Prime Minister.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 7d

Fully Armed Hamas Celebrate "Peace Deal"

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Fully Armed Hamas Celebrate "Peace Deal"

GAZA - The Hamas terrorist group have been celebrating the "peace deal" with many revenge killings and full-on skirmishes with rival clans roaming the ruined city.

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Britain Under Labour Would Immediately Surrender to China Invasion

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Britain Under Labour Would Immediately Surrender to China Invasion

BEIJING - China - The Labour government under Keir Starmer is totally under the wing of the CCP and global Chinese communism.

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That Was the Trump Swing

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That Was the Trump Swing

CHICAGO - USA - Want to get ahead in the markets? Then you have to watch out for that Trump swing.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 7d

The Cost of Gaza - Another Thousand Years of Hate

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The Cost of Gaza - Another Thousand Years of Hate

GAZA - Israel - Will there be everlasting peace in the region after a peace deal brokered by Donald Trump?

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 11d

Lenny Henry Wants the Chinese to Pay Black Reparations Charge

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Lenny Henry Wants the Chinese to Pay Black Reparations Charge

LONDON - England - Former comedian Lenny Henry wants China and the CCP to pay for black reparations amounting to £18 trillion.

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Maybe It's Time to Invade Venezuela

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Maybe It's Time to Invade Venezuela

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Trump just lost the Nobel Peace Prize. Maybe it's time to invade Venezuela.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 12d

Trump Already Installed a Cabinet in the White House For Nobel Peace Prize

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Trump Already Installed a Cabinet in the White House For Nobel Peace Prize

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Donald Trump has already bought and installed the cabinet for his owed Nobel Peace Prize in the White House, Oval Office.

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Experts: Trump Needs to Destroy China Economically

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Experts: Trump Needs to Destroy China Economically

BEIJING - China - Victor Gao, Vice President of the Centre for China and Globalisation, has made nuclear threats to the USA.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 13d

Militant African Americans Want to Bring Back Segregation

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Militant African Americans Want to Bring Back Segregation

DETROIT - USA - Some sections of the African American population want to bring back segregation.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 13d

Labour Will Introduce Social Credit Scores With Digital ID

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Labour Will Introduce Social Credit Scores With Digital ID

LONDON - England - With the Digital ID scheme, Labour is also planning on introducing Chinese style Social Credit Scores.

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Tories and Labour: We Promise This We Promise That

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Tories and Labour: We Promise This We Promise That

MANCHESTER - England - As the Conservative Party's conference winds down, it's more of the same - hope, and false promise.

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Great News! Comrade Starmer Approval Rating Now -56%

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Great News! Comrade Starmer Approval Rating Now -56%

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer has hailed his catastrophic poll disapproval rating of -55% as a victory in Labour's policies ruining the PRSB.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 15d

Putin Loves the Slow, Slow West

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Putin Loves the Slow, Slow West

MOSCOW - Russia - Britain's enemies are thanking the slow West for its inefficiency and inadequate weak plodding ineffectual lack of action even in crisis.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 15d

Soviet Tory Party is Same as Soviet Labour Party Says Badenoch

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Soviet Tory Party is Same as Soviet Labour Party Says Badenoch

MANCHESTER - England - Comrade Kemi Badenoch reveals what everyone knew anyway. The Tory Party is the same as the Labour Party.

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Daily Squib @dailysquib.bsky.social · 16d

Woke Amazon Destroys James Bond

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Woke Amazon Destroys James Bond

HOLLYWOOD - USA - Woke Amazon has already started to destroy the cult image of James Bond by airbrushing his gun out of posters.

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Wokerati Panic As Netflix Loses $25 Billion After Musk Call

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Wokerati Panic As Netflix Loses $25 Billion After Musk Call

LOS ANGELES - USA - The woke programmers and engineers of Netflix are in panic mode as Elon Musk calls for people to dump subscriptions.

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