Jason Dake
@dakejason.bsky.social
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I’ve spent literally tens of thousands of dollars to keep myself alive for several decades and I gotta say:
This is not where I thought you’d take us.
This is not where I thought you’d take us.
stan marsh from south park is talking on a cell phone
ALT: stan marsh from south park is talking on a cell phone
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I’ve spent literally tens of thousands of dollars to keep myself alive for several decades and I gotta say:
This is not where I thought you’d take us.
This is not where I thought you’d take us.
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
January 19, 2026 at 4:11 PM
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
Reposted by Jason Dake
Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"
Forever confused by people who get upset when asked to do less work for the same pay.
a cartoon drawing of a man 's head with a loading bar in front of a green board with math equations
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media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Forever confused by people who get upset when asked to do less work for the same pay.
My Fear Factor Hall of Fame glass box would contain Joe Rogan with a microphone connected directly to my headphones.
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
My Fear Factor Hall of Fame glass box would contain Joe Rogan with a microphone connected directly to my headphones.
We spent the late 20th Century glamorizing the amazing technology that will solve world hunger and cure cancer.
2026 Google: Use AI to lie to your child about their lost stuffy.
2026 Google: Use AI to lie to your child about their lost stuffy.
a man in a white suit is flying through the air with smoke coming out of his mouth
ALT: a man in a white suit is flying through the air with smoke coming out of his mouth
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 10:40 PM
We spent the late 20th Century glamorizing the amazing technology that will solve world hunger and cure cancer.
2026 Google: Use AI to lie to your child about their lost stuffy.
2026 Google: Use AI to lie to your child about their lost stuffy.
I’m no fútbol/soccer fan, but I would love a made up story about the history of Impóster Madrid.
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I’m no fútbol/soccer fan, but I would love a made up story about the history of Impóster Madrid.
If I could have a spray-on flavor it would be ______.
Tajin.
Tajin.
January 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
If I could have a spray-on flavor it would be ______.
Tajin.
Tajin.
I read 39 pages of a novel today. That’s 39 pages more than any day since…2018? Maybe.
January 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I read 39 pages of a novel today. That’s 39 pages more than any day since…2018? Maybe.
Happy Langhorne-mas, everyone! Nothing like dropping a 10/10 with less than 48 hours left in the year.
langhorne-slim.bandcamp.com/album/the-dr...
langhorne-slim.bandcamp.com/album/the-dr...
The Dreamin' Kind, by Langhorne Slim
12 track album
langhorne-slim.bandcamp.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Happy Langhorne-mas, everyone! Nothing like dropping a 10/10 with less than 48 hours left in the year.
langhorne-slim.bandcamp.com/album/the-dr...
langhorne-slim.bandcamp.com/album/the-dr...
Closed Caption Band Name:
Soft Scoff.
Soft Scoff.
December 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Closed Caption Band Name:
Soft Scoff.
Soft Scoff.
Giving Tuesday: We did it guys! Way to fundraise!
Day After Christmas:
Day After Christmas:
a close up of a man 's face with red eyes and the words " more " below it
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media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Giving Tuesday: We did it guys! Way to fundraise!
Day After Christmas:
Day After Christmas:
I need this in my life on my wall.
Harold Sohlberg, "Winter Night in the Mountains," oil on canvas, 1914; Nasjonalmuseet. #winter #art #blueskyart #painting #artist #oilpainting #museum #artmuseum #modernart
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I need this in my life on my wall.
Snack ham is underrated.
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Snack ham is underrated.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
It’s me. I’m the Fox.
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It’s me. I’m the Fox.
I agree so hard with Jessica Winter, that it’s too bad she’s a woman and I’m supposed to ignore her brilliant takedown of a very troubling, mistaken group of men. Enjoy this essay or give up your Man Card. Up to you!
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
What Did Men Do to Deserve This?
Changes in the economy and in the culture seem to have hit them hard. Scott Galloway believes they need an “aspirational vision of masculinity.”
www.newyorker.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I agree so hard with Jessica Winter, that it’s too bad she’s a woman and I’m supposed to ignore her brilliant takedown of a very troubling, mistaken group of men. Enjoy this essay or give up your Man Card. Up to you!
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Dream on, son. I could take you down with an eyelash.” #SlowHorses #HappyHalloween
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“Dream on, son. I could take you down with an eyelash.” #SlowHorses #HappyHalloween
Somewhere, a guy named Phil A. Buster is very nervous about what his neighbors might do today.
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Somewhere, a guy named Phil A. Buster is very nervous about what his neighbors might do today.
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
October 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
October 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Showing my age here, but…
September 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Showing my age here, but…
Um…
UC Berkeley told 160 faculty, staff and students that their names were included in files shared with the federal government related to "alleged antisemitic incidents." We hear from one of them.
UC Berkeley professor warns of 'unprecedented crackdown' on academic freedom
UC Berkeley told 160 faculty, staff and students that their names were included in files shared with the federal government related to "alleged antisemitic incidents." We hear from one of them.
n.pr
September 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Um…