Daisy Maelstrom
@daisymaelstrom.bsky.social
Dr. Phil called me psychopath. Performer and activist. They/It.
Pinned
Indiana Jones was the best action hero of the 80's because he killed the most nazis
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Indiana Jones was the best action hero of the 80's because he killed the most nazis
When you're mad at me, just remember that this is who you're mad at. I'm full of whimsy AND I will bite your entire face off, so be nice to me.
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When you're mad at me, just remember that this is who you're mad at. I'm full of whimsy AND I will bite your entire face off, so be nice to me.
I was just on a lunch date at a Mexican restaurant with this beautiful Mexican woman, and the way the waiter bounced back and forth between English and Spanish depending on who he was talking to at the time was really sending me. 💀💀
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I was just on a lunch date at a Mexican restaurant with this beautiful Mexican woman, and the way the waiter bounced back and forth between English and Spanish depending on who he was talking to at the time was really sending me. 💀💀
Someone invite me to their Thanksgiving dinner so I can decline for virtue signaling reasons.
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Someone invite me to their Thanksgiving dinner so I can decline for virtue signaling reasons.
Maybe being loved the right way would fix me
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Maybe being loved the right way would fix me
I might have depression, but I also have ADHD, autism, and type three bipolar disorder.
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I might have depression, but I also have ADHD, autism, and type three bipolar disorder.
I bring library books to the gym so all the twinks and femboys know I can fuck.
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I bring library books to the gym so all the twinks and femboys know I can fuck.
I'm 87% sure everyone in this Home Depot can tell I'm gay.
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm 87% sure everyone in this Home Depot can tell I'm gay.
I'm sorry, I follow the old gods, and the Morrigan told me I have to collect your skull because you're a terrible person.
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm sorry, I follow the old gods, and the Morrigan told me I have to collect your skull because you're a terrible person.
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Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
I'm going to be so real with you right now - I thought Dick Cheney was already dead.
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm going to be so real with you right now - I thought Dick Cheney was already dead.
Everyone excited about SNAP benefits being taken away should be chained to a rock overnight during November in the Rockies. Try eating bark and moss to survive, you sadist.
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Everyone excited about SNAP benefits being taken away should be chained to a rock overnight during November in the Rockies. Try eating bark and moss to survive, you sadist.
Halloween is the only time of year things are decorated the way they should be.
November 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Halloween is the only time of year things are decorated the way they should be.
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Welcome to the intolerant left
January 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Welcome to the intolerant left
Sometimes you don't realize how poorly you were treated until someone gives you the bare minimum and it feels like the world.
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Sometimes you don't realize how poorly you were treated until someone gives you the bare minimum and it feels like the world.
Third base is making a playlist together
October 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Third base is making a playlist together
I just posted a TikTok video that is going to be used at my federal trial.
Y'all aren't angry enough
Y'all aren't angry enough
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I just posted a TikTok video that is going to be used at my federal trial.
Y'all aren't angry enough
Y'all aren't angry enough
John Brown would never tolerate some of you.
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
John Brown would never tolerate some of you.
I also work part-time as an airlock for AFAB folks working through their gender and autism diagnosis before they are released back into the wild.
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I also work part-time as an airlock for AFAB folks working through their gender and autism diagnosis before they are released back into the wild.
I know I'm fat because when my nearly naked body was on the movie screen at the film festival, the person next to me leaned over and told me I was brave.
October 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I know I'm fat because when my nearly naked body was on the movie screen at the film festival, the person next to me leaned over and told me I was brave.
My love language is being manipulated.
October 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My love language is being manipulated.
If they go low, kick them in the face.
October 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If they go low, kick them in the face.
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For the record, we are literally sending 40 thousand million dollars ($40,000,000,000) to Argentina while we take away food options for seniors and children. I just feel like most people don't know how big one billion is, never mind 40.
October 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
For the record, we are literally sending 40 thousand million dollars ($40,000,000,000) to Argentina while we take away food options for seniors and children. I just feel like most people don't know how big one billion is, never mind 40.