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daniel
@danalog2digital.bsky.social
revered transgender ideologist
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December 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
whenever I get top surgery do I show them pictures of what I want like I would a barber?? Do I have to find reference photos?? do I have to google man with big nipples (normal looking)
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
EVERY BODY IS AN ART IST
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I wish my dad didn’t die, all of my absent father jokes (fresh, novel, shock value) got replaced with dead dad jokes (overdone, played out)
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
how to make Bluesky discover page Good
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
unfortunately all of my best posts happen in the wee hours of the night when no one sees them. remember the night I was freaking out about puddle of mudd? no you don’t
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
this might look incredibly unholy but consider that in a pinch the unleavened pie crust could be used for communion
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
if you see me post a joke here that you saw me post on Instagram pretend it’s your first time seeing it
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
totally noticeable emergent chin scruff
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Reposted by daniel
Picard and Q-Tip at El Segundo
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
For someone who hasn’t played Minecraft in years I sure have a lot of dreams of Minecraft
October 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
not drunk enough for Kansas, not high enough for Pink Floyd, just crossfaded enough for Boston
October 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
googled to see if blurry was pre or post 9/11 and the anniversary of blurry is in 26 minutes?????
October 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
When god sings with his creations, will Wes Scantlin lead singer/guitarist of Puddle of Mudd (convicted of domestic violence) not be part of the choir?
October 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
there are many things from before my time where the meta-nostalgia of experiencing them throughout the entirety of my childhood/development of consciousness upholds a sense of ephemerality and divinity. Such as Blurry by Puddle of Mudd
October 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
this is just like fantano all over again
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
straight newlyweds I apologize for my harsh judgement of chappel roan being played at your straight wedding, the one gay guy there was lit as fuck
October 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
scholars are saying this post predicted the Rush tour
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how many people have had sex to bangarang by skrillex vs how many people have had sex to any Rush song
October 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
now this may look bad but instead of buying a new screen ($50) I will finish paying off the Chromebook ($170) and get a new laptop that’s worth a damn (able to run Minecraft)
October 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
how many people have had sex to bangarang by skrillex vs how many people have had sex to any Rush song
September 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
commuting to Dallas for work is wild because one shift I’ll be racing an under-reported severe storm (a la defunded national weather service) home on flooded highways and on the way to the next shift I’ll be passing by an ICE facility with dozens of cops where the fbi is planting evidence
September 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
ive met enough lesbians that look exactly like me to not feel anything when other queer people I don’t know misgender me
September 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
being forced into agriculture classes in lieu of the graphic design classes I wanted to take in high school as a result of telling a counselor that I wanted to be a veterinarian when I was 12 has led to wire-crossage:
whenever I pick up the Apple Pencil, I can hear that pig’s screams all over again
September 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
At least he died doing what he loved
September 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Testosterone update I had an off week and had negative mental health side effects but as of yesterday I’m back on the wagon and today spent all of a class doodling pictures of sandwiches and getting clammy thinking about how bad I wanted a sandwich and then I got one and cried real physical tears
September 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM