Dan Rice
@damnhellasskings.bsky.social
Editor in Chief @TheHardTimes.net @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
hey sorry I haven’t been following football, are the Seahawks a religious cult?
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
hey sorry I haven’t been following football, are the Seahawks a religious cult?
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In Response to Trump’s Tasteless Meme, We Put His Face on the Body of a Known Rapist and Pedophile
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In Response to Trump’s Tasteless Meme, We Put His Face on the Body of a Known Rapist and Pedophile
It’s a sad state of affairs that we’ve all just gotten used to childish, wildly inappropriate behavior from our own president. He shares AI slop, calls reporters pigs, says a million things a day…
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February 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
In Response to Trump’s Tasteless Meme, We Put His Face on the Body of a Known Rapist and Pedophile
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Conservative Men Use Empty Melania Theaters for Grindr Hookups
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Conservative Men Use Empty Melania Theaters for Grindr Hookups
WASHINGTON — Multiple D.C. area movie theaters say Republican members of Congress and congressional staffers have begun using empty screenings of “Melania,” a documentary about first lady Melania…
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February 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Conservative Men Use Empty Melania Theaters for Grindr Hookups
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Watching citizens get gunned down in the streets by government sanctioned thugs and the president trying to hide his involvement in a sex trafficking ring and I’m just like “What is this country, some kind of BUSINESS?!”
January 26, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Watching citizens get gunned down in the streets by government sanctioned thugs and the president trying to hide his involvement in a sex trafficking ring and I’m just like “What is this country, some kind of BUSINESS?!”
Who feels safer today?
January 25, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Who feels safer today?
KILL them with nICEties, I always say
January 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
KILL them with nICEties, I always say
I live under a growing fascist dictatorship and all I can think about today is The Bone Temple, such a good movie!
January 17, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I live under a growing fascist dictatorship and all I can think about today is The Bone Temple, such a good movie!
I feel like Trump is starting to realize Hitler was a relatively young man
January 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I feel like Trump is starting to realize Hitler was a relatively young man
This is exactly like that George Orwell novel, “A Clergyman’s Daughter”
January 10, 2026 at 7:52 PM
This is exactly like that George Orwell novel, “A Clergyman’s Daughter”
Hey, quick poll:
You believe a car is about to strike you down (side note, they’re not), do you:
A. Easily jump out of the way and live
B. Fire your weapon at the driver, which of course will not stop the car in time but you’ll take them with you! Yeah!
You believe a car is about to strike you down (side note, they’re not), do you:
A. Easily jump out of the way and live
B. Fire your weapon at the driver, which of course will not stop the car in time but you’ll take them with you! Yeah!
January 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Hey, quick poll:
You believe a car is about to strike you down (side note, they’re not), do you:
A. Easily jump out of the way and live
B. Fire your weapon at the driver, which of course will not stop the car in time but you’ll take them with you! Yeah!
You believe a car is about to strike you down (side note, they’re not), do you:
A. Easily jump out of the way and live
B. Fire your weapon at the driver, which of course will not stop the car in time but you’ll take them with you! Yeah!
I’ll give em credit for one thing, I am completely distracted from the Epstein files. I’m loosing details of Ghislaine’s face as we speak
January 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I’ll give em credit for one thing, I am completely distracted from the Epstein files. I’m loosing details of Ghislaine’s face as we speak
Oh I see, he “followed procedure perfectly”but also he only opened fire because of PTSD from a previous ramming incident. Cool.
January 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Oh I see, he “followed procedure perfectly”but also he only opened fire because of PTSD from a previous ramming incident. Cool.
What is not deniable, what is truly important at the end of the day, is that most of us don’t want to live in a country where a person can be shot for doing what that woman did, and it’s our fucking country.
January 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
What is not deniable, what is truly important at the end of the day, is that most of us don’t want to live in a country where a person can be shot for doing what that woman did, and it’s our fucking country.
Feds are blocking Minnesota from investigating the ICE shooting. Are they afraid the investigation will include that video we all saw? The one with the murder? Cause yeah, that would be pretty damning
January 8, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Feds are blocking Minnesota from investigating the ICE shooting. Are they afraid the investigation will include that video we all saw? The one with the murder? Cause yeah, that would be pretty damning
When you google “Mark Zuckerberg net worth” it should just say “Zero friends.”
December 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
When you google “Mark Zuckerberg net worth” it should just say “Zero friends.”
Welcome to Derry succeeds by playing on our greatest internal fear: Pennywise the Clown cornering us and delivering 5 strait minutes of exposition
December 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Welcome to Derry succeeds by playing on our greatest internal fear: Pennywise the Clown cornering us and delivering 5 strait minutes of exposition
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Kash Patel Vows To Arrest Brown University Shooter as Soon as FBI Finishes Engraving, Planting Shell Casings
Kash Patel Vows To Arrest Brown University Shooter as Soon as FBI Finishes Engraving, Planting Shell Casings
PROVIDENCE, R.I. - FBI Director Kash Patel has informed reporters of a breakthrough in the manhunt for the Brown University shooter, stating that they will arrest the suspect as soon as the agency's f...
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December 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Kash Patel Vows To Arrest Brown University Shooter as Soon as FBI Finishes Engraving, Planting Shell Casings
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We Sat Down With the Ghostwriter of Trump’s Touching Eulogy To Rob Reiner
We Sat Down With the Ghostwriter of Trump’s Touching Eulogy To Rob Reiner
When you enter the world of politics, you are no longer just a person; you’re a brand. Everything you say publicly has to match that brand, that singular energy that defines your public perception. Th...
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December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
We Sat Down With the Ghostwriter of Trump’s Touching Eulogy To Rob Reiner
Make Satire Possible Again
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Make Satire Possible Again
Yearning for a simpler time when you could just sit around and pretend lyrics like “Godspeed all the bakers at dawn” meant something
September 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Yearning for a simpler time when you could just sit around and pretend lyrics like “Godspeed all the bakers at dawn” meant something
I watched Happy Gilmore 2 because I believe in recycling
August 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I watched Happy Gilmore 2 because I believe in recycling
All I know is it’s a beautiful day, and all republicans are scum
August 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
All I know is it’s a beautiful day, and all republicans are scum
Already pumped for how mean I’m going to be on the internet when Chevy Chase dies
July 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Already pumped for how mean I’m going to be on the internet when Chevy Chase dies
The Movie “Her” Didn’t Prepare Me for How Much My AI Girlfriend Would Mention White Genocide
The Movie “Her” Didn’t Prepare Me for How Much My AI Girlfriend Would Mention White Genocide
I’ve never been great with human people. Maybe that’s why when Spike Jonze released his film “Her” back in 2013, my budding young incel brain swirled with possibility. The idea of taking the human out...
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July 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The Movie “Her” Didn’t Prepare Me for How Much My AI Girlfriend Would Mention White Genocide
I love you more than nobody likes Bill Maher
July 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I love you more than nobody likes Bill Maher