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The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · 9d

What he fails to comprehend is that any picture of him is ‘the worst of all time’. History will see to that.

The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · 17d

An English language bill could never work since the president and most of his minions only speak Gibberish anyway.

The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · 20d

It's not like they hire White House associates for their looks...

The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · 20d

The imbeciles don't fall far from the idiot tree.

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The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · 20d

Hmm. She's a lot more bowlegged than I thought. I wonder what you have to ride in DC to get THAT bad.

The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · 27d

This decision is NOT final. In the fullness of time, history will find Pete Hegseth to be irrelevant and the authority on nothing.

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The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Sep 2

My daughter passed away in 2017. This past month, she would've turned 40 had she lived. Her two brothers and I observed her birthday in our own ways. The deceased no longer have need of a "birth" day, but I'm sure that they still celebrate in Heaven. After all, they have a heckuva band up there.

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The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Aug 23

Of course, matte black high friction paint will be the perfect choice to prevent those pesky climbers with gloves from, well, escaping.

The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Aug 22

I saw something Trumpian and “authentic” just this morning.

And then I flushed.

The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Aug 15

Setting up a GoFundMe for Sean Dunn, the sandwich assailant. The goal is $5.

The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Aug 13

Trump can't read, so he probably hasn't seen the chapter of Project 2025 where they make him a martyr and blame it on the left.

The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Aug 13

It's Willy Wonka all over again.

McDonald's Japan's Pokemon card Happy Meals promotion comes to an unhappy end

Fast-food chain McDonald’s Japan has canceled a Happy Meal campaign that came with coveted Pokemon cards.

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The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Aug 13

Experience does not equal competence. And Florida is hardly an example of an actual state government. Yes, I live there.

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The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Aug 13

Another three years of this and we'll be a third world country. That's what happens when you put the clowns in charge of the circus.

The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Aug 12

Trump federalizing Washington D.C. is basically an old man standing on the front lawn of the White House waving his dick at the world.

The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Aug 12

It’s time to call it: The Republican Party is no more. It has been replaced by the Hypocritical Party. POD — Party of Deceit.

The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Aug 8

I lived in Kansas City in the late 80’s. Even back then, all the way out there, we knew he was a sleazeball.

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The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Jul 24

I wasn’t fully a Democrat back then but, in retrospect, Monica Lewinsky’s dress should’ve been withheld by the party because, apparently, that’s how the game is played.

The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Jul 23

Question: When Trump dies, will he take the MAGA (bowel) movement with him when he goes — like Hitler and the Nazis — or are we stuck with Make America Gullible Again for the foreseeable future?

The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Jul 23

This morning I got cut off by a Tesla driver when he was coming off the highway. I had to slam on my brakes because of the entitled prick. I let him have my horn for a whole thirty seconds. That’ll show him.

Getting my front loaded paintball gun installed next week.

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The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Jul 23

*gestapo

The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Jul 22

OU812?

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The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Jul 19

Homan talks like he has sand in his mouth.

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The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Jul 11

Homan is the Devil in disguise. He goes to church to spite the Lord.

The Michaelment @damdifino.bsky.social · Jul 1

Can't wait to see the upcoming SNL ad skit for the new Trump perfumes: "Corruption" and "Eau de Swampe".

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